PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Tor The Hammer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and DeeJay Request (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Request is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Dont Tell Me What to Play. Tor The Hammer has a significant reach advantage - let's see if he can make it count.

The Hammer
vs
Request

215 cm
27
219 lbs
10 - 4 - 0

188 cm
25
214 lbs
7 - 4 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Very strong

Decent wrestler
Decent boxing
Good gas tank

Fight Club Clothing Helsinki™

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 10 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Tor The Hammer!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, DeeJay Request!
The judges for this bout are Eliza Hachem, Damien Edna and Bruno Hogan.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Request lands a glancing blow to the side of The Hammer's head.
Request slips under a jab from The Hammer.
Request slips under a jab.
The Hammer misses with an uppercut.
Request walks into a stiff left hand from The Hammer.

It looks like DeeJay Request has been cut.
Request connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed The Hammer momentarily.
Donk. Request catches The Hammer right on the button with a cross.
The fighters circle momentarily. Request darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
A swing and a miss from Request.
The Hammer really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Request takes one on the chin but seems OK.
The Hammer throws a looping overhand right but Request ducks down to avoid it.
The Hammer scores with a jab to the jaw.
The Hammer misses with an uppercut.
Request throws a right hand that The Hammer ducks under and follows up with a left that The Hammer also avoids with ease.
Request stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
The Hammer takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Request scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Request avoids the body shot from The Hammer.
The Hammer slips a jab and a cross from Request.
Request defending well as The Hammer loads up on a big left hand.
The Hammer thows a body shot but no joy.
The Hammer misses with a body shot.
The Hammer loads up on a big right hand but Request slips the punch.
Request fakes a jab and throws a low kick but The Hammer checks it well.
Request shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Request displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
Request throws a chopping leg kick but The Hammer manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
A right-left combo lands from Request.

That's one minute gone in the round.
The Hammer throws a one two combo.
The Hammer avoids the body shot from Request.
The Hammer takes a body punch but keeps moving.
The Hammer tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
The Hammer misses with a series of wild punches.
A telegraphed right hand from The Hammer misses the target.
The Hammer wants to clinch up but Request keeps it at a distance.
Request bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of The Hammer's head.
Request misses with a wild combination.
Request fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. The Hammer looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Request tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but The Hammer was well out of range. Poor timing from Request.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Request.
A left and a right from Request both land. Nice combination.
Request is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! The Hammer had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into pâté.
The Hammer tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Request thows a body shot but no joy.
Request fakes high and swings low for a body shot but The Hammer manages to avoid it.
Request uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by The Hammer.
The Hammer throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Request.
The Hammer is breathing heavily.
Request lands with a nice body punch.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Donk. The Hammer catches Request right on the button with a cross.
Request throws a body punch but The Hammer moves out of range.
Request keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from The Hammer.
Request lands a straight punch to the body, keeping The Hammer at a distance.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Request misses with the combination.
Request misses with a combination
and The Hammer makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Request scores with a nice strike.
The Hammer drops his hands momentarily and Request takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
A punch lands to the side of The Hammer 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Request looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
The Hammer gets cracked there but stands up to it.
DeeJay Request seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Request lands a jab-cross combination.
The Hammer takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Request works The Hammer's body with a nice hook.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Request throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Request throws a one two combo.
The Hammer throws a right and a left that Request avoids nicely.
Request works the jab nicely.
Request scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. The Hammer doesn't seem bothered though.
Request throws a leg kick
and The Hammer counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Request lands with a straight right. The Hammer didn't see that one coming.
Request with a hook.
Request throws a right and a left that The Hammer avoids nicely.
Request ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
The Hammer walks into a left hand.
Request closes the distance and lands a one-two.

The Hammer is rocked!
Request scores with a jab to the body.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Request swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by The Hammer.
The Hammer takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Request connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Oh The Hammer is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Request lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Request misses with a jab, cross combination.
Request punishes The Hammer's body with a nice straight punch.
The Hammer seems to have got his legs back now.
Request scores to the head and body with a nice combination!
The Hammer looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
The Hammer takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Request digs a good hook to The Hammer's body.
Request lands a jab to the nose.
The Hammer takes one to the side of the head.
Request lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but The Hammer circles away quickly and effectively.
Request's corner calls for a 1,2 combination and Request duly obliges.
Request jabs The Hammer to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Request is working the combinations to good effect here.
Request jabs The Hammer right on the nose. The Hammer blinks but takes it well.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Request lands a jab-cross combination.
Request misses with a low kick.
Request throws a right hand that The Hammer ducks under and follows up with a left that The Hammer also avoids with ease.
Request ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Request connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
The Hammer takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Request throws a right and a left that The Hammer avoids nicely.
The Hammer takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Jab from Request.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Request stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
The Hammer takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
Request throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
The Hammer slips a jab and a cross from Request.
Request throws a solid leg kick but The Hammer takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Request.
The Hammer moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Request lands a glancing blow to the side of The Hammer's head.
The Hammer has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Request finds it's way round the side to connect with The Hammer's head.
The Hammer lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
The Hammer just misses with a punch to the body.
Request moves out of range of the strikes.
Request scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
The Hammer throws a nice looking combination but Request bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
The Hammer shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Request looks to land a combination. The Hammer sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
The Hammer on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
The Hammer drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Request moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Request closes the distance and lands a crisp combination that knocks The Hammer out cold! The Hammer corner are devastated, head in hands behind our commentary position. Poor guys.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:52 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). DeeJay Request!