PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Urinus Limberdinkle (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Blaise Lamont (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Limberdinkle's entrance music is BLUNT- The Iron Maiden. A fine choice. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Limberdinkle
vs
Lamont

167 cm
23
162 lbs
10 - 2 - 0

181 cm
21
164 lbs
4 - 1 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Great low kicks
KO power

Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Powerful

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 10 - 2 - 0, fighting out of New York, Urinus Limberdinkle!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Blaise Lamont!
The judges for this bout are Dean Styles, Lou da Vinci and Alyssa Summers.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Limberdinkle throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
Lamont connects with a body shot.
A bone on bone clash there as Lamont blocks the leg kick.
Limberdinkle walks into a stiff left hand from Lamont.
Limberdinkle throws a low kick but it's checked well by Lamont.
Limberdinkle wants to slow Lamont down by chopping away at his legs.
Limberdinkle wants to slow Lamont down by chopping away at his legs.
Limberdinkle lunges at Lamont with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Lamont's hand.
Lamont lands a nice hook to Limberdinkle's body. Limberdinkle takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Lamont avoids the head kick by Limberdinkle.
Lamont connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Limberdinkle.
Lamont misses with a leg kick.
Limberdinkle bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
A head kick misses from Limberdinkle.
Limberdinkle looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Limberdinkle wants to land a leg kick but Lamont is out of range.
Lamont uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Limberdinkle.
Limberdinkle moves out of range as Lamont strikes.
Lamont throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Limberdinkle sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Lamont misses with a straight right.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Limberdinkle, right into the meat.
A head kick misses from Limberdinkle.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Limberdinkle misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Lamont fails with a takedown attempt.
Lamont blocks a leg kick.
Limberdinkle throws out a leg kick but Lamont moves out of range and Limberdinkle only half commits.
Lamont misses with a wild body shot.
Limberdinkle throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Lamont takes a swing at Limberdinkle's ribcage but misses.
Limberdinkle tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Limberdinkle on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Limberdinkle moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
Lamont tries to score with a low kick but Limberdinkle moves his leg out of the way.
Lamont chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Limberdinkle can pounce on him.
Lamont stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Limberdinkle connects with an inside leg kick.
A good leg kick by Limberdinkle.
That kick from Limberdinkle tenderised Lamont's leg. Lamont is trying to keep his angry face on.
Limberdinkle tries to land a front kick but Lamont steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Urinus Limberdinkle seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Limberdinkle throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
A head kick misses from Limberdinkle.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Lamont throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
Limberdinkle throws a head kick but Lamont moves out of range.
Lamont avoids the head kick by Limberdinkle.
Lamont checks a low kick from Limberdinkle.
Urinus Limberdinkle is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Lamont throws a head kick that misses.
Limberdinkle throws a head kick that misses.
Limberdinkle tries a head kick but it misses.
Limberdinkle ducks under a wild hook from Lamont.
Lamont throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Lamont lands a nice shot that snaps Limberdinkle's head back.
Limberdinkle misses with a head kick.
Lamont scores with a crisp jab that stopped Limberdinkle in his tracks.
Limberdinkle throws a sloppy head kick and Lamont moves out of range easily.
Limberdinkle with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Limberdinkle will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Limberdinkle pivots, looking for a leg kick but Lamont is out of range and Limberdinkle settles back down.
Limberdinkle fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Lamont is out of range.
Limberdinkle misses with a head kick.
Limberdinkle takes a jab right on the kisser.
Lamont swings for the body but Limberdinkle moves out of range.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Limberdinkle throws a low kick but Lamont moves out of range easily.
Nice body kick from Limberdinkle.
Lamont just misses with a punch to the body.
A slow jab from Lamont misses its intended target.
Lamont throws a leg kick
and Limberdinkle counters with a nice low kick that buckles Lamont's knee momentarily.
Limberdinkle is looking to slow Lamont down with leg kicks.
Limberdinkle tries a head kick but it misses.
Lamont just misses with a punch to the body.
Limberdinkle misses with a kick to the body.
A solid body kick from Limberdinkle.
Lamont swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Lamont blocks a head kick by Limberdinkle.
Limberdinkle misses with a low kick.
Limberdinkle throws a head kick that misses.
Lamont on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Lamont tried to score with a low kick but Limberdinkle checks it.
Limberdinkle throws a leg kick but Lamont sees it coming and moves out of range.
Lamont checks a low kick from Limberdinkle.
Limberdinkle misses with a low kick.
Lamont connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Limberdinkle's hands.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Limberdinkle lands a leg kick that knocks Lamont off balance momentarily.
Limberdinkle shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Limberdinkle will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Lamont connects with a good right hand that stumbles Limberdinkle. Limberdinkle circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Lamont is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Limberdinkle had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into pâté.
Lamont fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Limberdinkle manages to avoid it.
Limberdinkle throws a low kick but Lamont moves out of range easily.
Limberdinkle uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Lamont.
Limberdinkle turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Limberdinkle lands with a thumping leg kick.
Lamont has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Lamont swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Limberdinkle misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Limberdinkle throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Lamont blocks a low kick nicely.
Lamont connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
A head kick from Limberdinkle lands but Lamont takes it in his stride.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Some bone on bone action there as Lamont checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Limberdinkle throws a body kick that misses.
Lamont misses with a straight right.
Limberdinkle throws a front kick aimed at Lamont's knee but Lamont avoids it well.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Urinus Limberdinkle dominated that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

