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Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Adolf Hitler (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ghazala Hussein (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). On his way into the cage it seems that Adolf Hitler has been attacked by a crazed fan! It looks like it might have been the just bleed guy! Luckily Adolf Hitler seems to be OK! I thought that lunatic was in prison!?
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150 lbs
2 - 3 - 0 |
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179 cm
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159 lbs
2 - 3 - 0 |
BJJ Brown Belt
Counter striker
Cuts easily |
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BJJ Purple Belt
Brawler
Determined |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
2 - 3 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Adolf Hitler!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
2 - 3 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Ghazala Hussein!
The judges for this bout are Igor Prikhodko, Sergei Dronov and Ivan Kurochkin.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Hussein tries to bum rush Hitler with a series of wild strikes but Hitler uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Hussein throws a hook to the side of Hitler's head but Hitler sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Hussein ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Hitler moves away.
Ghazala Hussein seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Hussein jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Hitler moves into the clinch successfully.
Hitler pulls guard effortlessly.
Hussein is looking to advance position but Hitler has hit a scissor sweep - now he's on top in mount!
Hitler has his opponent pinned against the cage, landing some nasty ground and pound that is really making a bit of a mess out of Hussein's face.
Hussein is looking to improve his position but Hitler isn't that keen on the idea.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Hussein wants to hold on but Hitler pushes him away.
Hitler sends his fist crashing into the mat - the crowd let out a collective ooooooh. Let's hope he's not broken it!
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Hitler prevents Hussein from getting the reversal.
Hussein wants to control but Hitler is having none of it.
Hussein defends a decent attempt at a guillotine from Hitler.
Hussein wants to control but Hitler is having none of it.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Hussein is in all sorts of trouble here.
Hitler wants to stand but Hussein is holding on to him, trying to stop him posturing up.
Hussein is trying to escape the mount.
Hussein tries to hold on but Hitler pushes him away.
Hitler moves into side control, trying to work for a kimura. That looks painful! Will he finish!!?? No, Hussein has worked his arm free - good work by Hussein!
Hussein is looking to reverse the position.
Hussein wants to get back to his feet but Hitler drags him back down.
Hussein is trying to get back to half guard. He's pushing on Hitler's leg. He's managed it. Nice work.
Hitler thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
Hitler is trying to work for a kimura but Hussein is defending well.
Hussein has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Hitler is working away from the top position though.
Hussein wants to improve his position but Hitler is controlling well.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Hitler is pressing down on Hussein's thigh, looking to free his foot. Hussein is holding on for now.
Neither fighter is doing enough for the referee's liking and he's decided to stand them back up.
Hitler walks into a stiff left hand from Hussein.
Hussein dips to his left and cracks Hitler with an uppercut!
Ghazala Hussein is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Hussein jabs away that one connects to the head of his opponent.
Hussein throws a shot from downtown. Hitler moves away and avoids it.
Hitler avoids the body shot from Hussein.
Hussein jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Hitler slips a jab and a cross from Hussein.
Hussein is a very stocky fighter. Infact he's such a weird shape that he's almost like some sort of comedy character - it's hard to believe he's real.
Hussein throws a looping overhand right but Hitler ducks down to avoid it.
Hussein thuds a left hand into Hitler's body.
Hitler throws a left and a right that both miss
and Hussein counters with a left and a right that stings Hitler.
Hussein ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Hitler slips a straight right by Hussein.
Hitler shoots in but Hussein avoids the takedown attempt easily.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Hussein avoids a kick to the body.
Hussein misses with an uppercut.
Hussein lands with an uppercut that bounces Hitler off the cage and back into rage.
Hitler tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Hussein swivels and escapes.
Hitler misses with a two punch combination.
Hussein fails to land with a series of punches.
Hitler avoids a punch combination nicely.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Hussein!
Hitler avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Hitler keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Hussein.
Hitler takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Hussein fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Hussein misses the jab.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Hussein misses with a hook.
Hussein throws a right hand that Hitler ducks under and follows up with a left that Hitler also avoids with ease.
Hussein lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
Hitler is rocked!
Hussein loads up on a big right hand but Hitler slips the punch.
Hussein lands a jab-cross combination.
Oh Hitler is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Hitler has closed the distance and engaged Hussein in a clinch.
Hussein jumps guard but Hitler stands there with Hussein around his waist. Hussein gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
Hussein jumps into guard, dragging Hitler to the mat.
Hitler seems to have got his legs back now.
Hussein escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Hitler gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
Hussein looks gassed!
Hitler trying to control the position from guard on top but Hussein is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Hitler postures up.
