PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jimmy Mills (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and fetty mockenmaker (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Mills comes into the arena with Jimmy gets hiiigh TANIGHT blaring out of the sound system. mockenmaker has chosen break ya fu**ing neck as his entrance music. Jimmy Mills has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Mills
vs
mockenmaker

182 cm
26
221 lbs
12 - 0 - 0

184 cm
22
209 lbs
12 - 4 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

Good wrestler
Counter striker
Powerful

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the light heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 12 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Jimmy Mills!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 12 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, fetty mockenmaker!
The judges for this bout are , and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Mills tries to clinch up

and mockenmaker counters with a nice double leg into side control. Mills won't be happy with that.
mockenmaker postures up a little and throws a couple of hammerfists but they don't connect properly.
Mills wants to get back to his feet.
mockenmaker throwing strikes but missing, from side control.
mockenmaker working the body and head with strikes.
mockenmaker creates some space and throws a big elbow, but Mills sees it coming and moves his head just enough to avoid the strike.
mockenmaker prevents Mills from escaping the position.
mockenmaker controlling the position from side mount.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Mills is trying to control mockenmaker's posture but mockenmaker avoids it.
mockenmaker staying calm.
Mills tries to escape but mockenmaker is in control.
A lull in the action here.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
If this pace continues, the referee will definitely step in and force a standup.
Mills is trying to get back to half guard. He's pushing on mockenmaker's leg. He's managed it. Nice work.
mockenmaker prevents Mills from improving his position.
Mills knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for mockenmaker on the ground.
mockenmaker wants to lay and pray for a moment but Mills keeps working.

OK we're going to have a standup here. fetty mockenmaker hasn't been effective enough on the ground and the referee wants a restart.
Mills tries to clinch but mockenmaker moves away

and mockenmaker counters with a nice shoot takedown that brings the fighters to the ground.
mockenmaker throws and elbow that misses. Mills uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in mockenmaker's guard. Nice move by Mills!

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Mills trying to control the position from guard on top but mockenmaker is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Mills postures up.
mockenmaker has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
mockenmaker looking to hit a scissor sweep but Mills is one step ahead there.
mockenmaker is trying to keep Mills in close.
It looks like the ref is thinking about a standup.
mockenmaker is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.

fetty mockenmaker has forced the referee to step in and restart the fight on the feet.
mockenmaker looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
A solid leg kick lands there for Mills.
Mills tries to close the distance and clinch but mockenmaker swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
mockenmaker throws a lazy uppercut
and Mills counters with a left and a right that stings mockenmaker.
Mills tries to clinch but mockenmaker is having none of it.
Mills is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by mockenmaker.
Mills uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from mockenmaker.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

fetty mockenmaker dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!

Mills looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Nice takedown defense from Mills. No joy for mockenmaker on that attempt.
Mills throws a nice outside leg kick.

mockenmaker gets the takedown into side control.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Mills is trying to control mockenmaker's posture but mockenmaker avoids it.
Mills is in a bad spot here and he knows it... just holding on for now.
mockenmaker moving around in side mount but really he's just happy to control for now.

That's one minute gone in the round.
mockenmaker is looking to take a break and control but Mills is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Mills gets one leg under and gets the fight to half guard.
Mills has his hands clasped together around mockenmaker's back. He's all about the action.
Mills is not content to let mockenmaker control the position.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
mockenmaker is just sitting in half guard, waiting for something to happen.

The ref calls for a clean break and stands the fighters back up. fetty mockenmaker wasn't active enough on the ground.

mockenmaker looking to shoot here. He's gone for it and he's landed a takedown into mount! Oh, that's bad for Mills!
mockenmaker prevents Mills from getting the reversal.
Mills is working hard here to advance position.
mockenmaker looking to control and managing it successfully.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
mockenmaker landing strikes from the mount and Mills is in trouble!
fetty mockenmaker has got the better of the ground game so far.
mockenmaker takes a little breather and maintains the position. The referee will be looking for him to stay active from such a dominant position though.
Mills bucks up and manages to get a nice reversal! He's in guard on the top - nicely done!

Mills gets to his feet. mockenmaker looking to butt scoot but the ref puts an end to that. On your feet son!
mockenmaker with a lazy takedown attempt
and Mills counters with a nice body kick.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Mills misses with a wild combination.
mockenmaker tries for a takedown but Mills sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Jimmy Mills has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of fetty mockenmaker.
mockenmaker throws an off balance right hand
and Mills makes the exchange count by landing a cracking kick to the body. mockenmaker really felt that one!
Jimmy Mills seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Mills wants to clinch up but mockenmaker keeps it at a distance.
That kick from Mills tenderised mockenmaker's leg. mockenmaker is trying to keep his angry face on.
mockenmaker takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
mockenmaker tries for a takedown but Mills circles away easily
enabling Mills to counter with a crisp jab.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that Jimmy Mills will probably get the nod.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.

Mills tries to clinch up.
Mills looks to land a right hand but mockenmaker moved out of range.
mockenmaker swats away the attempt to clinch by Mills.
mockenmaker dives in and grabs Mills's left leg, looking for a takedown. Mills pushes down on mockenmaker's head and hops out.
mockenmaker swings and misses with a hook to the body.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Mills is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Mills tries to clinch up.

