PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Buck Naked (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Mickey Noonan (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Naked comes to the cage accompanied by I Want You. I can't wait for this one - let's get the fighter introductions out of the way and get this one started!

Naked
vs
Noonan

184 cm
25
177 lbs
17 - 4 - 1

150 cm
23
170 lbs
12 - 2 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Lethal high kicks
Granite chin

Dangerous GnP
World class boxer
Heavy handed

Bushido Clothing

Absolute Clothing

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 17 - 4 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Buck Naked!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 12 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Mickey Noonan!
The judges for this bout are , and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Noonan ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Naked moves away.
Noonan fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Noonan defending well as Naked loads up on a big left hand.
A looping hook to the body misses from Noonan. Naked does a little dance to reset his feet.
Naked looks for the body kick but Noonan saw that one coming.
Noonan throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Noonan tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Naked was well out of range. Poor timing from Noonan.
Noonan scores with a jab to the head.

Noonan clinches with his opponent.
Noonan tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Noonan lands a body shot.
Noonan lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Noonan lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Noonan working aggressively here.
Noonan pushes Naked back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Noonan can't find room to land a body shot as Naked controls the action.
Noonan tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Naked's elbow.

Naked pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Noonan takes a swing at Naked's ribcage but misses.
Mickey Noonan seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Noonan misses with a hook. Naked ducked under it nicely.
Noonan connects with a looping right hand.
Noonan misses the shot to the body.
Naked throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
A looping hook to the body misses from Noonan. Naked does a little dance to reset his feet.
Naked throws a low kick but Noonan avoids it.
Noonan uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Naked has time to react.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Naked takes a swing at Noonan's ribcage but misses.
Noonan misses with a jab to the body
and Naked counters with a nice uppercut.
A head kick misses from Naked.
Noonan tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Naked was well out of range. Poor timing from Noonan.
Noonan throws a hook but Naked avoids it easily.
Naked throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Noonan misses with a shot to the body
and Naked counters with a flying knee. Nice.
Noonan moves into range and connects with a jab.
Naked throws a head kick but Noonan moves out of range.
Naked tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
A looping hook to the body misses from Noonan. Naked does a little dance to reset his feet.
Noonan changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Noonan fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Naked manages to avoid it.
Noonan misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Naked counters with a head kick.
Noonan looks to score with a jab to the body but Naked is just out of range.
Naked thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Noonan if he has to take too many more of those.
Noonan throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Naked avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Noonan is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Naked.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Noonan.
Naked throws a leg kick but Noonan sees it coming and moves out of range.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Noonan misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Naked.
Naked on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Noonan throws a big shot that misses.
Naked takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Naked pivots, looking for a leg kick but Noonan is out of range and Naked settles back down.
A nice leg kick lands there from Naked.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Naked tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Naked throws a head kick that misses.
Noonan misses with a wild body shot.
Naked pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Noonan lands with a shot to the body.
Naked uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Noonan.
Naked explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
Naked throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
Naked ducks under a wild hook from Noonan.
Noonan checks a low kick from Naked.
Noonan misses with a body shot.
Naked avoids the body shot from Noonan.
Naked lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Naked looks to throw the jab but Noonan is out of range.
Naked lands a leg kick that knocks Noonan off balance momentarily.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A jab from Noonan misses.
Noonan misses with a jab to the body
and Naked makes the exchange count by landing a cracking kick to the body. Noonan really felt that one!
Noonan stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Naked.
Noonan looks gassed!
Naked takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Naked uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Noonan.
Noonan blocks a head kick by Naked.
Noonan avoids the head kick by Naked.
A looping hook to the body misses from Naked. Noonan does a little dance to reset his feet.
Noonan tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Noonan is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Naked rather than just go for the knockout.
Noonan fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Naked manages to avoid it.
Noonan misses with a straight right.
Noonan blocks a head kick by Naked.
Naked fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Noonan has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Noonan dodges the punch combination from Naked.
Noonan throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Noonan throws a body punch but Naked moves out of range.
Naked slips under a jab.
Noonan misses with a hook.
Naked defending well as Noonan loads up on a big left hand.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Naked pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Naked throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
Noonan tries to clinch
and Naked counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Noonan throws a looping overhand right but Naked ducks down to avoid it.
Noonan catches Naked with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Noonan thuds his right hand into Naked's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Noonan scores with a shot to the body.
Noonan on the wrong end of a nice jab.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Naked bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
Naked tries a head kick but it misses.
Noonan misses with a body shot.
The crowd cheers as Noonan lands an impressive looking overhand right. Naked doesn't seem phased though.
Noonan takes a swing at Naked's ribcage but misses.
Noonan tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Naked was well out of range. Poor timing from Noonan.
Noonan misses with a body punch
and Naked counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Noonan takes a swing at Naked's ribcage but misses.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Naked looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Noonan misses with a body shot
and Naked counters with a nice leg kick.
Naked lands a nice looking body kick.
Naked scores with a hook to the body. Noonan takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Naked throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Buck Naked dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!

