PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Uasay Almeida (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Kyle Broflovski (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Almeida's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Vater Unser. Broflovski has chosen Fuck'em as his entrance music. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Almeida
vs
Broflovski

198 cm
26
255 lbs
9 - 3 - 0

185 cm
24
230 lbs
7 - 1 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Very strong

Good wrestler
Decent boxing
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 9 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Uasay Almeida!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Kyle Broflovski!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Franklin, Chris Downing and Robert Twigg.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Broflovski clinches up with Almeida and pushes him back against the cage.
Broflovski lands an uppercut.
Broflovski lands a good knee to the midsection. Almeida won't want to take too many of those.
Almeida working hard to break the clinch.
Broflovski using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Almeida has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Almeida wants to get back to striking at distance but Broflovski won't allow it.
Broflovski lands an elbow inside.
Broflovski tries to land a knee to the head but Almeida blocks with his arms.
Broflovski lands an elbow just above Almeida 's eye.

It looks like Uasay Almeida has been cut.
Broflovski digs a right hand into Almeida's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Almeida's gas tank.
Almeida is breathing heavily.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Broflovski lands a left hand.
Broflovski lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Broflovski lands a nice elbow.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Broflovski.
Broflovski throws a knee to the head but misses.
Almeida takes an elbow to the forehead.
Broflovski lands a nice elbow.
Almeida's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Broflovski lands an elbow just above Almeida 's eye.
Nice elbow from Broflovski.
Broflovski lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Broflovski with a knee to the head.
Broflovski scores a nice knee to the body.
Broflovski lands a damaging elbow.
Broflovski gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Broflovski lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Broflovski obliges.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Broflovski obliges.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Broflovski lands an elbow inside that Almeida shrugs off.
Broflovski lands an elbow inside that Almeida shrugs off.
Broflovski jerks Almeida's head down, straight into the path of a devastating knee! Almeida drops to the floor in a crumpled heap! Broflovski goes to throw a finishing haymaker but pulls out - good sportsmanship from Broflovski because Almeida was completely out of it. That was a nice finish - just the right level of brutality to send everyone home happy.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:14 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Knee). Kyle Broflovski!