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Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Jesus Christ (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Mr Wang (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Christ might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to What if God Smoked Cannabis. This should be a great matchup!
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147 lbs
3 - 2 - 0 |
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140 lbs
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Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Very strong |
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BJJ Blue Belt
Decent boxing
Heavy handed |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
3 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Jesus Christ!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
5 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Mr Wang!
The judges for this bout are Patrick Alders, Daniel Blasius and Saam Ante.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Wang shoots in but Christ avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Wang throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Christ digs a good body shot into Wang's ribs.
Christ throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Christ connects with a looping right hand.
Christ slips under a jab.
Wang shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Christ but Christ pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Wang takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Wang takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Christ lands a jab followed by a vicious hook that sends Wang sprawling to the canvas. Christ follows him down, looking for the kill. Can Wang hang on?
It looks like Mr Wang has been cut.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Wang looks gassed!
This has been an exciting period of action!
Christ slows the pace down in half guard.
Christ decides to stand up.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Wang's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Christ connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Wang scrambles back to his feet.
Good leg kick by Christ there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Wang takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Christ scores with a spinning back kick!
This has been an exciting period of action!
Christ fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Christ lands a slapping body shot.
Christ cracks Wang with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Christ throws a right hand that Wang ducks under and follows up with a left that Wang also avoids with ease.
Christ stuns Wang with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Christ.
Wang takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Christ works over Wang's head and body with a nice combination.
Wang looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Jesus Christ is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Wang takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Wang takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Mr Wang seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Nice cross by Christ.
Christ connects with a solid leg kick.
Wang on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Wang takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Christ scores with a jab. Wang acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Christ lands a head shot.
Christ goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
Wang takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Christ cracks Wang with an open hand slap.
Christ connects with a crisp jab.
Christ is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Wang throws a sloppy body shot
and Christ counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Wang tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Wang drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Wang misses with a double jab
and Christ counters with a nice uppercut.
Christ lands a nice leg kick that just misses Wang's sensitive parts.
Christ lands a jab-cross combination.
Wang falls off balance throwing a combination
and Christ counters with a good low kick that Wang was not able to check.
Christ lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Wang moves forwards but Christ connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Wang misses with a double jab
and Christ counters with a good low kick that Wang was not able to check.
Christ lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Christ fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Wang's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Christ connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Wang scrambles back to his feet.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Christ catches Wang with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Christ clinches up against the cage.
Christ lands a hook to the side of the head.
Christ digs a right hand underneath Wang's ribcage. Wang let out a lung full of air as it connected.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Christ.
A short body shot lands from Christ as the two fighters clinch.
Christ working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Christ scores with a shot to the side of Wang's head.
Christ lands a body shot.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Christ lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Christ lands a nice uppercut.
Christ throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Christ scores with a shot to the side of Wang's head.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
A short right from Christ on the inside.
Christ lands with a short shot to the head.
Christ lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Christ lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Wang backwards.
Christ makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Jesus Christ dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Mr Wang's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
Christ throws a good cross that connects.
Christ is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Wang.
Christ connects with a body shot.
Christ with a nice cross.
Wang avoids a kick to the body.
Wang slips a jab from Christ.
Christ throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
Wang on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Wang tries for a takedown but Christ circles away easily
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Christ is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Wang can do to turn this around?
Christ cracks Wang with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Wang takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Wang on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Wang has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Christ moves into the clinch.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
That's one minute gone in the round.
A right handed body shot lands from Christ.
Christ is leaning against Wang and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Christ digs a right hand into Wang's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Wang's gas tank.
Nice body punch from Christ - that landed with a thud.
A hook to the body from Christ.
Christ lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Wang or not.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Christ creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Christ lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Wang backwards.
A shot in the inside from Christ.
Wang's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Wang wants to break free but Christ has control.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Christ.
Christ stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
A short body shot lands from Christ as the two fighters clinch.
A right hook to the body lands for Christ.
Christ lands with a short shot to the head.
Christ throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Nice body punch from Christ - that landed with a thud.
Christ lands with a left to the head.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky.
Christ lands a body shot in the clinch.
A short body shot lands from Christ as the two fighters clinch.
Christ lands a nice shot to the body.
Good body shot from Christ.
Christ lands a nice uppercut.
Christ lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
A body shot lands from Christ.
A body shot lands from Christ.
Christ working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Christ lands with a short shot to the head.
Christ throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
A nice left hand lands by Christ.
Christ lands a body shot in the clinch.
Christ lands a left hand.
Christ lands a shoulder strike.
A hook to the body from Christ.
