PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Wiki Leaks (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Tennis Tim (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Tim is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Gangsta bitch. Tennis Tim is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.

Leaks
vs
Tim

180 cm
18
170 lbs
3 - 0 - 0

183 cm
19
170 lbs
2 - 3 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Big heart

BJJ Purple Belt
Decent boxing
Experienced

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Wiki Leaks!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Tennis Tim!
The judges for this bout are Yukihiro Shimada, Kenichi Hosakawa and Yasuomi Hirokawa.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Leaks slaps away a takedown attempt from Tim, before circling back to the center of the mat.
Tim takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
The fight stays on the outside here - Tim looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Tim looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Leaks is fending him off so far but Tim persists. Nope, Leaks circles away and we're back to standing.
The fight stays on the outside here - Tim looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Tim tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Leaks ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Tim moves away.
Leaks lands a head shot.

It looks like Tennis Tim has been cut.
Tim tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in the close the distance. Leaks manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Tim shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Leaks as he avoids it easily.
Wiki Leaks has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Tennis Tim.
Tim shoots in for a takedown but Leaks shows good takedown defense.
Tim moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Leaks misses with the combination.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Tim is looking to clinch.
Leaks tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Tim was well out of range. Poor timing from Leaks.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Tim.
Tim tries to clinch up but Leaks circles away and keeps his distance.
Tim shoots in but no luck this time.
Tim looks gassed!
Tim shoots in for a takedown but Leaks shows good takedown defense.
Leaks takes a swing at Tim's ribcage but misses.
Leaks takes a swing at Tim's ribcage but misses.
Leaks scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Tim doesn't seem bothered though.
Leaks throws a series of punches but Tim avoids them all with ease.
Tim shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Leaks defends it nicely.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Tim has a takedown stuffed.
Tennis Tim seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Leaks fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Tim on the side of the head.
Leaks changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Leaks swings for the body but Tim moves out of range.
Leaks throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Tim stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Tim takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Tim avoids the body shot from Leaks.
Leaks lands a lovely overhand right.

Tim is rocked!
Leaks scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Tim wants to clinch.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Leaks fails to land with a series of punches.
Leaks looks to score with a jab to the body but Tim is just out of range.
Tim fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Nice shot lands for Leaks.

That has opened up Tennis Tim's cut even more.
Leaks digs a good body shot into Tim's ribs.
Leaks misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Tim's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Leaks connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Tim scrambles back to his feet.
Tim fails in his attempt to clinch.
Leaks keeps the fight on the outside.
Tim is trying desperately to land a takedown but Leaks is having absolutely none of it. This is turning into a bit of a nightmare for Tim.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Leaks scores with a hook to the body. Tim takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Leaks lands a body shot.
A looping hook to the body misses from Leaks. Tim does a little dance to reset his feet.
Leaks lands with a right hand.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Some wild striking there from Leaks.
Leaks ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Tim moves away.
Tim shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Leaks pinned against the cage. Leaks gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Leaks is looking to wear down Tim with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Leaks ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Tim moves away.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Wiki Leaks dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Tennis Tim's cut.
That's time! Back to the action!

Tim shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Leaks pinned against the cage. Leaks gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Tim tries to close the distance and clinch but Leaks swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Tim wants to clinch.
Leaks cracks Tim with a right hand to the side of the head.
Leaks lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Leaks tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Tim was well out of range. Poor timing from Leaks.
Leaks scores with a jab to the body.
Tim is breathing heavily.
Tim changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Leaks tries to avoid it but Tim manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Leaks to the ground. Leaks escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Tim shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Leaks as he jumps to the side.
Wiki Leaks has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Tennis Tim.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Leaks scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.

The cut above Tennis Tim's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
Wiki Leaks is winning the standup battle so far.
Leaks scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Tim doesn't seem bothered though.
BOOM! Leaks lands a beautiful left hook that drops Tim. Tim tries to recover but Leaks is having none of it, landing more punishing shots from mount. One final crushing shot and Tim lies motionless on the canvas. The fight is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:24 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Wiki Leaks!