PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Jezze vaughn (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and One Turd (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The key to victory for Jezze vaughn has got to be keeping the fight on the feet.

vaughn
vs
Turd

170 cm
25
159 lbs
0 - 2 - 0

175 cm
24
163 lbs
4 - 5 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Solid boxing
Big right hand

BJJ Brown Belt
Brawler
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 2 - 0, fighting out of New York, Jezze vaughn!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 5 - 0, fighting out of New York, One Turd!
The judges for this bout are Jonathan Paton, Anthony Taglia and Lou da Vinci.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Turd shoots in with a lovely double leg takedown. vaughn manages to land in full guard to minimise the damage.
Turd works a leg free and moves into half guard.
Turd thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed vaughn's head.
vaughn trying to control but Turd postures up.
Turd is nestled in close to vaughn, controlling him well. He's worked in a nice elbow to the side of the head as well, for good measure.

vaughn is rocked!
Turd working vaughn over with strikes.
Turd throwing shots but vaughn is blocking nicely.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Turd missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Turd scoring with strikes to the body and head.
vaughn keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
vaughn has hold of Turd's hands but Turd slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.
Oh vaughn is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!

Turd is trying for a guillotine from the top but the pressure isn't in the right place so vaughn is just riding it out for now. Turd eventually gives up the hold.
vaughn seems to have got his legs back now.
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. Turd connects with a nice short shot to vaughn's temple.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Turd throwing shots but vaughn is blocking nicely.
Turd thows a huge punch but vaughn dodges it nicely.
The fighters are tangled up in the ropes here. We might need a restart if the fighters can't break free themselves.
vaughn is breathing heavily.
Turd not landing any meaningful shots this time.
vaughn knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Turd on the ground.
Turd is nestled in close to vaughn, controlling him well. He's worked in a nice elbow to the side of the head as well, for good measure.
Turd not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Turd winds up and cracks vaughn with a swinging punch to the side of the head.
Turd is sitting in half guard. He's postured up and lands a nice elbow. Oh, vaughn is hurt! He's hurt bad - Turd fires away with more strikes and the referee jumps in to save vaughn from any more punishment! Congratulations to Turd! Great finish!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:04 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). One Turd!