PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Cairne Bloodhoof (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Notsag Tnarffous (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Bloodhoof comes into the arena with Ghostface Killah - Daytona 500 blaring out of the sound system. Notsag Tnarffous has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Bloodhoof
vs
Tnarffous

197 cm
22
285 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

184 cm
18
300 lbs
1 - 2 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Good in bed

BJJ Brown Belt
Dangerous knees
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Cairne Bloodhoof!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 2 - 0, fighting out of New York, Notsag Tnarffous!
The judges for this bout are Joseph Jones, Franklyn Lucas and John Roberts.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Tnarffous moves in looking to clinch but Bloodhoof pushes him off.

Bloodhoof moves into range and clinches up with Tnarffous.
Bloodhoof lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!

It looks like Notsag Tnarffous has been cut.
Bloodhoof lands an elbow that stopped Tnarffous in his tracks for a moment.
Tnarffous takes a shot to the head.
Bloodhoof lands a shoulder strike.
Tnarffous looking to throw knees to the head but Bloodhoof is blocking nicely.
Tnarffous jumps guard but Bloodhoof stands there with Tnarffous around his waist. Tnarffous gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
Bloodhoof stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
Tnarffous tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Bloodhoof smiles and moves away.
Tnarffous misses with a wild combination.

Bloodhoof gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Bloodhoof landing knees to the head.
Bloodhoof lands a body shot in the clinch.
Bloodhoof lands a knee to the body.
Bloodhoof landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Bloodhoof lands a knee to the body.
Bloodhoof unloads a knee to the mid-section. Tnarffous lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Bloodhoof landing knees to the body.
Tnarffous looks gassed!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Still in the clinch, Bloodhoof scores with a nice short uppercut.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bloodhoof lands a knee to the head.
Tnarffous tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
Cairne Bloodhoof has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Notsag Tnarffous.
Bloodhoof scores with a nice hook to the head.
Knees in the clinch landing for Bloodhoof.
Bloodhoof throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Tnarffouss head.
Bloodhoof lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Tnarffous backwards.
Bloodhoof landing knees to the head.
Bloodhoof prevents Tnarffous from breaking the clinch.
Tnarffous is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.

Bloodhoof escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Bloodhoof moves in looking to clinch but Tnarffous pushes him off.
Bloodhoof could do with loosing a few pounds - he looks very soft around the mid section, to put it politely.

The fight moves into the clinch position.
Bloodhoof lands an elbow just above Tnarffous 's eye.
with the fighters clinched against the cage, Bloodhoof creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Tnarffous looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Bloodhoof is fending him off so far but Tnarffous persists. Nope, Bloodhoof circles away and we're back to standing.

Tnarffous tries to keep at a distance but Bloodhoof has taken the fight into the clinch.
Bloodhoof scores a nice knee to the body.
Tnarffous tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
Bloodhoof connects with a knee to the head.
Tnarffous is trying to stall.
Tnarffous tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bloodhoof lands a right hand that snaps the head of Tnarffous backwards.
Bloodhoof comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Bloodhoof stops a takedown attempt from Tnarffous.
Bloodhoof using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Bloodhoof connects with a nasty looking knee right to Tnarffous's face.
Tnarffous jumps guard but Bloodhoof stands there with Tnarffous around his waist. Tnarffous gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
Bloodhoof lands an elbow inside.
Bloodhoof landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Tnarffous tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Bloodhoof smiles and moves away.
Bloodhoof wants to clinch but Tnarffous slips to the side

and Tnarffous decides to take the opportunity to score a takedown. He's landed in Bloodhoof's guard.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Tnarffous trying to control the position from guard on top but Bloodhoof is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Bloodhoof looking for a sweep. Not yet Bloodhoof, not yet.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Tnarffous wants to control from the top but Bloodhoof keeps moving.
Bloodhoof is trying to keep Tnarffous in close.
Tnarffous stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Bloodhoof swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Bloodhoof pulls Tnarffous in close to his closed guard and prevents Tnarffous from doing any damage or advancing position.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Tnarffous throwing strikes but missing.
Bloodhoof keeping moving, preventing Tnarffous from controlling successfully.

