PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Timothy Bourque (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Bang The Hero of Justice (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Bourque might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to "Business Time" by Flight of the Conchords. The Hero of Justice has chosen Bang Install as his entrance music. Buckle up people - heeeeeeeeeere we go!

Bourque
vs
The Hero of Justice

225 cm
29
270 lbs
23 - 8 - 0

192 cm
24
231 lbs
11 - 4 - 1

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Very quick

BJJ Blue Belt
World class boxer
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 23 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Timothy Bourque!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 11 - 4 - 1, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Bang The Hero of Justice!
The judges for this bout are Felipe Paraventi, Leandro Rodrigues and Alexandre Firmino.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bourque defending well as The Hero of Justice loads up on a big left hand.
Bourque swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
The Hero of Justice digs a good hook to Bourque's body.
The Hero of Justice throws a right hand that misses
and Bourque counters with a one-two to the body.
The Hero of Justice takes a head kick and keeps coming.
The Hero of Justice scores with a hook.
Bourque ducks right into an uppercut from The Hero of Justice.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
A left lands for The Hero of Justice.
Bourque really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
The Hero of Justice throws a lazy uppercut
and Bourque counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
The Hero of Justice lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Bourque at a distance.
The Hero of Justice on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
The Hero of Justice misses with a hook

and Bourque counters with a head kick that drops The Hero of Justice to the mat! The Hero of Justice scrambles across the canvas and gets back to his feet, still wobbly!

The Hero of Justice is rocked!
Bourque throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
The Hero of Justice thows a left - swing and a miss!
The Hero of Justice bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Bourque's head.
Bourque bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of The Hero of Justice's head.
Nice body kick from Bourque.
The Hero of Justice lands with a right hand.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bourque lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
The Hero of Justice throws a body punch but Bourque moves out of range.
The Hero of Justice misses with a wild combination.
Bourque looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
The Hero of Justice walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Nice uppercut there from The Hero of Justice.
Bourque throws a body punch but The Hero of Justice moves out of range.
Bourque moves out of range of the strikes.
The Hero of Justice blocks a jab.
The Hero of Justice thuds his right hand into Bourque's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
The Hero of Justice rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Bourque counters with a stiff right hand.

It looks like Bang The Hero of Justice has been cut.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
The Hero of Justice looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
A combination from Bourque does no damage.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The Hero of Justice misses with a few strikes there.
The Hero of Justice throws a combination that misses
letting Bourque counter with a right hand.
Bourque slips under a jab.
The Hero of Justice misses with a two punch combination.
Bourque is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
The Hero of Justice throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Bourque slips under a jab.
The Hero of Justice might want to mix his strikes up a bit more. He's just going for head shots at the moment and that can become a bit predictable.
Bourque throws a series of punches but The Hero of Justice avoids them all with ease.
The Hero of Justice throws a predictable looking body shot
and Bourque counters with a head kick.
Bourque lands a right hook to the body.
Bourque misses with a jab, cross combination.
The Hero of Justice throws a sloppy body shot
enabling Bourque to counter with a crisp jab.
Bang The Hero of Justice seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
The Hero of Justice misses with a lunging right hand
and Bourque counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Bourque throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
The Hero of Justice misses with a body shot.
The Hero of Justice throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Bourque counters with a lovely shot to the body.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
The Hero of Justice swings widly with a right hand
and Bourque counters with a nice uppercut.
The Hero of Justice looks gassed!
The Hero of Justice swings and misses with a hook to the body.
The Hero of Justice misses with an uppercut
and Bourque counters with a left to the body.
The Hero of Justice rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Bourque makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
The Hero of Justice misses with a body shot.
Bourque throws the left hand but The Hero of Justice avoids the punch easily.
Bourque throws a big shot that misses.
The Hero of Justice throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Bourque counters with a two punch combo.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Some wild striking there from Bourque.
Bourque slips a jab and a cross from The Hero of Justice.
The Hero of Justice misses with a shot to the body
and Bourque counters with a straight right hand.
Bourque pushes The Hero of Justice away with a front kick.
Bourque lands with a straight right. The Hero of Justice didn't see that one coming.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bourque connects with a jab.
Bourque tests The Hero of Justice's chin there with a solid looking shot.
The Hero of Justice bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Bourque lands a slapping body shot.
Bourque lands a glancing blow to the side of The Hero of Justice's head.

Bourque lands a big head kick that sends The Hero of Justice tumbling to the mat! Bourque takes a step backwards and waves The Hero of Justice back to his feet - he wants the finish!
The Hero of Justice is still on wobbly legs! Can Bourque finish him?
Bourque lands hard precision jab right on the jaw that stiffens The Hero of Justice up and sends him tumbling to the mat! The ref grabs Bourque from behind before he can pounce. Some folks in the crowd didn't like that stoppage, but I saw The Hero of Justice's eyes roll way back in his head, he was done.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:37 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Timothy Bourque!
Timothy Bourque retains his heavyweight title!