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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between David Reese (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Borris Whoopyourasski (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Reese comes to the cage accompanied by Ari Gold - Let's Hug It Out, BITCH. There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.
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260 lbs
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
7 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, David Reese!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
16 - 3 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Borris Whoopyourasski!
The judges for this bout are Fedor Mirinova, Sergei Dronov and Dmitry Maklakov.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Whoopyourasski on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Reese avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Whoopyourasski throws a hook but Reese avoids it easily.
Whoopyourasski swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Whoopyourasski takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Reese tries a head kick but it misses.
Reese misses with an uppercut
letting Whoopyourasski counter with a right hand.
Reese misses with a body kick.
Whoopyourasski tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Reese slips under a jab from Whoopyourasski.
Whoopyourasski clobbers Reese with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Reese shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Reese ducks under a wild hook from Whoopyourasski.
Reese throws a nice inside leg kick.
Reese slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Whoopyourasski throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Reese on the side of the head.
Whoopyourasski swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Reese connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Reese ducks under a wild hook from Whoopyourasski.
Reese throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Whoopyourasski on the side of the head.
Reese lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Whoopyourasski takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Reese looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Whoopyourasski misses with a lunging right hand
and Reese counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Whoopyourasski uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Reese.
Reese avoids the body shot from Whoopyourasski.
Reese throws a nice inside leg kick.
Reese throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Reese plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Reese throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Reese clinches up against the cage.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Reese.
Reese works on Whoopyourasski's body with a couple of short punches.
Whoopyourasski looks gassed!
Reese can't find room to land a body shot as Whoopyourasski controls the action.
Reese lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Whoopyourasski or not.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Reese misses with a hook from the clinch.
Reese is leaning against Whoopyourasski and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Reese pushes Whoopyourasski back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Reese lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Whoopyourasski backwards.
Whoopyourasski is looking to control Reese's arms but Reese gets an underhook and turns him. Now Whoopyourasski has his back to the cage.
Reese lands a body shot in the clinch.
Reese softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Reese scores with a shot to the side of Whoopyourasski's head.
Reese lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Reese scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Reese misses with a punch to the body.
Reese softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Reese scores with a hook to the body.
Reese lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Whoopyourasski can't break the clinch.
Reese scores with a shot to the side of Whoopyourasski's head.
Reese lands a left hand that snaps the head of Whoopyourasski backwards.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Whoopyourasski effectively controlling the action here.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Reese as Whoopyourasski tries to tie him up.
Reese swings wildly with an uppercut but Whoopyourasski uses good head movement to avoid it.
Reese tries to throw a body punch but Whoopyourasski avoids it by throwing Reese back against the cage.
Reese struggles to land a body shot inside as Whoopyourasski controls his hands.
Reese tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Reese slowing the pace effectively.
Reese works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Reese is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Reese can't find room to land a body shot as Whoopyourasski controls the action.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Whoopyourasski.
Reese tries to work over Whoopyourasski's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
A right hand to the body from Reese.
Reese avoiding damage.
A left hand lands to the body for Reese.
Reese scores with a hook to the body.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Reese.
Whoopyourasski's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Reese lands a left hand that snaps the head of Whoopyourasski backwards.
Reese digs a right hand underneath Whoopyourasski's ribcage. Whoopyourasski let out a lung full of air as it connected.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Whoopyourasski is looking to control Reese's arms but Reese gets an underhook and turns him. Now Whoopyourasski has his back to the cage.
Reese stalling against the cage.
Reese lands a body shot.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
David Reese dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
Reese connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Reese pushes Whoopyourasski up against the cage in a clinch.
Reese fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Reese tries a body shot but Whoopyourasski blocks it.
Reese goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Reese tries to throw a body punch but Whoopyourasski avoids it by throwing Reese back against the cage.
Reese throws a head punch that misses.
Whoopyourasski taking a breather.
Whoopyourasski blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Reese tries a body shot but Whoopyourasski blocks it.
David Reese has scored more points in the clinch so far.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Whoopyourasski blocking some punches.
Whoopyourasski controlling the action here for a moment.
Reese scores with a hook to the body.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Reese pushes Whoopyourasski back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Reese cracks Whoopyourasski with a nice body shot.
Whoopyourasski is breathing heavily.
Reese presses Whoopyourasski against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Reese misses with a hook from the clinch.
Reese struggles to land a body shot inside as Whoopyourasski controls his hands.
Whoopyourasski trying to stall but Reese improves his position.
