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Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between James Hardy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ron Jeremy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Hardy might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Papa Roach - Last Resort. Rumors backstage are that the fighters have been paid to keep it standing but we know that would never happen in MMA!
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155 lbs
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145 lbs
2 - 0 - 0 |
BJJ Brown Belt
Brawler
Experienced |
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BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent MT
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
7 - 5 - 0, fighting out of London, James Hardy!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, Ron Jeremy!
The judges for this bout are Steven Brown, Sam Margolis and Donald Grub.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Hardy with a poor takedown
and Jeremy counters with a takedown into side control.
Hardy is looking for a sweep.
Hardy gets one leg under and gets the fight to half guard.
Hardy regains full guard. Nicely done.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Hardy throwing some rather feeble looking strikes off his back.
Hardy working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Jeremy doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Jeremy manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.
Jeremy preventing the sweep.
Jeremy looking to pass the guard.
Jeremy really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Hardy. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Jeremy looking to control the position here, rather than advance.
Hardy is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Hardy keeping moving, preventing Jeremy from controlling successfully.
If this pace continues, the referee will definitely step in and force a standup.
Hardy is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Jeremy defends well.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Hardy had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Jeremy defends it easily.
Jeremy controls from within his opponent's guard.
Hardy working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Jeremy doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Jeremy manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.
Hardy working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Jeremy doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Jeremy manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jeremy is taking a break and basically stalling. The referee will not allow him to do that for long.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Jeremy trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Hardy working for a triangle but Jeremy defends it easily.
Jeremy sitting in guard here, content to control.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Hardy throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
Hardy is looking for a triangle but Jeremy pushes his legs off easily.
Jeremy won't allow Hardy to sweep him here.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Jeremy avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
Jeremy stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Hardy swivels though and keeps the full guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Ron Jeremy dominated that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
Hardy shoots in and drives through. Jeremy sprawls well.
Hardy shoots and misses
and Jeremy counters with a takedown into side control.
Jeremy tries to advance to mount but Hardy instead regains half guard.
Jeremy is thwarting Hardy's attempts to control the position.
Jeremy passes into side control, despite Hardy's attempt to control the position.
Hardy tries to bench press Jeremy off him but Jeremy keeps the position.
Jeremy controlling the position from side mount.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Hardy wants to control but Jeremy postures up.
Hardy manages to get one leg in to regain half guard.
Jeremy stalling.
Hardy looking for submissions off his back.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Hardy looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
Hardy is trying to get back to full guard.
Hardy really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Hardy looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
Jeremy blocks the strikes from Hardy.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Hardy has guillotine here! It looks pretty tight! Could this be all over! No, Jeremy escapes and passes into side control at the same time. Nice work there by Jeremy!
Hardy tries to buck Jeremy off but Jeremy is having none of it.
Jeremy working away.
Hardy tries to get back to half guard but can't.
Hardy is sneaking out the side here. He's bucked Jeremy off and has taken his back!
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Jeremy covering up well under a series of strikes from Hardy.
Jeremy is displaying good submission defense - not really looking in danger of submitting to the rear naked choke at the moment. That could change in an instant of course if Hardy gets his way!
Hardy trying to control.
Jeremy trying to control the hands but Hardy breaks the grip.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Hardy throws a big right hand but he misses and hits the mat. Ouch.
Jeremy looks to control his opponent's hands but he's not mananging it at the moment.
Hardy wants to control but Jeremy is keeping busy.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Ron Jeremy showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's time! Back to the action! This is the final round!
Hardy fails with the takedown
and Jeremy counters with a takedown into side control.
Hardy is trying to improve his position.
Hardy struggling a bit here.
Jeremy moving around in side mount but really he's just happy to control for now.
Hardy struggling a bit here.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Hardy is trying to improve his position.
Jeremy just content to control the position.
Hardy is positioning himself to get back to half guard.
Hardy wants to control but Jeremy postures up.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Neither fighter is doing enough for the referee's liking and he's decided to stand them back up.
Hardy takes one to the side of the head.
Hardy misses with a takedown
letting Jeremy counter with a right hand.
Hardy misses with a takedown attempt
and Jeremy counters with a nice low kick that buckles Hardy's knee momentarily.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for James Hardy. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Hardy misses with a takedown
and Jeremy counters with a right hand to the body.
James Hardy seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Jeremy connects with a jab.
Hardy with a lazy takedown attempt
and Jeremy counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Jeremy smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Jeremy, as that shot connected.
Jeremy lands a nice leg kick that just misses Hardy's sensitive parts.
Jeremy tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Jeremy looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jeremy scores with a leg kick.
Jeremy lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Jeremy turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Hardy showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Jeremy.
Jeremy scores with a nice right hand.
Jeremy throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Hardy on the side of the head.
Hardy takes a head kick and keeps coming.
Hardy misses with a takedown
and Jeremy counters with a stiff right hand.
Hardy is rocked!
Jeremy lands with a right hand.
Jeremy throws a leg kick which misses Hardy's front leg but catches the back leg as Hardy tries to avoid it.
Jeremy lands a big head kick that sends Hardy tumbling to the mat! Jeremy takes a step backwards and waves Hardy back to his feet - he wants the finish!
Oh Hardy is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
A chopping leg kick lands by Jeremy.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Jeremy scores with a leg kick.
Hardy takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jeremy throws a powerful right kick. Hardy tried to block low but the kick was high! Hardy was taken right off of his feet! Jeremy jumps in to finish the job and the ref tackles him! The fight is over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:09 of round 3, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Ron Jeremy!
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energy
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hype
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RATING
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