PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Rolen Spliffs (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Tito Coleman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Spliffs's entrance music is Ice Cube - Smoke Some Weed. A fine choice. Coleman has chosen Eminem - Mosh as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Spliffs
vs
Coleman

190 cm
26
195 lbs
14 - 5 - 0

188 cm
25
197 lbs
13 - 7 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
World class boxer
Very quick

Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Powerful

Conviction

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 14 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Rolen Spliffs!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 13 - 7 - 0, fighting out of London, Tito Coleman!
The judges for this bout are Donatello Bradman, Steve Erwin and Bruno Hogan.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Coleman shoots in for a takedown but Spliffs shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
Coleman shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Spliffs sprawls well. Spliffs wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Coleman gets slowly back to his feet.
A big right from Spliffs misses.
Coleman fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Spliffs avoids it really well and circles away.
Rolen Spliffs has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Tito Coleman.
Spliffs tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Coleman was well out of range. Poor timing from Spliffs.

That's one minute gone in the round.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Spliffs dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Coleman tries to clinch but Spliffs is having none of it.
Rolen Spliffs seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Spliffs wants to slow Coleman down by chopping away at his legs.
Spliffs keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
A slow jab from Spliffs misses its intended target.
Spliffs lands with a right hand.
Coleman has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Spliffs finds it's way round the side to connect with Coleman's head.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Spliffs throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Coleman on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Spliffs misses with a looping left.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Spliffs, as that shot connected.
Spliffs is looking to slow Coleman down with leg kicks.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Coleman misses with an attempted mid kick.
Rolen Spliffs is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Spliffs misses the shot to the body.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Coleman slips under a jab from Spliffs.
A slapping leg kick lands for Spliffs.
Coleman slips a straight right by Spliffs.
A big left from Spliffs misses.

Coleman throws a loose over hand right and dives in with a double leg takedown. Spliffs tries to sprawl but it's too late and the fighters hit the mat. Coleman is in Spliffs's guard.
Coleman stopping the sweep attempt from Spliffs.
Coleman looking to pass the guard.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Spliffs working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Coleman.
Spliffs trying to control the position.
A real slowdown in the pace of the fight for a moment, as Spliffs holds on and takes a little breather.
The referee is asking the fighters to pick up the pace.
Coleman with a flurry of punches that miss.
Coleman throws and elbow that misses. Spliffs uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in Coleman's guard. Nice move by Spliffs!

Coleman is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
Coleman is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move.

Coleman looking for a kimura but he'll have to free his other leg if he wants to finish that. Perhaps he's just using it as a distraction technique.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Rolen Spliffs dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

Spliffs is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Coleman shoots in and drives through. Spliffs sprawls well.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Coleman looks for a takedown but Spliffs sprawls well.
Nice takedown defense from Spliffs. No joy for Coleman on that attempt.
Rolen Spliffs has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Tito Coleman.
Spliffs fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Spliffs throws a looping overhand right but Coleman ducks down to avoid it.
Coleman looks for a takedown but Spliffs sprawls well.
Spliffs tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Spliffs darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
A jab from Spliffs does it's job there.
Spliffs throws a low kick but it's checked well by Coleman.
Coleman keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Coleman shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Spliffs as he jumps to the side.
Spliffs throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Spliffs connects with a body shot that sends Coleman's belly button to the back.
Coleman is breathing heavily.
Spliffs thows a left - swing and a miss!
Coleman moves away from the strike by Spliffs.
Coleman shoots in looking for a takedown but Spliffs manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Coleman's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.
Coleman fails with the takedown.
Spliffs throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Coleman stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Both fighters are looking to counter, which isn't making for the most exciting fight in the world.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Coleman fails with a takedown attempt.
A slow jab from Spliffs misses its intended target.
Coleman fails with the takedown.
Coleman steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Spliffs.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Rolen Spliffs dominated that second round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! This is the final round!

Spliffs throws a hook but Coleman avoids it easily.
Coleman tries to clinch up.
Coleman on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Spliffs waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Coleman.
Coleman checks the leg kick nicely there.
Spliffs misses with a wild body shot.
Spliffs misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Coleman.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Spliffs swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Spliffs turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
A looping hook to the body misses from Spliffs. Coleman does a little dance to reset his feet.
A decent looking cross lands there for Spliffs.
Coleman will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Spliffs stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Spliffs wants it to stay on the feet.
Coleman takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Spliffs fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Coleman has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Spliffs.
Coleman showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Spliffs.
Coleman takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Spliffs motions for Coleman to come forward. Spliffs throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Coleman is the more experienced fighter here and he's going to need to draw on some of that experience if he's going to pull this one out the bag.
Coleman tries to move into range but Spliffs moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Spliffs thows a left - swing and a miss!

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Spliffs swings and misses with a hook to the body.
The fight stays on the outside here - Coleman looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Spliffs scores with a nice right hand.
Spliffs stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Spliffs wants it to stay on the feet.
Rolen Spliffs has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Tito Coleman.
Spliffs looks to land a combination but Coleman avoids it well.
Rolen Spliffs is winning the standup battle so far.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Spliffs looks to score with a jab to the body but Coleman is just out of range.
Spliffs throws a big shot that misses.
Coleman closes this distance looking for a takedown but Spliffs circles away.
Coleman shoots in but no luck this time.
Spliffs misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Coleman.
Coleman blocks a jab.
Tito Coleman has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
An inside leg kick from Spliffs misses.

And that's the end of the fight!
Rolen Spliffs showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Spliffs, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Donatello Bradman scores the fight for Rolen Spliffs!
Judge Steve Erwin scores the fight for Rolen Spliffs!
Judge Bruno Hogan scores the fight for Rolen Spliffs!

Rolen Spliffs wins by unanimous decision!