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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Patrick Bateman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Pikku Veli (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Bateman comes to the cage accompanied by Huey Lewis and The News - Hip to be Square. This should be fireworks!
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BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, for the super heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
12 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Patrick Bateman!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
5 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Pikku Veli!
The judges for this bout are , and .
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bateman throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Veli slips a straight right by Bateman.
Good standup being displayed there by Bateman as he connects with a hook.
Veli avoids the body shot from Bateman.
Veli moves out of range of the strikes.
Bateman throws out a powerful jab.
Veli misses with a wild combination.
Bateman moves into range and connects with a jab.
Bateman scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
A nice leg kick lands there from Bateman.
Bateman connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Bateman moves away from the strike by Veli.
Bateman throws a head kick but Veli moves out of range.
Veli misses with a body punch
and Bateman counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Veli jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Bateman looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Veli misses with a straight left.
Bateman avoids the body shot from Veli.
Veli tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Bateman paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Veli fails in his attempt to clinch.
Veli needs to keep his hands up - Bateman had a free shot at his head there.
Bateman gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Veli.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Veli scores with a punch to the head.
Bateman with a hook.
Bateman dips to his left and cracks Veli with an uppercut!
Bateman throws a leg kick but Veli checks it.
Veli lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Bateman backs up against the cage.
Veli takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Veli keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Veli throws a series of punches but Bateman avoids them all with ease.
Bateman with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Veli misses with a jab to the body
and Bateman counters with a good low kick that Veli was not able to check.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Veli is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Bateman lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
It looks like Pikku Veli has been cut.
Bateman lands a nice hook to Veli's body. Veli takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Veli swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Bateman makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Veli looks gassed!
Veli on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Bateman. Bateman obviously looking to wear him down.
Bateman is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Veli keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Bateman.
Veli on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Bateman throws a sloppy head kick and Veli moves out of range easily.
Bateman lands a head kick. Veli smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
Bateman connects with a jab.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bateman throws a head kick but Veli moves out of range.
Good leg kick by Bateman there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Bateman uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Veli.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Bateman, as that shot connected.
Veli avoids the body shot from Bateman.
Bateman lands a jab to the nose.
Bateman lands a slapping body shot.
Bateman lands a jab-cross combination.
Bateman lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Bateman scores with a hook.
Bateman connects with the punch.
Veli has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Bateman.
Bateman feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Veli's calf.
Veli's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
A slow jab from Bateman misses its intended target.
Veli takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Bateman throws a nice outside leg kick.
Bateman lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Nice shot by Bateman.
Bateman lands a nice looking body shot.
Bateman throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Veli looks to land a left hand but Bateman moved out of range nicely.
Bateman lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Bateman scores with a shot to the body.
Veli takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Bateman. Veli shrugs it off though.
Bateman lands with an uppercut that bounces Veli off the cage and back into rage.
Veli takes one to the chin there.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Bateman throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
Bateman scores with a nice body kick.
Veli stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Bateman.
Veli is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Bateman.
Nice body punch from Bateman.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Bateman.
A jab from Bateman does it's job there.
Bateman works Veli's body with a nice hook.
A punch combination from Bateman misses.
Bateman moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Bateman connects with a nice looking jab.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bateman plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Veli takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Bateman digs a good body shot into Veli's ribs.
Bateman connects with a solid leg kick.
Veli has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Bateman lands a body shot.
Veli on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Veli misses the jab.
Bateman lands with a thumping leg kick.
Nice uppercut lands for Bateman. That snapped Veli's head back.
Bateman connects with an inside leg kick.
Bateman looks to score with a jab to the body but Veli is just out of range.
Bateman uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Veli has time to react.
That kick from Bateman tenderised Veli's leg. Veli is trying to keep his angry face on.
Veli has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Bateman.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Bateman digs a good body shot into Veli's ribs.
Bateman bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Veli's head.
Bateman bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Veli's head backwards.
Bateman cracks Veli with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Patrick Bateman dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Pikku Veli's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
Bateman scoring well with a low kick there.
Bateman lands with a kick to the ribs.
Veli looks to land a left hand but Bateman moved out of range nicely.
Bateman scores with a nice body kick.
Bateman throws out a powerful jab.
A left lands for Bateman.
Bateman jabs Veli right on the nose. Veli blinks but takes it well.
A good leg kick by Bateman.
A solid leg kick lands there for Bateman.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Bateman thuds his shin into the meat of Veli's side.
Both these guys seem content to just stand up and trade with eachother but Veli might want to think about changing up his gameplan a bit because over the course of the fight, Bateman has got the better of the exchanges.
Good exchange - Bateman coming out on top.
Bateman misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Veli.
Bateman lands a slapping body shot.
Bateman connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Bateman is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Veli can do to turn this around?
Bateman lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Veli at a distance.
Patrick Bateman is winning the standup battle so far.
Bateman connects with a good right hand that stumbles Veli. Veli circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Veli stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Bateman.
Veli is breathing heavily.
Veli avoids the body shot from Bateman.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Bateman misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Veli.
Bateman looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Veli has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Bateman.
Bateman scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Bateman scores with a jab to the head.
Veli takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Bateman scores with a nice strike.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Bateman.
Bateman throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Veli on the side of the head.
Bateman scores with a leg kick.