That's one minute gone in the round.
mockenmaker fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Mills manages to avoid it.
Mills tries to clinch there but mockenmaker circles away.
Mills lands with an uppercut that bounces mockenmaker off the cage and back into rage.
Mills scores with a crisp jab that stopped mockenmaker in his tracks.
Mills misses with a double jab

and mockenmaker counters with a nice double leg into side control. Mills won't be happy with that.
You can see the frustration on Mills's face as mockenmaker controls the position.
mockenmaker throwing shots but missing, from side control.

mockenmaker is looking to finish here, going for an Americana. Mills knows the correct defense though, so he's OK.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
mockenmaker is looking to take a break and control but Mills is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Mills can't do much from the bottom here.
mockenmaker just content to control the position.
mockenmaker wants to control but Mills is keeping him busy.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Mills is working hard to escape and get back to his feet. After a battle for position, mockenmaker asserts his dominance and retains side control.
Sloppy strikes there by mockenmaker.
Mills wants to get back to his feet but mockenmaker drags him back down.
Mills trying desperately to get back to his feet here but he's not having any joy at all. He's going to tire himself out if he's not careful.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
mockenmaker misses with an attempted head punch from side control.
Mills is looking to work his way out of this bad position but mockenmaker is controlling him well.
mockenmaker moving around in side mount but really he's just happy to control for now.
Mills taking punishment in the form of punches.
mockenmaker trying to control the action but Mills is working from the bottom.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Mills is letting mockenmaker control him for a moment.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

fetty mockenmaker really dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.

mockenmaker swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Mills counters with a one-two to the body.

mockenmaker shoots in with a lovely double leg takedown. Mills manages to land in full guard to minimise the damage.
Mills keeping moving, preventing mockenmaker from controlling successfully.
mockenmaker content to stall in guard here.
mockenmaker stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Mills swivels though and keeps the full guard.

That's one minute gone in the round.
mockenmaker looking to control the position here, rather than advance.
Mills is looking to get back to his feet but can't, whilst mockenmaker is controlling him.

The ref stands the fighters back up, due to lack of action by fetty mockenmaker.
mockenmaker throws a hard body shot but it just misses.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Mills cracks mockenmaker with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
mockenmaker shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Mills pinned against the cage. Mills gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
mockenmaker dives in and grabs Mills's left leg, looking for a takedown. Mills pushes down on mockenmaker's head and hops out.
mockenmaker throws a combination. Mills tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
Jimmy Mills is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Mills doesn't manage to clinch there - mockenmaker circles away.
mockenmaker paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.

mockenmaker shoots in with a lovely double leg takedown. Mills manages to land in full guard to minimise the damage.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Mills wants to stand and escape but mockenmaker is having none of it.
Mills trying to control the position.
mockenmaker pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Mills is keeping the position for now.
Mills wants to stand but mockenmaker is controlling the position.
mockenmaker thows a big elbow that misses.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
mockenmaker keeps in close for a moment and lands a decent shot to the side of Mills's head.
mockenmaker in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
mockenmaker is frustrating his opponent with some stalling tactics from top position.
mockenmaker is looking to work some ground and pound but Mills has wrist control.
mockenmaker is looking to advance position but Mills has hit a scissor sweep - now he's on top in mount!
Mills avoids the attempt from mockenmaker to control.
Mills wants to get back to his feet but mockenmaker is holding on tight.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

fetty mockenmaker dominated that fourth round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. The crowd applaud as we get ready to start the final round!

mockenmaker on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
No luck for mockenmaker with that takedown attempt.

mockenmaker darts in and lands a nice takedown into half guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
mockenmaker keeping composed on the top, looking to control the action.
mockenmaker looking to pass the half guard. Not this time.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Mills pushes mockenmaker off looking to stand but mockenmaker dives back in and keeps control.
mockenmaker throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Mills keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
mockenmaker trying to control the action but Mills is working from the bottom.
mockenmaker is just sitting in half guard, waiting for something to happen.
The referee is pacing around the two fighters - he looks like he's thinking about a standup.
mockenmaker wants to take a breather but Mills is having none of it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.

The ref calls for a clean break and stands the fighters back up. fetty mockenmaker wasn't active enough on the ground.
Mills keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from mockenmaker.
Mills closes the distance looking to clinch
enabling mockenmaker to counter with a crisp jab.
Jimmy Mills has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Mills stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Mills wants it to stay on the feet.
Mills cracks mockenmaker with a right hand to the side of the head.
mockenmaker looks to land a combination but Mills avoids it well.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Mills tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but mockenmaker paws at him with a jab and circles away.
mockenmaker avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Mills avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Mills lands with a thumping leg kick.
mockenmaker misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Mills counters with a good low kick that mockenmaker was not able to check.
Mills lands a straight punch to the body, keeping mockenmaker at a distance.
Mills lands a jab-cross combination.
mockenmaker thows a body shot but no joy.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
mockenmaker misses the body punch
and Mills counters with a nice low kick that buckles mockenmaker's knee momentarily.
mockenmaker throws a poor cross that misses
and Mills counters with an inside leg kick.
mockenmaker takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Mills lands a leg kick that knocks mockenmaker off balance momentarily.
Mills dips to his left and cracks mockenmaker with an uppercut!
A slapping body kick lands there for Mills.
Mills throws a quick inside leg kick.
mockenmaker blocks a leg kick.

And that's the end of the fight!
Jimmy Mills showed his dominance in that final round.
I think mockenmaker has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Andi Peters scores the fight 47:48
Judge Gordon Ramsey scores the fight 47:49
Judge Frank Skinner scores the fight 46:49

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... fetty mockenmaker!
fetty mockenmaker is the new light heavyweight champion!