PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Tapdance Extravaganza (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Bobby Beucher (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Bobby Beucher was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Extravaganza
vs
Beucher

173 cm
28
195 lbs
7 - 0 - 0

178 cm
26
195 lbs
8 - 4 - 0

Good wrestling
Solid boxing
Very quick

Decent wrestler
Excellent boxer
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the middleweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Tapdance Extravaganza!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 8 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Bobby Beucher!
The judges for this bout are Alan Glass, Stewart Dunkirk and Chris Downing.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Extravaganza scores with a nice right hand.

It looks like Bobby Beucher has been cut.
Beucher swings for the body but Extravaganza moves out of range.
Extravaganza uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Beucher.
Extravaganza ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Beucher misses with an uppercut.
A looping hook to the body misses from Extravaganza. Beucher does a little dance to reset his feet.
Extravaganza shoots in for a takedown but Beucher shows good takedown defense.
Beucher misses with a straight left.
Beucher will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Extravaganza lands with a nice body punch.

Extravaganza feints and as Beucher raises his hands in defense, Extravaganza changes levels and drives through with a takedown into guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

Extravaganza drops back for a leg! It's a sloppy attempt though and Extravaganza jumps back into guard quickly, to retain the dominant position.
Beucher really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Extravaganza. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Extravaganza accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Extravaganza is working the ground and pound from guard. He might want to try advancing position though to get more of an impact.
Extravaganza passes into half guard.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Extravaganza looks to score some points with some ground and pound.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Extravaganza thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
Extravaganza winds up and cracks Beucher with a swinging punch to the side of the head.
Extravaganza lands with an elbow from half guard - that looked like it hurt.
Beucher looks like he's trying to stand up.
Extravaganza takes a deep breath and rests his weight momentarily on top of his opponent, to control the position.

Extravaganza is trying for a kimura here. Beucher looks like he's in a lot of pain... and he's tapping out! Extravaganza wins by kimura!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:02 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Tapdance Extravaganza!
Tapdance Extravaganza retains his middleweight title!