Neither fighter is doing enough for the referee's liking and he's decided to stand them back up.

Bloodhoof rushes Tnarffous and presses him up against the cage.
Bloodhoof scores a nice knee to the body.
Tnarffous is looking for a takedown up against the cage. Bloodhoof gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt.

Bloodhoof ties up his opponent against the cage and manages to drag the fight down to the ground. Bloodhoof no doubt will be looking to work submissions from his guard.
Tnarffous not doing a lot at the moment. He'll have to show some more aggression or the fight will get stood up.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Bloodhoof is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Tnarffous trying to control but Bloodhoof is working from the bottom.
Tnarffous pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Bloodhoof is keeping the position for now.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bloodhoof keeping moving, preventing Tnarffous from controlling successfully.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Bloodhoof seems keen to control Tnarffous's posture.
Bloodhoof's ground tactics aren't going to win him many fans. Let's hope he's got fireworks for us if he gets back to his feet because he's not doing much on the ground.
Tnarffous wants to stand but Bloodhoof is controlling his posture from full guard.
Tnarffous postures up and lands a big shot to Bloodhoof's brow.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Tnarffous trying to control the position from guard on top but Bloodhoof is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Tnarffous stopping the sweep attempt from Bloodhoof.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Cairne Bloodhoof dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Notsag Tnarffous's cut.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.

Tnarffous fails with a takedown attempt.
Tnarffous changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Bloodhoof tries to avoid it but Tnarffous manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Bloodhoof to the ground. Bloodhoof escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Tnarffous fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Cairne Bloodhoof has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Notsag Tnarffous.

Bloodhoof rushes Tnarffous and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.

Bloodhoof manages to break the clinch.

Bloodhoof clinches up with Tnarffous and pushes him back against the cage.
Bloodhoof connects with a nasty looking knee right to Tnarffous's face.
Bloodhoof landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Bloodhoof lands a knee to the head.
Bloodhoof lands a nice knee to the body.
Bloodhoof using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Bloodhoof lands a knee to the head.

Bloodhoof has managed to pull guard. Let's see whether he can work an aggressive guard. It will also be interesting to see what tactics Tnarffous uses from the top position.
Tnarffous working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Bloodhoof pulls Tnarffous in to control the position.

Tnarffous gets to his feet. Bloodhoof looking to butt scoot but the ref puts an end to that. On your feet son!
Cairne Bloodhoof is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Tnarffous misses with a takedown attempt - Bloodhoof sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Tnarffous will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.

Tnarffous looking to shoot here. He's gone for it and he's landed a takedown into mount! Oh, that's bad for Bloodhoof!
Tnarffous looking to control but Bloodhoof is working nicely, looking to advance position himself.
Bloodhoof is writhing around trying to get back to his feet.
Bloodhoof holds on to Tnarffous as tight as he can, avoiding damage.
Tnarffous trying to control but Bloodhoof is having none of it.
Bloodhoof throwing punches from his back but nothing is landing.
Bloodhoof is trying desperately to improve position.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bloodhoof tries to hold on but Tnarffous pushes him away.
Bloodhoof is looking to improve his position but Tnarffous isn't that keen on the idea.
Bloodhoof tries to control Tnarffous's body but Tnarffous pushes him off. Bloodhoof squirms to his side and now Tnarffous has his back!
Bloodhoof trying to control but he's just got himself in more trouble.
Bloodhoof is trying to get back to his feet but Tnarffous has full control of the position and if anything, Bloodhoof has just worked his way into a worse spot.
Tnarffous keeps control of the position as Bloodhoof tries to break free.
Bloodhoof looks to control his opponent's hands but he's not mananging it at the moment.
Tnarffous tries to get the hooks in deep but Bloodhoof pushed the leg off.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Tnarffous working for a choke but Bloodhoof is defending well.
Bloodhoof is keeping busy.
Bloodhoof covering up well and avoiding damage.
Bloodhoof staying busy and making it hard for Tnarffous to control.
Tnarffous has the hooks in. Bloodhoof is trying to push off one leg but he has to do so cautiously to avoid being submitted.
Tnarffous is controlling his opponent, waiting for an opportunity to finish.
Tnarffous tries to get the hooks in deep but Bloodhoof pushed the leg off.
Bloodhoof really must keep his cool here. He's controlling one of Tnarffous's hands and whilst he does that, he's got a chance of escaping the position.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Bloodhoof breaks Tnarffous's hooks off and manages to turn into his guard.
Bloodhoof is intent on slowing down the pace of the fight, simply looking to control.
Tnarffous wants to sweep here but Bloodhoof controlling him for the moment.
Tnarffous is trying to control the position but Bloodhoof postures up.
Tnarffous trying to control the position here.
Tnarffous wants to sweep but no luck.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Cairne Bloodhoof dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Notsag Tnarffous's cut.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round!