Christ presses Wang against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Christ works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Christ lands a right hand that snaps the head of Wang backwards.
Christ lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Wang backwards.
A short right from Christ on the inside.
Christ works on Wang's body with a couple of short punches.
Christ content to slow the pace in the clinch.
A right handed body shot lands from Christ.
Christ throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Wang is looking to break free of the clinch but Christ has double underhooks.
Christ manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
Wang is trying to push Christ away but Christ has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Christ lands a left hand that snaps the head of Wang backwards.
Christ lands a nice shot to the body.
Wang is trying to break the clinch but Christ has him pressed against the cage.
Christ is working Wang over against the cage.
Christ lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Wang is trying to force a seperation but Christ has the dominant position.
Christ is leaning against Wang and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Christ scores with a hook to the body.
Christ lands an uppercut.
Christ lands a body punch in the clinch.
Still in the clinch, Christ scores with a nice short uppercut.
A hook to the body from Christ.
Christ displaying some good clinch control by pressing Wang up against the cage.
Christ lands a shoulder strike.
Christ lands with a right to the head.
Christ lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Wang.
Christ lands a right hand that snaps the head of Wang backwards.
A left hand lands to the body for Christ.
A short right from Christ on the inside.
Christ gets through Wang's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
A left hand lands to the body for Christ.
Christ cracks Wang with a nice body shot.
Christ working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Jesus Christ dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Mr Wang's cut.
That's time! Christ's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. This is the final round!
Wang misses with a straight right.
Wang looking for a takedown here - he's got it.
Christ bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Wang's guard.
Wang isolates an arm and boxes in a triangle. Christ stacks Wang on his neck as he steps over and passes to the side. He's now in a much more dominant position where he can look to do some serious damage. Nice move by Christ!
The referee asks Christ politely if he wouldn't mind getting on with it and actually doing something. Christ prefers to stall for the moment though.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Christ decides to stand back up.
Christ displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Christ lands with a right hand.
Mr Wang is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Wang takes one on the button.
Christ throws a nice outside leg kick.
Christ getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Christ throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Christ scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Christ fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Wang on the side of the head.
Christ lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Wang takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Wang takes one to the chin there.
Christ stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Christ wants it to stay on the feet.
The crowd cheers as Christ lands an impressive looking overhand right. Wang doesn't seem phased though.
Wang takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Christ cracks Wang with an open hand slap.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Wang on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Christ lands an overhand right.
Wang on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Christ. Christ obviously looking to wear him down.
Christ throws a leg kick which misses Wang's front leg but catches the back leg as Wang tries to avoid it.
Christ lands a nice leg kick that just misses Wang's sensitive parts.
Christ moves into the clinch successfully.
Christ lands a nice shot to the body.
Wang takes a shot to the head.
Christ stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Christ.
Wang's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Christ lands a shoulder strike.
Wang wants to break free but Christ has control.
Christ is leaning against Wang and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Wang tries to break free but Christ pushes him back against the cage.
Christ lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Wang backwards.
Christ gets through Wang's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Still in the clinch, Christ scores with a nice short uppercut.
A short body shot lands from Christ as the two fighters clinch.
Christ has Wang pressed against the cage, preventing Wang from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Christ lands a hook to the side of the head.
Christ works on Wang's body with a couple of short punches.
Christ lands a body punch.
Christ digs a right hand underneath Wang's ribcage. Wang let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Christ lands a body shot.
Christ cracks Wang with a nice body shot.
Christ is working Wang over against the cage.
Christ lands with a right to the head.
Christ makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Christ scores with a shoulder strike.
A short right from Christ on the inside.
A frustrated look appears on Wang's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Christ cracks Wang with a nice body shot.
Christ lands a left hand that snaps the head of Wang backwards.
Christ lands a body shot.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Christ scores with a hook to the body.
Christ lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
A short uppercut from Christ.
Christ lands with a short shot to the head.
Christ is leaning against Wang and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Christ works on Wang's body with a couple of short punches.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Christ.
Christ lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Christ presses Wang against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Christ lands with a light punch inside.
Christ lands a shoulder strike.
Christ working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Christ lands a right hand.
Christ scores with a shoulder strike.
Christ lands a hook to the side of the head.
Christ lands a body shot.
A hook to the body from Christ.
Mr Wang has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
A body shot lands from Christ.
Christ lands with a right to the head.
And that's the end of the fight!
Jesus Christ showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Christ has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Patrick Alders scores the fight 30:25
Judge Daniel Blasius scores the fight 30:25
Judge Saam Ante scores the fight 30:25
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Jesus Christ!
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hype
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