PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between ugbUK UBIU (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jacque Schtrappe (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Schtrappe has chosen Nitzer Ebb - Violent Playground as his entrance music. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

UBIU
vs
Schtrappe

187 cm
25
159 lbs
3 - 1 - 0

173 cm
20
169 lbs
3 - 1 - 0

Good wrestling
Brawler
Cuts easily

Decent wrestler
Good kicks
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, ugbUK UBIU!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Jacque Schtrappe!
The judges for this bout are Donatello Bradman, Bruno Hogan and Skip Squint.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Schtrappe looks to land a left hand but UBIU moved out of range nicely.
UBIU has his takedown stuffed
and Schtrappe cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Schtrappe jabbing away but nothing is landing.
UBIU tries for a takedown but Schtrappe sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
UBIU shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Schtrappe as he jumps to the side.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for ugbUK UBIU. That's going to take a lot out of him.
UBIU shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
letting Schtrappe counter with a right hand.
UBIU really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Schtrappe throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck UBIU on the side of the head.

UBIU is rocked!
UBIU shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Schtrappe makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
UBIU is breathing heavily.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Schtrappe cracks UBIU with a big right hand that sees him stumbling back against the cage! UBIU falls to his knees and Schtrappe doesn't need a second invitatation - he rushes in and fires off several unanswered shots that force the referee to stop the fight! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:49 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Jacque Schtrappe!