Bloodhoof clinches.
Bloodhoof lands a damaging elbow.
A hook to the body from Bloodhoof.
Bloodhoof lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Tnarffous tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Bloodhoof just stands there and leans against the cage.
Bloodhoof lands a nice knee to the body.
Tnarffous tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
Bloodhoof is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Tnarffous is keeping busy.
Tnarffous wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Tnarffous tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Bloodhoof smiles and moves away.
Cairne Bloodhoof has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Notsag Tnarffous.
Bloodhoof tries to clinch

and Tnarffous counters with a takedown into side control.
Tnarffous is looking to take a break and control but Bloodhoof is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bloodhoof is looking to regain half guard here but Tnarffous keeps moving and retains side control.
Tnarffous lands a decent elbow from side control.
Tnarffous tries to stand but Bloodhoof is controlling his head.
Tnarffous has knee on belly and moves into mount.
Tnarffous trying to control but he's not successful this time.
The crowd growing excited in anticipation of a finish here! Right on cue, Tnarffous cracks his opponent with a massive right hand that draws loud cheers!
Tnarffous scores with a couple of good head shots there.

Bloodhoof is rocked!
Tnarffous can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as Bloodhoof is looking to escape.
Oh Bloodhoof is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!
Bloodhoof is trying to stand but he's just given Tnarffous his back.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Tnarffous is looking to finish the fight by rear naked choke. Bloodhoof knows exactly what he's got planned though, so he's defending well. Maybe a few strikes would soften Bloodhoof for a finish.
Bloodhoof seems to have got his legs back now.
Tnarffous doesn't have the hooks in and Bloodhoof manages to turn into his guard.
Bloodhoof showing good wrestling skills to control the position.
Bloodhoof has controlled the position for a good 20 seconds, which will no doubt be starting to frustrate his opponent.
Tnarffous has Bloodhoof pulled in close to control his posture.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bloodhoof pushes down on Tnarffous's leg and manages to get into half guard.
Tnarffous tries to regain full guard. Instead though, Bloodhoof has advanced to mount. Uh oh.
Bloodhoof content just to control the position here.
Tnarffous tries to improve his position but instead Bloodhoof has taken his back!
Bloodhoof is trying to stick to Tnarffous's back but Tnarffous is turning into Bloodhoof. He's managed to reverse the position - now he's in Bloodhoof's guard. Polite applause from the crowd in appreciation of some nice Jiu Jitsu by Tnarffous.
Tnarffous trying to control the position from guard on top but Bloodhoof is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Tnarffous might have to switch it up a bit here because his efforts to control Bloodhoof kaven't been going to plan, at least at the current moment in time.
Tnarffous is looking to stand up but Bloodhoof won't let him.
Tnarffous trying to control the position from guard on top but Bloodhoof is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.

The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Tnarffous wants to clinch.
Tnarffous wants to land a leg kick but Bloodhoof is out of range.

The fight moves into the clinch position.
Cairne Bloodhoof has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Bloodhoof crunches a lovely knee into Tnarffous's ribcage.
Notsag Tnarffous has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Bloodhoof unloads a knee to the mid-section. Tnarffous lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Nice elbow from Bloodhoof.

And that's the end of the fight!
Notsag Tnarffous comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think Bloodhoof has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Joseph Jones scores the fight 29:28
Judge Franklyn Lucas scores the fight 29:28
Judge John Roberts scores the fight 29:28

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Cairne Bloodhoof!