Hussein wriggles free and stands up.
Hitler shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Hussein but Hussein pushes him off and we're back to square one.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Ghazala Hussein dominated that round.
That's time! Hitler's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
Hitler staying out of range there.
A swing and a miss from Hussein.
Hitler throws a lazy right hand but Hussein sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Hussein is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.
Hussein throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Hitler stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Hussein fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Hitler on the side of the head.
Hussein showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Hitler.
Hussein throws a combination that misses
and Hitler counters with a driving takedown into guard. Nice work there by Hitler.
Hussein is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
Hitler passes Hussein's left leg - he's now in half guard.
Hitler tries to pass the half guard into mount. Hussein knows what he's doing though and prevents the attempt.
Hussein is breathing heavily.
Hussein wants to control but Hitler is keeping busy and won't allow it.
Hussein is looking to escape.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Hitler not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Hussein is looking to control Hitler's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can Hussein avoid being mounted?
Hitler has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Hitler shoots in for a takedown! He's got it and he's managed to land in full mount! That's better than Hitler was expecting from the takedown attempt, I'm sure!
Hitler throwing sloppy strikes, which aren't doing any damage.
Hitler misses with a series of strikes from mount. He'll no doubt be working on his ground and pound when he gets back to the gym.
Hitler unloading with bombs!
Hitler jumps to side control looking for an arm triangle but Hussein manages to avoid the submission attempt.
Hussein manages to work his way to half guard, despite Hitler's best efforts.
Hussein tries to get to full guard but Hitler has control of the leg.
Hussein is looking to control Hitler's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can Hussein avoid being mounted?
Hitler trying to control the action but Hussein is working from the bottom.
Hitler works his way into full mount!
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Hitler looks like he's working for a submission but he's not found anything just yet.
Hussein is wriggling around trying to escape.
Hitler pushing the pace here, looking to move to his opponents back and work for a finish.
Hitler with some aggressive grappling here. He's looking for submissions here, rather than waiting for the opportunity to counter.
Hussein defends a decent attempt at a guillotine from Hitler.
Hitler working for a guillotine from mount but Hussein is in no mood to give up.
Hitler cracks Hussein with a nasty head shot there - the crowd let out an audible gasp there, as the noise reverberated around the arena.
A nice elbow there by Hitler.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Hussein sneaks a leg under to get to half guard.
Hussein wants to get back to full guard.
Hussein is looking to sinch up a gullotine here but Hitler pulls his head out easily.
Hussein wants to improve his position but Hitler is controlling well.
Hitler is working for a submission of some sort.
Hussein kicks Hitler off and gets back to his feet.
Hitler blocks a jab.
Hussein misses with a wild body shot.
Hitler takes one on the chin but seems OK.
The fighters circling - Hussein throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Hitler shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Hussein as he jumps to the side.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Hitler shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Hussein pinned against the cage. Hussein gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Hitler blocks a jab.
Hitler misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Hussein.
Hussein lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Hussein throws a hook but Hitler avoids it easily.
Hitler just misses with a punch to the body.
Hitler misses with a double jab.
Hussein rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Hitler counters with a takedown into full mount! That could mean trouble for Hussein!
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Hussein trying desperately to get to his feet.
Hussein taking shots to the head.
Hitler avoids the attempt from Hussein to control.
Hussein is trying desperately to improve position.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Adolf Hitler dominated that second round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. This is the final round!
Hussein swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Hussein misses with an uppercut
and Hitler counters with a driving takedown into guard. Nice work there by Hitler.
Adolf Hitler overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Hussein manages to land a sweep and now he's in mount on top!
Hitler tries to get back to half guard but can't.
Hussein trying to control but he's not successful this time.
Hussein jumps to the side looking to secure the arm triangle…. Ooooh, that looks tight… Hitler is gargling but he's managed to escape! Nice work there by Hitler and Hussein has given up the dominant position trying to land that submission.
Hitler is moving his hips around well on the bottom and has managed to get back to half guard.
Hitler might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
Hussein is looking for a kimura. It's going to be difficult to finish that from half guard though and Hitler defends it well.
Hitler manages to get to full guard.
Hussein won't allow Hitler to sweep him here.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Hussein won't allow Hitler to get back to his feet.
Hussein passes Hitler's right leg, so he's now in half guard.
Hussein is working for a submission here. He's got hold of the far side arm and he's looking for a kimura. He's cranking on the arm and he's got it! Hitler is tapping out! Ouch, that looked like it hurt!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:28 of round 3, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Ghazala Hussein!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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RATING
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