PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Krusty Klown (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jack Sparrow (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Klown's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Throw up ya gunz. The crowd seem to be enjoying Sparrow's choice of entrance music: Voices. Both fighters look pumped up here. Let's hope this is a good fight!

Klown
vs
Sparrow

185 cm
26
155 lbs
11 - 10 - 0

175 cm
24
155 lbs
5 - 2 - 1

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Very strong

BJJ Purple Belt
Counter striker
Determined

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 11 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Krusty Klown!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 2 - 1, fighting out of Tokyo, Jack Sparrow!
The judges for this bout are Taro Takaoka, Kenichi Hosakawa and Shirou Masuda.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Sparrow swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Klown bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Sparrow's head.
Klown throws a left and a right that both miss

and Sparrow counters by clinching up.

Klown breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Klown throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped

and Sparrow counters by moving into the clinch. Good anticipation by Sparrow.
Sparrow is trying to break free.

Klown breaks the clinch.
A jab from Klown finds it's way through Sparrow's defenses.
Klown lands a right hook to the body.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Klown!
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Klown!
Klown throws a right and a left that Sparrow avoids nicely.
Klown throws a combination. Sparrow tries to block but a couple of punches get through.

Sparrow is rocked!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Klown lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Sparrow is still on wobbly legs! Can Klown finish him?
Sparrow is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Klown fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Klown moves out of range of the leg kick from Sparrow.
Sparrow seems to have recovered his senses.
Klown misses with a wild combination.
Klown lands a jab to Sparrow's midsection.
Sparrow avoids the body shot from Klown.
Sparrow is looking to land body kicks.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Klown!
Klown scores with a jab to the body.
Klown really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Klown lands a slapping body shot.
Sparrow looks gassed!
Klown scores with a nice right hand.
Klown with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Klown jabs away that one connects to the head of his opponent.
Klown is looking to wear down Sparrow with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Sparrow walks into a straight right hand from Klown.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Klown lands a nice looking body shot.
Klown throws a series of punches but Sparrow avoids them all with ease.
Klown scores to the head and body with a nice combination!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Klown throws a 1-2 combo that connects squarely on Sparrow's jaw, knocking him onto his back! Klown dives in looking to finish as Sparrow flails his arms in a desperate attempt to block Klown's strikes! Klown is raining down hammerfists and the ref stops it! Sparrow's desperate flailing just didn't constitute intelligent defence. Some people will probably question the ref's decision but Sparrow was definitely hurt and the ref saved him from taking unnecessary punishment. A fighter's safety is paramount in this sport.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:19 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Krusty Klown!