PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Blatz Beer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Rude Boy Stig (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Beer comes into the arena with blaring out of the sound system. I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Rude Boy Stig was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Beer
vs
Boy Stig

186 cm
28
212 lbs
10 - 6 - 1

193 cm
22
219 lbs
3 - 2 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Decent elbows
Good chin

ADCC Champion
World class MT
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 10 - 6 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Blatz Beer!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Rude Boy Stig!
The judges for this bout are Stewart Dunkirk, Tiny Johnson and Frank Dennis.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The fight stays on the outside here - Beer looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Stig circles away from the clinch attempt.
Stig keeps the fight on the outside.
Good standup being displayed there by Stig as he connects with a hook.

It looks like Blatz Beer has been cut.
Stig swings for the body but Beer moves out of range.
Beer throws a head kick that misses.
Stig scores with a jab to the body.
Rude Boy Stig seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Beer misses with a head kick.
Beer needs to keep his hands up - Stig had a free shot at his head there.
Beer doesn't manage to clinch there - Stig circles away.
Stig swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Beer gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Stig.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Stig throws a lazy head kick

and Beer counters by moving into the clinch.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Beer.
Beer cracks Stig with a nice body shot.
Stig will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Beer up against the cage.
Beer misses with a knee to the head.
Stig pressing his opponent against the cage.
Beer throws a punch but it's blocked by Stig.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Beer.
Nice body punch from Stig - that landed with a thud.
Stig taking a break, stalling in the clinch.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Beer obliges.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Stig lands a left hand that snaps the head of Beer backwards.
Stig lands with a left to the head.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Stig.

Stig breaks from the clinch.
Stig smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Beer tries to clinch up.
Beer is looking to take this fight into the clinch.

Beer clinches with his opponent.
Beer tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Stig creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.

Blatz Beer's cut is getting worse.
Stig lands an uppercut.
Stig lands a left hand that snaps the head of Beer backwards.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Beer's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!

Stig breaks from the clinch.
A slow jab from Stig misses its intended target.
Beer moves away from the strike by Stig.
Beer takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Stig has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Beer tries to close the distance and clinch up but Stig swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Stig throws a head kick but Beer moves out of range.
Stig pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Stig throws a left and a right that both miss
and Beer counters with a body kick.
Stig looks gassed!
Beer tries to clinch up but Stig circles away and keeps his distance.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Stig avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Stig swings and misses with a shot to the body

and Beer counters by moving into the clinch. Good anticipation by Beer.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.

Stig breaks the clinch.
Stig swats away the attempt to clinch by Beer.
Stig lands a head shot.
The fight stays on the outside here - Beer looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Stig misses with a hook. Beer ducked under it nicely.
Stig thows a body shot but no joy.
Stig keeps the fight on the outside.
Beer takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Stig throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Beer tries to clinch up.
Beer doesn't manage to clinch there - Stig circles away.
Beer tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Stig paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Beer keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Stig.
Stig throws an overhand right that lands on Beer's shoulder, as Beer tries to avoid the shot.
Stig tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Beer is looking to clinch but Stig is avoiding it.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Beer wants to clinch.

Beer closes the distance and clinches.

Stig pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.

Beer moves into the clinch.
Beer is trying to maintain a safe position but Stig gets an underhook and turns Beer into the cage.
A shot in the inside from Stig.
Stig lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Stig's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as Beer takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.
Stig gets through Beer's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Stig avoiding damage as Beer throws knees to the body.
Beer tries to stall but Stig uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Beer looking to throw knees to the head but Stig is blocking nicely.

Stig breaks from the clinch.
An inside leg kick lands from Stig.
Stig misses the jab.
A head kick by Stig misses
and Beer counters with a leg kick.
Stig lands a glancing blow to the side of Beer's head.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Beer tries to close the distance and clinch but Stig swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Beer tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in the close the distance. Stig manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Beer tries to clinch but Stig moves out of range.
Beer moves in looking to clinch but Stig pushes him off.
A right-left combo lands from Stig.

Blatz Beer's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
Nice body punch from Stig.
Stig lands a jab to the head.

Jeez, Blatz Beer's cut is really nasty now. The referee must be thinking about getting that checked.
Beer walks into a left hand.

Beer is rocked!

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Blatz Beer's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:25 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Rude Boy Stig!