PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Tank Doran (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Yeehaw McKickAss (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). McKickAss has chosen Hallowed be thy name as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. The fight MMA fans around the world have waited their entire lives for!

Doran
vs
McKickAss

183 cm
18
176 lbs
1 - 1 - 0

192 cm
22
170 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Counter striker
Good chin

BJJ White Belt
Decent boxing
Heavy handed

CAGED GEAR

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Tank Doran!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Yeehaw McKickAss!
The judges for this bout are Franklyn Lucas, Dean Styles and Columbo Gatti.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A jab from McKickAss misses.
McKickAss throws a sloppy head kick and Doran moves out of range easily.
A jab lands there for McKickAss.
McKickAss misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Doran shoots in but McKickAss avoids the takedown attempt easily.
A punch combination from Doran misses.
Doran misses with a body kick.
McKickAss misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Doran drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Doran throws and low kick but McKickAss moves out of range easily.
Doran wants to clinch up but McKickAss keeps it at a distance.
McKickAss misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
McKickAss throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Doran fails to land the takedown.
Doran takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
McKickAss pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Doran rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but McKickAss moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Doran looks for a takedown but McKickAss sprawls well.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Tank Doran. That's going to take a lot out of him.
McKickAss lunges at Doran with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Doran's hand.
McKickAss slips a jab and a cross from Doran.
Doran misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Nice sprawl there from McKickAss as Doran shoots in.
McKickAss plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Doran misses with a takedown attempt - McKickAss sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
McKickAss tries a head kick but it misses.
Doran has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Doran there as he acknowledges the shot.
McKickAss throws a sloppy head kick and Doran moves out of range easily.
McKickAss is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
McKickAss tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Danga de danga de dang - McKickAss scores with a four punch combination!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
McKickAss misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
McKickAss pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Doran shoots in for a takedown but McKickAss shows good takedown defense.
Tank Doran seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Doran tries to clinch up but McKickAss circles away and keeps his distance.
McKickAss goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
Doran is breathing heavily.
McKickAss cracks Doran with a right hand to the side of the head.

Doran is rocked!

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Doran misses with a combination
and McKickAss counters with a stiff jab, followed by a cross and an uppercut! That's too much punishment for Doran to take - he tumbles to the cavas, blood pouring from his nose, barely conscious. That's the end of the fight! Great knockout by McKickAss!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:09 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Yeehaw McKickAss!