PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Colonel Sanders (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Flavor Emelianenko (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Flavor Emelianenko was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Sanders
vs
Emelianenko

191 cm
25
265 lbs
4 - 8 - 0

184 cm
25
237 lbs
3 - 0 - 0

Good takedowns
Counter striker
Good chin

BJJ Purple Belt
Brawler
Experienced

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Colonel Sanders!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Flavor Emelianenko!
The judges for this bout are Cecil Peabody, Alan Glass and Frank Dennis.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Emelianenko clobbers Sanders with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Sanders on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.

Colonel Sanders's cut is getting worse.
Emelianenko throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Sanders uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Emelianenko.
Sanders slips a jab from Emelianenko.
Emelianenko scores with a jab. Sanders acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Emelianenko throws a right hand that Sanders ducks under and follows up with a left that Sanders also avoids with ease.
Emelianenko lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.

Colonel Sanders's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
Emelianenko throws a right and a left that Sanders avoids nicely.
Sanders takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.

Jeez, Colonel Sanders's cut is really nasty now. The referee must be thinking about getting that checked.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Colonel Sanders's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:40 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Flavor Emelianenko!