PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Eric Cartman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Truck The Icepick (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Truck The Icepick has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Cartman
vs
The Icepick

170 cm
27
180 lbs
8 - 3 - 0

175 cm
22
170 lbs
11 - 4 - 0

Good wrestling
Solid boxing
Very strong

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Powerful

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 8 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Eric Cartman!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 11 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Truck The Icepick!
The judges for this bout are Kenichi Hosakawa, Taro Takaoka and Yasuomi Hirokawa.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Cartman drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
The Icepick throws an ugly left hook that misses

and Cartman counters with a single leg into guard. The Icepick didn't expect that.
We could do with one of the fighters taking the initiative a bit more on the ground - they're both waiting to capitalize on a mistake.
Cartman throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as The Icepick works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Cartman trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Cartman scores with a decent looking elbow strike.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
The Icepick avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
The Icepick is looking to get back to his feet but can't, whilst Cartman is controlling him.
The Icepick keeping moving, preventing Cartman from controlling successfully.
Cartman has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
The Icepick avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Cartman accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
The Icepick tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Cartman landing with the ground and pound.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Cartman distracts The Icepick with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.
The Icepick looking to hit a scissor sweep but Cartman is one step ahead there.
Cartman trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Cartman trying to pass the guard. He's being very persistent here but The Icepick manages to land a sweep and now he's on top!
The Icepick has decided he wants to stand but the closed guard of Cartman is proving hard to escape from.
Cartman is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Cartman seems keen to control The Icepick's posture.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
The Icepick seems content to control from guard here. He's going to have to remain active though if he doesn't want to get stood back up.
The Icepick looking to pass the guard.
The Icepick has decided he wants to stand but the closed guard of Cartman is proving hard to escape from.

OK we're going to have a standup here. Truck The Icepick hasn't been effective enough on the ground and the referee wants a restart.
The Icepick misses with a body punch

and Cartman counters with a nice double leg into half guard.
Cartman scoring with strikes to the body and head.
Cartman is working hard to pass the guard. He's done it - he's now in full mount! Trouble for The Icepick!

That's three minutes gone in the round.
The Icepick squirming around on the bottom, looking to escape.
The Icepick is looking to get to half guard.
Cartman landing strikes from the mount.
The Icepick regains half guard.
Cartman works his foot free and advances to mount.
Cartman tries to control but The Icepick wriggling away.
Poor strikes thrown by Cartman there. More accuracy and less frantic strikes would help!
Cartman breaks from The Icepick's wrist control and lands an elbow.

It looks like Truck The Icepick has been cut.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The Icepick avoids a series of strikes thrown by Cartman.
The Icepick's corner are shouting for him to stand up but that's bad cornering - how is he meant to stand up when he's mounted? He should be looking to improve his position on the ground before trying to stand back up.
The Icepick blocking the ground and pound.
Cartman scoring with some good ground and pound from mount here. Will he manage to finish The Icepick?
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Cartman unloads with some vicious shots from mount and The Icepick wants out - he looks towards the referee who steps in to save him! Cartman celebrates on the cage and the crowd goes wild!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:38 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Eric Cartman!