Bateman catches Veli with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
A left lands for Bateman.
Bateman takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Veli takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Veli takes a head kick and keeps coming.
It really doesn't seem like the step up in weight is hurting Bateman here at all. He's more than holding his own against the bigger man.
Bateman cracks Veli with an open hand slap.
Bateman cracks Veli with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Bateman throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Bateman throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Veli.
Veli is rocked!
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bateman throws a front kick that sends Veli stumbling back into the cage.
Bateman connects with an inside leg kick.
Veli takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Bateman lands with a nice body punch.
A lazy left from Bateman finds it's target.
Bateman bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Veli is still on wobbly legs! Can Bateman finish him?
Bateman lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Bateman cracks the inside of Veli's front leg.
Veli gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Veli takes one to the chin there.
Veli looks to land a right hand but Bateman moved out of range.
Veli seems to have recovered his senses.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Bateman, right into the meat.
Veli throws a sloppy body shot
and Bateman counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Decent striking displayed by Bateman there.
Veli tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Bateman connects with a body shot.
Bateman closes the distance and lands a one-two.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bateman jabs at Veli's body.
Bateman turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Bateman scores with a nice body kick.
Bateman scoring well with a low kick there.
Bateman fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Veli looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Bateman moves into range and connects with a jab.
Bateman getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Bateman looks to score with a jab to the body but Veli is just out of range.
Bateman scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Bateman connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Bateman lands a slapping body shot.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Bateman throws a nice inside leg kick.
A jab lands there for Bateman.
Veli has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Bateman.
Bateman uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Veli keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Bateman lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Bateman punishes Veli's body with a nice straight punch.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bateman slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Decent striking displayed by Bateman there.
Veli shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Bateman lands a nice hook to Veli's body. Veli takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Nice cross by Bateman.
Bateman connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Veli momentarily.
Bateman throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Nice body punch from Bateman.
A nice combination there by Bateman.
Veli takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Bateman connects with a nice looking jab.
Veli on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Bateman fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Veli on the side of the head.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Bateman.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Bateman.
Bateman cracks Veli with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Bateman ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Patrick Bateman dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Pikku Veli's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. So, we enter the final round. Let's see if either fighter can bring us a finish, or whether we're going to the judges scorecards.
A nice leg kick lands there from Bateman.
Bateman dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Bateman fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Bateman throws a lazy right hand but Veli sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Bateman stuns Veli with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Bateman scores with a jab to the head.
Bateman paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Bateman scores with a leg kick.
Bateman fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Bateman comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Bateman lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
A slapping leg kick lands for Bateman.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Bateman scores with a nice right hand.
Veli takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Bateman buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Bateman lands with a nice body kick.
Bateman connects with a looping right hand.
Veli tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Bateman lands with a straight right. Veli didn't see that one coming.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Bateman lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Veli at a distance.
Veli steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Bateman. That one must have hurt.
Bateman paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Bateman throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Bateman lands with a thumping leg kick.
Bateman takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Bateman thows a body shot but no joy.
A nice inside leg kick there by Bateman. That's going to slow Veli down.
Veli has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Bateman.
Bateman connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Bateman lands a jab.
Bateman misses with a body shot.
Veli moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Veli drops his hands momentarily and Bateman takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Bateman dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Bateman lands with a cross.
Bateman lands a nice looking body shot.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Veli takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Bateman connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Bateman lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Bateman uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Veli has time to react.
Nice body kick there by Bateman.
Bateman connects with a nice looking jab.
Bateman throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Veli on the side of the head.
Pikku Veli has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Veli has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Veli there as he acknowledges the shot.
Bateman fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Bateman connects with a high kick.
Bateman cracks the inside of Veli's front leg.
Bateman moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Bateman changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Bateman fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Veli gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Bateman.
A solid leg kick lands there for Bateman.
Bateman lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bateman lands a nice looking body shot.
Bateman misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Bateman lands a right hook to the body.
Bateman bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
A decent looking cross lands there for Bateman.
Veli takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Bateman connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Bateman takes a swing at Veli's ribcage but misses.
Veli thows a left - swing and a miss!
Veli tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Bateman was well out of range. Poor timing from Veli.
Veli takes a head kick and keeps coming.
Bateman fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Veli on the side of the head.
Bateman fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Bateman scores with a body shot.
Bateman lands an overhand right.
Bateman scores with a shot to the body.
Bateman lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Bateman's corner calls for a 1-2. Bateman obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bateman lands with an uppercut that bounces Veli off the cage and back into rage.
Bateman is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Veli on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Bateman. Bateman obviously looking to wear him down.
Bateman throws a shot to the body.
Veli takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Bateman lands a jab.
Bateman cracks Veli with a good jab.
Bateman turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Veli gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Veli takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
A solid leg kick lands there for Bateman.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Bateman sizes up Veli with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Veli stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Bateman.
A chopping leg kick lands by Bateman.
Bateman delivers a nice body kick.
And that's the end of the fight!
Patrick Bateman showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Bateman has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Andi Peters scores the fight 30:24
Judge Gordon Ramsey scores the fight 30:24
Judge Frank Skinner scores the fight 30:24
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Patrick Bateman!
Patrick Bateman is the new super heavyweight champion!
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