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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Peanut Butter (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Up Yours (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Butter 's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Voodoo People. There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.
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177 lbs
5 - 3 - 0 |
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180 lbs
2 - 1 - 0 |
BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine |
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BJJ Purple Belt
Counter striker
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
5 - 3 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Peanut Butter !
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Up Yours!
The judges for this bout are Igor Prikhodko, Viktor Lagutenko and Aleksandr Martynov.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Butter fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Butter lands a slapping body shot.
A jab from Butter finds it's way through Yours's defenses.
Butter lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Jab, jab by Butter - just one landing.
Butter lands a really nice looking cross but Yours seems unphased.
Yours takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Butter lands with a straight right. Yours didn't see that one coming.
Yours takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Butter scores with a decent looking hook.
Peanut Butter seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Yours moves out of range as Butter strikes.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Yours tries to score a power double leg takedown but Butter sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Yours somewhat.
Butter misses with a looping left.
Yours closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Butter lands a jab to Yours's midsection.
Butter fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Yours is defended easily by Butter .
Butter with a body punch. A glancing blow.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Butter cracks Yours with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Butter moves into range and connects with a jab.
A decent looking cross lands there for Butter .
Butter jabs at Yours's body.
A shot to the liver by Butter . Beautiful body shot.
Butter is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Donk. Butter catches Yours right on the button with a cross.
Butter with a hook.
Butter lands with a cross.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Yours misses with a takedown attempt - Butter sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Peanut Butter has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Up Yours.
Butter lunges at Yours with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Yours's hand.
Butter connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Butter scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Butter connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Butter throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Yours looks for a takedown. He's got it. We're now in half guard.
Butter tries to kick Yours off but Yours keeps his base steady and stays in half guard.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Yours seems to be looking for submissions.
Butter pushes Yours off looking to stand but Yours dives back in and keeps control.
Yours is just content to waste time from the top position. Butter takes advantage of the situation and regains full guard.
Butter preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Yours trying to control but Butter is working from the bottom.
Yours trying to pass the guard. He's being very persistent here but Butter manages to land a sweep and now he's on top!
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Yours looking to hit a scissor sweep but Butter is one step ahead there.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Peanut Butter dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.
Butter will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Yours gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Butter .
Yours avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Yours takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Butter misses with a wild body shot.
Yours shoots in but Butter avoids the takedown attempt easily.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Butter lands a jab to the head.
Yours on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Butter wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Yours is breathing heavily.
Yours takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Yours uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Butter .
Butter jabs away that one connects to the head of his opponent.
Butter lands a nice shot that snaps Yours's head back.
Yours takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Yours takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Butter lands a jab to the head.
Butter throws a good cross that connects.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Yours takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Butter works Yours's body with a nice hook.
Yours looks for a takedown but Butter sprawls well.
Yours takes a jab right on the kisser.
Yours shoots for a takedown but Butter saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Peanut Butter has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Up Yours.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Butter fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Butter throws out a loose jab but Yours uses good head movement to avoid it.
Butter with a jab.
A shot to the liver by Butter . Beautiful body shot.
Butter smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Yours has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Butter lands with a hook. Yours tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Butter ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Butter connects with a jab.
Butter throws a shot to the body.
Peanut Butter is winning the standup battle so far.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Butter lands a body shot.
Butter jabs Yours right on the nose. Yours blinks but takes it well.
Butter connects with the punch.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Butter jabs Yours right on the nose. Yours blinks but takes it well.
Up Yours is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
A nice combination there by Butter .
Yours on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Yours walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Butter misses with a straight left.
Yours ducks right into an uppercut from Butter .
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Peanut Butter dominated that second round.
That's time! Back to the action! And we move into the final round!
Butter connects with a jab.
Yours takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Butter listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Yours is trying hard to land a takedown here. Butter sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Yours shoots in but Butter avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Butter lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Butter with a hook.
Butter punishes Yours's body with a nice straight punch.
Yours takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Donk. Butter catches Yours right on the button with a cross.
Butter is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Yours can do to turn this around?
Butter lunges at Yours with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Yours's hand.
Butter fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Yours walks into a left hand.
Butter connects with a body shot that sends Yours's belly button to the back.
Butter swinging wildly here.
Butter rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Yours moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Butter cracks Yours with a right hand to the side of the head.
Up Yours has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Peanut Butter is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Butter with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Butter ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Decent striking displayed by Butter there.
Butter pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Butter lands the left hand.
No luck for Yours with that takedown attempt.
Peanut Butter has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Up Yours.
Butter scores with a jab to the head.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Yours closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Butter dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Butter digs a good hook to Yours's body.
Butter scores with a nice head shot.
Yours takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Butter misses with a series of wild punches.
Yours takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Butter connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Yours's hands.
Peanut Butter is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Butter cracks Yours with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Butter bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Yours's head.
Yours takes one on the button.
Yours is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Butter lands a glancing blow to the side of Yours's head.
Yours takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
The crowd cheers as Butter lands an impressive looking overhand right. Yours doesn't seem phased though.
Butter throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
And that's the end of the fight!
Peanut Butter showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Butter , winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Igor Prikhodko scores the fight 30:25
Judge Viktor Lagutenko scores the fight 30:25
Judge Aleksandr Martynov scores the fight 30:25
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Peanut Butter !
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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RATING
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