Lamont blocks a leg kick.

A momentary lapse in concentration from Limberdinkle enables Lamont to shoot in and score with a neat double leg. Limberdinkle manages to secure a closed guard as the fighters hit the mat.
Limberdinkle has control of Lamont's left arm, preventing Lamont from doing any damage.
Limberdinkle tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Limberdinkle is trying to control the position from the bottom.
Limberdinkle pulls Lamont in to control the position.

Limberdinkle is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Lamont is aware though and is defending well.
Limberdinkle looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Lamont loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Lamont looking to pass the guard.
Limberdinkle might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
Limberdinkle is trying to keep Lamont in close.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Limberdinkle is going to have to think about doing something other than just controlling because Lamont is managing to avoid having the position dictated to him.
Lamont stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Limberdinkle swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Lamont preventing the sweep.
Limberdinkle avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Lamont trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Limberdinkle has Lamont pulled in close to control his posture.

We're going to have a standup here because Urinus Limberdinkle wasn't active enough for the referee's liking.
Limberdinkle throws a head kick that misses
and Lamont connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
A punch lands to the side of Limberdinkle 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Lamont fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Lamont swinging wildly here.
Limberdinkle connects with a high kick.

It looks like Blaise Lamont has been cut.
Limberdinkle throws a leg kick but Lamont checks it.
A telegraphed right hand from Lamont misses the target.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A leg kick checked by Lamont.
Limberdinkle thumps Lamont with a low kick.
Lamont on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Limberdinkle. Limberdinkle obviously looking to wear him down.
Lamont misses with a takedown
and Limberdinkle counters with a nice kick to the body.
Urinus Limberdinkle is winning the standup battle so far.
Lamont is breathing heavily.
Lamont moves out of range of the leg kick from Limberdinkle.
Limberdinkle tries to land a leg kick but Lamont saw it coming and moves away.
Lamont throws a hook but Limberdinkle blocks it.
Limberdinkle connects with an inside leg kick.
Limberdinkle tries a head kick but it misses.
Lamont is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.
Limberdinkle turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Limberdinkle misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Limberdinkle avoids the body shot from Lamont.
Limberdinkle scores with a spinning back kick!
Lamont takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Limberdinkle tries a low kick but Lamont avoids it.
Limberdinkle takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Limberdinkle tries a head kick but it misses.
Limberdinkle throws a head kick that misses.
Lamont's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Limberdinkle throws a push kick but Lamont slaps the foot to one side.
A nice inside leg kick there by Limberdinkle. That's going to slow Lamont down.
Limberdinkle dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Lamont. That did some damage!
Lamont scores with a hook.
Lamont misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Urinus Limberdinkle has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Blaise Lamont.
Limberdinkle misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Limberdinkle throws a leg kick which misses Lamont's front leg but catches the back leg as Lamont tries to avoid it.
Limberdinkle misses with a body kick.
Limberdinkle scores with a kick to the body.
Limberdinkle throws a chopping leg kick but Lamont manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Limberdinkle fakes the leg kick and cracks Lamont in the body.
Limberdinkle lands a front kick.
Limberdinkle dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Lamont. That did some damage!
Limberdinkle connects with a high kick.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Limberdinkle buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Limberdinkle buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Lamont walks forward, straight into a front kick from Limberdinkle.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Lamont has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Limberdinkle.
Limberdinkle scoring well with a low kick there.
Limberdinkle scores with a nice body kick.
Limberdinkle connects with a leg kick. Lamont looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Limberdinkle throws a leg kick but Lamont moved away.
Lamont checks a leg kick.
Limberdinkle tries a head kick but it misses.
Lamont throws a leg kick
and Limberdinkle counters with a good low kick that Lamont was not able to check.
Limberdinkle fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Lamont has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Limberdinkle walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Lamont checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Lamont stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Limberdinkle.
Limberdinkle misses with a head kick.
Limberdinkle connects with a solid leg kick.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
A head kick misses from Limberdinkle.
Limberdinkle delivers a nice body kick.
Lamont has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Limberdinkle.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Limberdinkle, right into the meat.
Lamont blocks a head kick by Limberdinkle.
Limberdinkle lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Urinus Limberdinkle dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Blaise Lamont's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. This is the final round!

Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Limberdinkle.
Nice straight punches there by Lamont. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Lamont.
Limberdinkle turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Limberdinkle fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Lamont has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Limberdinkle misses with a low kick.
Limberdinkle tries a head kick but it misses.
Limberdinkle tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Limberdinkle misses with a low kick.
Limberdinkle throws a leg kick but Lamont checks it.
Lamont lands a jab to Limberdinkle's midsection.
Limberdinkle lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Limberdinkle attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Limberdinkle waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Lamont.
Limberdinkle throws a sloppy head kick and Lamont moves out of range easily.
Lamont throws a lazy right hand but Limberdinkle sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Lamont takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Limberdinkle.
A solid leg kick lands there for Limberdinkle.
Limberdinkle fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Lamont.
A head kick misses from Limberdinkle.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Lamont has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Limberdinkle.
Lamont tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Limberdinkle misses with a head kick.
Good leg kick by Limberdinkle there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Lamont blocks a low kick nicely.
Limberdinkle connects with a high kick.
Lamont swings for the body but Limberdinkle moves out of range.
Limberdinkle throws a low kick, looking for Lamont's leg but Lamont calmly moves out of range.
Lamont on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
A big left from Limberdinkle misses.
Limberdinkle throws out a leg kick but Lamont moves out of range and Limberdinkle only half commits.
Lamont blocks a head kick by Limberdinkle.
Limberdinkle takes one to the chin there.
Lamont with a lazy takedown attempt
and Limberdinkle counters with a head kick.
Limberdinkle throws a leg kick but Lamont sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Lamont misses with a double jab.
Lamont swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Limberdinkle does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
A chopping leg kick lands by Limberdinkle.
Limberdinkle fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Lamont has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Limberdinkle punishes Lamont's body with a nice straight punch.
Limberdinkle throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Limberdinkle will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Blaise Lamont has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Limberdinkle pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Lamont throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Limberdinkle throws a half hearted mid kick.
Limberdinkle feints and then cracks Lamont's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Lamont down.
Limberdinkle is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Lamont can do to turn this around?
Limberdinkle throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Limberdinkle waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Lamont.
Limberdinkle tries to score with a low kick but Lamont moves his leg out of the way.
Limberdinkle throws a head kick that misses.
Limberdinkle ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Limberdinkle throws a leg kick but Lamont checks it.
An inside leg kick lands from Limberdinkle.
A good leg kick by Limberdinkle.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Limberdinkle tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Limberdinkle looking to land some kicks to the body here.

Lamont bobs and weaves into range and then changes levels and scores with a nice takedown into side control.
Limberdinkle manages to get back to half guard.
Limberdinkle wants to get back to full guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Limberdinkle manages to get to full guard.
Limberdinkle looking to hit a scissor sweep but Lamont is one step ahead there.
Lamont passes Limberdinkle's right leg, so he's now in half guard.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Limberdinkle is concentrating on defense, preventing Lamont from advancing position.

Lamont is trying to work for a kimura but Limberdinkle is defending well.
Limberdinkle has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Lamont is working away from the top position though.
Lamont looking to pass the half guard. Not this time.
Limberdinkle is trying to maintain the position but Lamont is very close to passing his half guard.
Limberdinkle gets back to full guard.
Limberdinkle seems keen to control rather than go for a submission, at least for now.

And that's the end of the fight!
Urinus Limberdinkle showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Limberdinkle, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Dean Styles scores the fight 30:27
Judge Lou da Vinci scores the fight 30:27
Judge Alyssa Summers scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Urinus Limberdinkle!