PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between The Dos Equis Guy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Azizmullah Khabukthakar (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.

Dos Equis Guy
vs
Khabukthakar

194 cm
20
280 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

189 cm
20
270 lbs
5 - 4 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

BJJ Blue Belt
Counter striker
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, The Dos Equis Guy!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Azizmullah Khabukthakar!
The judges for this bout are Ian Loll, Trevor Gratis and Alec Ball.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dos Equis Guy misses with a straight right.
Khabukthakar moves in looking to clinch but Dos Equis Guy pushes him off.
Dos Equis Guy waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Khabukthakar.
Khabukthakar moves away from the strike by Dos Equis Guy.
Khabukthakar staying out of range there.
Khabukthakar is trying hard to land a takedown here. Dos Equis Guy sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Dos Equis Guy getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Dos Equis Guy keeps the fight on the outside.
Khabukthakar ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Dos Equis Guy lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Dos Equis Guy connects with a single shot there.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Khabukthakar tries to clinch up.
Khabukthakar tries to close the distance and clinch up but Dos Equis Guy swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Khabukthakar tries to clinch up but Dos Equis Guy circles away and keeps his distance.
The Dos Equis Guy seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Khabukthakar tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Dos Equis Guy paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Khabukthakar tries to clinch up.
Khabukthakar tries to close the distance and clinch but Dos Equis Guy swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Dos Equis Guy misses with a looping right.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dos Equis Guy swats away the attempt to clinch by Khabukthakar.
Khabukthakar tries to clinch up.
Dos Equis Guy throws a shot from downtown. Khabukthakar moves away and avoids it.
Dos Equis Guy throws a jab but it's blocked by Khabukthakar.
Dos Equis Guy with a nice cross.

It looks like Azizmullah Khabukthakar has been cut.
Dos Equis Guy throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Khabukthakar tries to clinch up but Dos Equis Guy circles away and keeps his distance.
Dos Equis Guy scores with a jab to the head.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Khabukthakar displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Dos Equis Guy throws out the jab.
Dos Equis Guy thows a left - swing and a miss!

Dos Equis Guy cracks Khabukthakar with a big right hand that sends him to the floor! Khabukthakar looks wobbly but he's sprung back up to his feet straight away… can Dos Equis Guy finish him?

Khabukthakar is rocked!
Dos Equis Guy misses with a straight right.
Dos Equis Guy moves in close and cracks Khabukthakar with a massive right hand! Khabukthakar, frozen momentarily in time, tumbles to the canvas, already out cold! A brutal knockout by Dos Equis Guy!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:05 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). The Dos Equis Guy!