PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Xv Jobber vX (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Charlie Farley (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). On his way into the cage it seems that Xv Jobber vX has been attacked by a crazed fan! It looks like it might have been the just bleed guy! Luckily Xv Jobber vX seems to be OK! I thought that lunatic was in prison!?

Jobber vX
vs
Farley

225 cm
23
130 lbs
0 - 78 - 0

163 cm
25
144 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Brawler
Experienced

Good takedowns
Basic striking
Tends to cut

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 78 - 0, fighting out of London, Xv Jobber vX!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, Charlie Farley!
The judges for this bout are Steven Brown, James Atkins and Donald Grub.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Farley circles away from the clinch attempt.
Jobber vX closes the distance and clinches up with Farley, looking for a takedown. Jobber vX pushes Farley against the cage but Farley circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.

A momentary lapse in concentration from Jobber vX enables Farley to shoot in and score with a neat double leg. Jobber vX manages to secure a closed guard as the fighters hit the mat.
Farley makes a bit of distance and scores with some ground and pound, still in guard.
Farley sitting in guard, not really doing much.
Farley lands a couple of elbows.
Jobber vX being controlled here, momentarily.
Farley lands a nice shot whilst sitting in his opponent's guard.
Jobber vX being controlled here, momentarily.
Farley keeps in close for a moment and lands a decent shot to the side of Jobber vX's head.

Jobber vX is rocked!

That's one minute gone in the round.
Farley sneaks a leg through and gets to half guard. That was like a knife through butter how easily he passed Jobber vX's guard.
Farley is scoring with some nice ground and pound from the dominant position.
Farley takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.
Oh Jobber vX is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!
Ground and pound from Farley.
Jobber vX knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Farley on the ground.
Jobber vX is trying to defend against the ground and pound but Farley scores with a couple of nice shots.
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. Farley connects with a nice short shot to Jobber vX's temple.
Farley working over Jobber vX with some ground and pound. Jobber vX looks like he wants out of this position, which is understandable.
Farley not doing much here.
Farley lands with an elbow from half guard - that looked like it hurt.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Farley controlling the pace.
Jobber vX seems to have got his legs back now.
Farley winds up and cracks Jobber vX with a swinging punch to the side of the head.
Jobber vX is breathing heavily.
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. Farley connects with a nice short shot to Jobber vX's temple.
Jobber vX really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult.
Farley content to sit in half guard and control for a moment.
Ground and pound from Farley.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Farley winds up and cracks Jobber vX with a swinging punch to the side of the head.
Jobber vX is trying to escape back to his feet but Farley uses the scramble to pass into side control.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Farley in side control lands a decent elbow.
Farley looks up at the clock and then as Jobber vX takes his cue and looks up at the clock too, Farley smacks him right in the chops with a big elbow! How rude!
Jobber vX being controlled for a moment.
Farley scores with a big shot from side control... and another... and another! Oh Jobber vX is done here - save him referee! More strikes land and eventually the ref does step in and Farley can finally stop beating on his defenseless opponent!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:39 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Charlie Farley!