Noonan takes a head kick and keeps coming.

It looks like Mickey Noonan has been cut.
Noonan misses with a jab to the body
letting Naked counter with a right hand.
A big right from Noonan misses.

Naked lands a big head kick that sends Noonan tumbling to the mat! Naked takes a step backwards and waves Noonan back to his feet - he wants the finish!

Noonan is rocked!
Noonan on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Noonan is still on wobbly legs! Can Naked finish him?
Noonan throws a jab when Naked was well out of range.
Noonan swings away with a body shot that misses
and Naked counters with an outside leg kick.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Naked moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Noonan seems to have recovered his senses.

Naked lands a big head kick that sends Noonan tumbling to the mat! Naked takes a step backwards and waves Noonan back to his feet - he wants the finish!
Naked lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Noonan blocks a leg kick.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Naked. Noonan shrugs it off though.
Naked lands a body shot.
An inside leg kick lands from Naked.
Naked plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Naked lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Naked throws a quick inside leg kick.
Noonan is breathing heavily.
Noonan throws a sloppy body shot
and Naked counters with an inside leg kick.
Naked thumps Noonan with a low kick.
Both fighters circling a little - Naked finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Naked lands with a thumping leg kick.
Naked lands a high kick!
Naked has not gone for a single takedown so far in this fight, which seems like a very strange tactic when you consider that he has the superior wrestling and BJJ.
A jab from Naked does it's job there.
Naked fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Noonan checks it well.
Naked sizes up Noonan with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Naked connects with a solid leg kick.
A cross from Naked lands.
Naked looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Noonan's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Naked swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Naked lands a nice looking body kick.
Naked thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Noonan if he has to take too many more of those.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Naked lands a head kick. Noonan smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
Naked is looking to slow Noonan down with leg kicks.
Naked jabs Noonan to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Naked throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Noonan.
Nice defenses there by Naked.
Naked lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.

That has opened up Mickey Noonan's cut even more.
Noonan misses with a body shot
and Naked makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Noonan fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Naked manages to avoid it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Good leg kick by Naked there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Naked lands a nice leg kick that just misses Noonan's sensitive parts.
Naked throws a series of strikes that have Noonan backpedaling.
Naked keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Naked lands a high kick!
Naked tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Naked turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Noonan has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Naked.
Naked cracks Noonan with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Noonan misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Naked.
Naked swats away the attempt to clinch by Noonan.
Naked on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Noonan throws out a loose jab but Naked uses good head movement to avoid it.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Noonan checks a leg kick.
Noonan scores with a jab to the jaw.
Noonan scores with a nice right hand.
Noonan takes one on the button.
Noonan ducks down and throws a hook to the body.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Naked uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Noonan.
Naked throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Noonan walks into a stiff left hand from Naked.
Noonan slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Noonan misses with a hook to the body
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
A looping hook to the body misses from Noonan. Naked does a little dance to reset his feet.
Noonan misses with a wild body shot.
Noonan thuds a left hand into Naked's body.
Naked moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
Naked keeps the fight on the outside.
Noonan gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Naked.
Buck Naked is winning the standup battle so far.
Naked throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Noonan takes a swing at Naked's ribcage but misses.
Noonan fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Naked manages to avoid it.
Noonan cracks Naked with a good jab.
Noonan throws out a leg kick but Naked moves out of range and Noonan only half commits.
Noonan clinches but Naked breaks the clinch
and Naked counters with a nice body kick.
Naked lands with a kick to the temple. Noonan shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Naked scoring well with a low kick there.
Naked fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Naked lands a high kick!
Noonan scores with a nice head shot.
Noonan misses the shot to the body.
Naked is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Noonan can do to turn this around?
Naked changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Naked fakes the leg kick and cracks Noonan in the body.
Naked lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Naked lands with a thumping leg kick.
The fight stays on the outside here - Noonan looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Naked lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Noonan circles away quickly and effectively.
Noonan just misses with a punch to the body.
Naked slips a straight right by Noonan.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Naked wants to slow Noonan down by chopping away at his legs.
Naked throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Noonan thows a body shot but no joy.
Naked scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Naked tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Buck Naked dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Mickey Noonan's cut.
That's time! Back to the action! Let's get this one finished - here comes the final round!

