PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jason Bourne (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and uisce uisce beag (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). uisce beag has chosen Watermark by Enya as his entrance music. Jason Bourne has the edge in experience - let's see if he can make that count tonight.

Bourne
vs
uisce beag

187 cm
24
234 lbs
4 - 4 - 2

189 cm
24
284 lbs
3 - 1 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Decent elbows
Very strong

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent MT
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 4 - 2, fighting out of New York, Jason Bourne!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, uisce uisce beag!
The judges for this bout are Chad Campbell, Alyssa Summers and Dean Styles.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bourne just misses with a punch to the body.
uisce beag throws a looping overhand right but Bourne ducks down to avoid it.
uisce beag throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
uisce beag defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Bourne.
Bourne stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from uisce beag.
Bourne is breathing heavily.
Bourne blocks a head kick by uisce beag.
uisce beag tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
A big right from uisce beag misses.
Bourne blocks a head kick by uisce beag.
Bourne takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
uisce beag throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
Bourne bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Bourne takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
uisce beag throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.

That's one minute gone in the round.
uisce beag tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
uisce beag lands with a kick to the temple. Bourne shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"

It looks like Jason Bourne has been cut.
Whack! uisce beag lands a heavy head kick that drops Bourne. The ref tackles uisce beag to stop the fight - a great save by the referee because Bourne was done.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:18 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Head Kick). uisce uisce beag!