PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Donkey Donkman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Kato Hanzo (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Donkman might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Donkey Song. Hanzo has a niggling injury. He would have liked to come in 100% fit but that's not always possible. Kato Hanzo is the more experienced fighter, so let's see if that makes a difference tonight.

Donkman
vs
Hanzo

189 cm
28
188 lbs
6 - 2 - 0

173 cm
24
182 lbs
12 - 10 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Solid boxing
Insanely flexible

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Donkey Donkman!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 12 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Kato Hanzo!
The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, and Frank Antenori.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Hanzo is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Donkman.
Donkman throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Hanzo's waist but Hanzo gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Donkman off to one side.
Donkman lands an overhand right.
Hanzo moves away from the strike by Donkman.
Donkman throws a body punch but Hanzo moves out of range.
Hanzo moves away from the strike by Donkman.
Hanzo misses with a hook.
Donkey Donkman seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Hanzo dodges the punch combination from Donkman.
Hanzo throws a push kick but Donkman slaps the foot to one side.
Hanzo tries to close the distance and clinch but Donkman swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Donkman tries to clinch up
and Donkman takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Hanzo cracks Donkman with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Donkman wants to clinch but Hanzo slips to the side
and Hanzo counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Hanzo doesn't manage to clinch there - Donkman circles away.
Hanzo moves out of range of the strikes.
The fighters circling - Donkman throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Donkman throws the left hand but Hanzo avoids the punch easily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Donkman misses with a hook. Hanzo ducked under it nicely.
Donkman misses with a hook. Hanzo ducked under it nicely.
Hanzo gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Donkman moves in looking to clinch but Hanzo pushes him off.
Hanzo misses with a hook.
Donkman swings away with a body shot that misses

and Hanzo counters into the clinch. Nicely done.
Donkman blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Hanzo swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Hanzo tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Hanzo looks gassed!
Donkman controlling the action here for a moment.
Hanzo doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Hanzo swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Hanzo has a couple of punches blocked by Donkman.
Hanzo fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
A head punch on the inside from Hanzo fails to land.
Donkman tries for a takedown. No joy.
Donkman blocks an uppercut.
Hanzo pushes Donkman back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A nice left hand lands by Donkman.
Hanzo tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Hanzo has a couple of punches blocked by Donkman.
Donkman slows down the pace here.
Donkman is working Hanzo over against the cage.
Donkman is trying to drag Hanzo to the mat but Hanzo just about manages to keep his footing. He used the cage to his advantage there.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Donkey Donkman. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Hanzo misses with some punches.
A frustrated look appears on Donkman's face as he tries to break the clinch.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Hanzo.
A right handed body shot lands from Donkman.
Hanzo misses with the head strike.
Hanzo misses with some punches.

Donkman pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Donkman throws a body punch but Hanzo moves out of range.
Hanzo drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Hanzo uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Donkman.
Donkman connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Hanzo slips a jab from Donkman.
Hanzo leaves Donkman with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
Donkman looks to land a right hand but Hanzo moved out of range.

Donkman has Hanzo up against the cage in a clinch.
Donkman lands a body punch in the clinch.

Donkman manages to break the clinch.

Hanzo gets caught flat footed, as Donkman shoots in with a quick takedown into guard.
Donkman stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Hanzo swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Donkman lands a couple of decent looking shots.
Donkman chips away with some ground and pound.
Donkman content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
Both fighters really going for it on the ground here!
Donkman pushing down on Hanzo's thigh, trying to pass to half guard. He's managed it... Nice work.
Donkman seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Hanzo does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.
Donkman is looking to advance position but Hanzo won't allow it.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Donkman landing with strikes to the body and head, softening up his opponent.
Donkman working the head and body with strikes.
Donkman scores with a couple of good hammerfists.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Hanzo is trying to get back to full guard.
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. Donkman lands a nice short elbow.
Donkman is looking to advance position but Hanzo won't allow it.
Hanzo has hold of Donkman's hands but Donkman slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.
Donkman landing with strikes to the body and head, softening up his opponent.
Hanzo wants to improve his position but Donkman is controlling well.
Donkman wants to lay and pray for a moment but Hanzo keeps working.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Donkman is pressing down on Hanzo's thigh, looking to free his foot. Hanzo is holding on for now.
Donkman moves into full mount! Hanzo won't be happy about that!
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Donkey Donkman dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

Donkman throws a sloppy body shot
and Hanzo counters with a stiff right hand.
The fight stays on the outside here - Donkman looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Donkman lands with an overhand left.

Donkman gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.

Donkman escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Hanzo throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Donkman misses with a looping left.
Hanzo looks to land a right hand but Donkman moved out of range.
Donkman connects with a looping right hand.
Hanzo doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Hanzo ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Donkman shoots for a double leg takedown but Hanzo sprawls well. He's pushed Donkman's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Hanzo is breathing heavily.
Hanzo ducks under a wild hook from Donkman.
Donkman throws a looping overhand right but Hanzo ducks down to avoid it.
Donkman thows a left - swing and a miss!
Hanzo moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Donkman lands a lovely overhand right.
Donkman looks to throw the jab but Hanzo is out of range.
Donkman loads up on a big right hand but Hanzo slips the punch.
Donkman throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Donkman shoots in but no luck this time.
Donkman changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Donkman fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Donkey Donkman. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Donkman misses the shot to the body.
Hanzo displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Donkman throws out the jab.
Donkman avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Donkman throws a big shot that misses.
Donkman misses with a straight right.
Donkman misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Hanzo counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.

Donkman darts in and clinches Hanzo up against the cage.
Hanzo misses with a short punch on the inside.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Hanzo working aggressively here.
Donkman blocking some punches.
Hanzo misses with some punches.
Donkman throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Hanzos head.
Donkman blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Donkman changes levels and goes for a takedown here. Hanzo fights it off and pushes away nicely.
Donkman fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Kato Hanzo is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
A left lands for Donkman.
Hanzo moves forwards but Donkman connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Donkman tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Hanzo was well out of range. Poor timing from Donkman.
Donkman scores with a jab to the jaw.

Hanzo is rocked!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Hanzo looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Hanzo is still on wobbly legs! Can Donkman finish him?
Donkman drops Hanzo with a straight right hand, right on the button! Donkman follows him down to the mat and pounds him out with hammerfists until the referee jumps in to end the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:54 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Donkey Donkman!