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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Kalle Uzi (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Chauncey Peppertooth (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Uzi comes into the arena with I Will Kill You blaring out of the sound system. I don't know about you partner, but I'm pumped for this one!
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278 lbs
2 - 1 - 0 |
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195 cm
26
257 lbs
13 - 12 - 0 |
BJJ White Belt
Lethal high kicks
Cuts easily |
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BJJ Blue Belt
Counter striker
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Kalle Uzi!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
13 - 12 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Chauncey Peppertooth!
The judges for this bout are Matti Vanhoillinen, Marco Blurström and Anni Minnemäki.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Uzi pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Peppertooth blocks a head kick by Uzi.
Uzi misses with a head kick.
No luck for Peppertooth with that takedown attempt.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Uzi misses with a series of wild punches.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Peppertooth throws a low kick but Uzi avoids it.
Uzi avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Peppertooth lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Uzi has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Uzi and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Uzi misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Peppertooth.
A looping hook to the body misses from Peppertooth. Uzi does a little dance to reset his feet.
Uzi walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Uzi moves away from the strike by Peppertooth.
Peppertooth fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Peppertooth misses with a hook. Uzi ducked under it nicely.
Peppertooth throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Uzi sees it coming and avoids it easily.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
A combination from Uzi does no damage.
Uzi misses with a head kick.
Peppertooth throws a nice looking combination but Uzi bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Peppertooth attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Chauncey Peppertooth dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!
The fighters circling - Peppertooth throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Uzi throws a sloppy head kick and Peppertooth moves out of range easily.
Peppertooth looks to land a left hand but Uzi moved out of range nicely.
Both fighters are looking to counter, which isn't making for the most exciting fight in the world.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Uzi uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Peppertooth.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Uzi throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Peppertooth's corner calls for a 1-2. Peppertooth obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Uzi throws a nice head kick!
Peppertooth scores with a nice strike.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Uzi misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Uzi throws a head kick but Peppertooth moves out of range.
Uzi tries a head kick but it misses.
Peppertooth throws out a loose jab but Uzi uses good head movement to avoid it.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Uzi with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Peppertooth throws a leg kick that is checked
enabling Uzi to counter with a crisp jab.
Uzi slips under a jab.
Uzi moves away from the strike by Peppertooth.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Uzi throws a sloppy head kick and Peppertooth moves out of range easily.
Uzi tries a head kick but it misses.
Uzi moves out of range of the strikes.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Kalle Uzi dominated that second round.
That's time! Back to the action! This is the final round!
Uzi slips under a jab from Peppertooth.
Uzi throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Peppertooth displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Uzi throws out the jab.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Peppertooth throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Kalle Uzi is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
That's one minute gone in the round.
A head kick misses from Uzi.
Uzi throws a quick inside leg kick.
Peppertooth tries for a takedown but Uzi sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
A leg kick checked by Peppertooth.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
A head kick misses from Uzi.
Peppertooth tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Uzi was well out of range. Poor timing from Peppertooth.
Peppertooth throws a series of punches but Uzi avoids them all with ease.
Peppertooth throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Peppertooth misses the jab.
Peppertooth is really struggling to land any decent head shots against his taller opponent.
No luck for Peppertooth with that takedown attempt.
Peppertooth is looking to score with low kicks.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Peppertooth tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Uzi was well out of range. Poor timing from Peppertooth.
Uzi motions for Peppertooth to come forward. Uzi throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Uzi displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Peppertooth throws out the jab.
And that's the end of the fight!
Kalle Uzi showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Uzi has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Matti Vanhoillinen scores the fight 29:28
Judge Marco Blurström scores the fight 29:28
Judge Anni Minnemäki scores the fight 29:28
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Kalle Uzi!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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RATING
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