PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Biggie Slob (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Turk Turkleton (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Turk Turkleton will no doubt be looking to use his reach advantage to good effect.

Slob
vs
Turkleton

150 cm
25
307 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

193 cm
21
270 lbs
0 - 1 - 0

Good wrestling
Brawler
Self confident

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Biggie Slob!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Turk Turkleton!
The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Turkleton uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Slob has time to react.

It looks like Biggie Slob has been cut.

Turkleton feints and then winds up with a huge right hand that connects perfectly and sends Slob sprawling to the canvas! Slob rolls over backwards and springs off the cage and manages to regain his footing - how acrobatic! Oh, he's still wobbly - can Turkleton finish him?!
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Slob slips under a jab from Turkleton.

Slob closes the distance and looks for a trip takedown... aaaand he's got it - Slob lands in his opponent's guard.

Slob drops back for a leg! It's a sloppy attempt though and Slob jumps back into guard quickly, to retain the dominant position.
Slob stops Turkleton from standing up.
Slob slips effortlessly into side control - very nice.

Slob is working to tighten is grip on Turkleton's neck. He's isolated an arm and is working for an arm triangle. Turkleton has recognised the danger and is trying to turn with the submission but Slob is really squeezing tight and eventually Turkleton passes out! Slob breaks the hold and jumps onto the cage to celebrate! Submission of the night, I'd say!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:48 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Arm Triangle). Biggie Slob!