Noonan misses with a hook.
Naked misses with a two punch combination.
Naked missing with a left hand there. Noonan was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Noonan doesn't manage to clinch there - Naked circles away.
Noonan connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Noonan misses with a looping left.
Noonan misses with a body punch
and Naked counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Naked feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Noonan's calf.
Noonan throws a predictable looking body shot
and Naked counters with a low kick, right behind Noonan 's knee.
Noonan swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Naked counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
A chopping leg kick lands by Naked.
Noonan misses with a body punch
and Naked counters with a straight right hand.
Noonan tries to close the distance and clinch but Naked swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Naked dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Noonan. That did some damage!
A slapping leg kick lands for Naked.
A cross from Naked lands.
Noonan takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Naked swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Noonan takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Naked pivots, looking for a leg kick but Noonan is out of range and Naked settles back down.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Naked goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
A nice leg kick lands there from Naked.
Nice body kick there by Naked.
Noonan takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
Naked scores with a sloppy right hand. Noonan should have avoided that one.
Naked turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Noonan misses with a body shot
and Naked counters with a body kick that brings a smile to the face of both fighters.
Naked changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Naked keeps Noonan at a distance using the push kick.
Noonan takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Naked lands with a slapping head kick.
Noonan has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Noonan swings away with a body shot that misses
and Naked counters with a head kick. That will keep Noonan thinking before he tries any more sloppy attacks!
A head kick from Naked lands but Noonan takes it in his stride.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Naked wants to land a leg kick but Noonan is out of range.
Noonan takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Noonan avoids a kick to the body.
Naked tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Noonan walks forward, straight into a front kick from Naked.
Naked looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Mickey Noonan has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Buck Naked is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Noonan misses the body punch
and Naked counters with a body kick that brings a smile to the face of both fighters.
Naked connects with an inside leg kick.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Naked.
Naked bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
Naked lands a head kick. Noonan smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
Noonan digs a good hook to Naked's body.
Naked connects with a leg kick. Noonan looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Naked thumps Noonan with a low kick.
Naked takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Noonan tests Naked's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Noonan cracks Naked with a good jab.
Naked keeps Noonan at a distance using the push kick.
Naked tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Noonan punishes Naked's body with a nice straight punch.
Noonan is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Naked.
Noonan throws a predictable looking body shot
and Naked counters with a nice body kick.
A shot to the body from Noonan misses
and Naked counters with a flying knee. Nice.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Naked throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
Noonan on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Naked. Naked obviously looking to wear him down.
Noonan misses the shot to the body.
Naked takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
A shot to the body from Noonan misses
and Naked counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Noonan takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
Noonan moves in looking to clinch but Naked pushes him off.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Naked.
Naked tries to score with a low kick but Noonan moves his leg out of the way.
Noonan loads up on a big right hand but Naked slips the punch.
Nice jab there from Noonan.
Naked slips under a jab.
Noonan on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Naked. Naked obviously looking to wear him down.
Noonan throws a lazy right hand but Naked sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
A head kick from Naked lands but Noonan takes it in his stride.
Naked throws a wild body kick that Noonan sees coming a mile off.
Naked uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Noonan.
Naked throws a good cross that connects.
Noonan pushing out the jab but it's not landing.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Naked tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Noonan is able to avoid easily.
Noonan throws a body kick the misses
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Noonan swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Naked counters with a head kick.
Noonan keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Noonan throws a predictable looking body shot
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Noonan throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Noonan misses the jab.
Noonan looks to land a right hand but Naked moved out of range.
Noonan misses the body punch
and Naked counters with a leg kick.
Noonan swings away with a body shot that misses
and Naked counters with a nice leg kick.
Naked thows a body kick. Noonan tries to catch it but that hurt him.
Noonan on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Noonan takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
Naked throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Naked works the jab nicely.
An inside leg kick lands from Naked.
Naked moves away from the strike by Noonan.
Naked staying out of range there.
Naked is looking to slow Noonan down with leg kicks.

And that's the end of the fight!
Buck Naked showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Naked, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Andi Peters scores the fight 30:26
Judge Gordon Ramsey scores the fight 30:26
Judge Frank Skinner scores the fight 30:26

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Buck Naked!