Reese works on Whoopyourasski's body with a couple of short punches.
Reese lands an uppercut.
Reese misses with a body punch.
Nice body punch from Reese.
Reese cracks Whoopyourasski with a nice body shot.
Good body shot from Reese.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Reese struggles to land a body shot inside as Whoopyourasski controls his hands.
Reese digs a right hand underneath Whoopyourasski's ribcage. Whoopyourasski let out a lung full of air as it connected.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Reese softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Reese pushes Whoopyourasski back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Reese lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Reese lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Reese works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Reese lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Nice body punch from Reese.
Reese lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Whoopyourasski or not.
Reese avoiding damage.
A shot in the inside from Reese.
Reese lands a shot to the body.
Reese lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Whoopyourasski backwards.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Reese stalls.
A shot in the inside from Reese.
Reese tries to throw a body punch but Whoopyourasski avoids it by throwing Reese back against the cage.
Whoopyourasski prevents a body shot from Reese.
Stalling in the clinch from Whoopyourasski.
A nice left hand lands by Reese.
Reese lands a nice shot to the body.
Reese tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Nice body punch from Reese.
Reese stalling the fight.
Reese gets through Whoopyourasski's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Reese is working Whoopyourasski over against the cage.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
A body shot lands from Reese.
Reese lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Whoopyourasski.
Reese stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Whoopyourasski letting Reese take a breather here.
Reese can't find room to land a body shot as Whoopyourasski controls the action.
A nice right hand lands inside from Reese.
Reese stalling.
Reese lands with a right to the head.
Reese lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Reese lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Whoopyourasski.
Reese lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Whoopyourasski or not.
Reese being controlled against the cage.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
David Reese dominated that second round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! This is the final round!
Whoopyourasski blocks a low kick nicely.
Whoopyourasski misses with a right hand
and Reese counters with a body kick that stops Whoopyourasski in his tracks momentarily.
David Reese is winning the standup battle so far.
Reese takes the fight into the clinch.
Reese tries to work over Whoopyourasski's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Whoopyourasski is pushing Reese up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
Whoopyourasski letting Reese take a breather here.
Reese lands a body shot.
Whoopyourasski takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
A body shot lands from Reese.
Reese lands a right hand that snaps the head of Whoopyourasski backwards.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Whoopyourasski avoiding damage.
Good body shot from Reese.
A right hand to the body from Reese.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
Whoopyourasski just leaning against Reese, taking a breather.
Reese goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
A right handed body shot lands from Reese.
Reese swings wildly with an uppercut but Whoopyourasski uses good head movement to avoid it.
Reese lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Whoopyourasski or not.
A short right from Reese.
Reese lands a body shot in the clinch.
Reese lands a body punch.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Reese lands a right hand.
Nice body punch from Reese - that landed with a thud.
Reese is working Whoopyourasski over against the cage.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
A hook to the body from Reese.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Reese lands an uppercut.
Reese lands a shot to the body.
Nice body punch from Reese.
Reese lands a nice uppercut.
Whoopyourasski blocking some punches.
Whoopyourasski is trying to maintain a safe position but Reese gets an underhook and turns Whoopyourasski into the cage.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Reese.
Reese lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Whoopyourasski or not.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Reese lands a body punch.
A right hand to the body from Reese.
Reese lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Whoopyourasski.
Whoopyourasski blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Reese is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Whoopyourasski can do to turn this around?
Reese slows down the pace here.
Reese lands a shoulder strike.
Borris Whoopyourasski has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
A hook to the body from Reese.
Whoopyourasski's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Reese cracks Whoopyourasski with a nice body shot.
Reese softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Reese lands a hook that snaps the head of Whoopyourasski backwards.
Reese tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Reese misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Reese lands an uppercut.
Reese presses Whoopyourasski against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
A right hand to the body from Reese.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Reese lands a right hand that snaps the head of Whoopyourasski backwards.
Reese lands a body punch.
Reese is working Whoopyourasski over against the cage.
Reese lands with a light punch inside.
Nice body punch from Reese - that landed with a thud.
Good body shot from Reese.
Reese lands a nice shot to the body.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Reese lands with a short shot to the head.
Reese lands a body punch.
Reese scores with a hook to the body.
And that's the end of the fight!
David Reese showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Reese has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Fedor Mirinova scores the fight 30:24
Judge Sergei Dronov scores the fight 30:24
Judge Dmitry Maklakov scores the fight 30:24
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... David Reese!
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