PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Gubka Bob Kvadratichnie Schtaniki (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and The Tree (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Kvadratichnie Schtaniki kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Sinister - Leviathan. The atmosphere really building for this one as we go over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Bob Kvadratichnie Schtaniki
vs
Tree

190 cm
20
211 lbs
2 - 1 - 0

220 cm
26
200 lbs
6 - 2 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Very strong

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Heavy handed

Fight Club Clothing Helsinki™

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Gubka Bob Kvadratichnie Schtaniki!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, The Tree!
The judges for this bout are Matti Vanhoillinen, Arvi Lind and Johanna Lukiainen.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Tree lands a jab.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki throws a head kick that misses.
Tree blocks a jab.
Tree fails to land with a series of punches.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki misses with a head kick.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki lands a front kick.
A head kick misses from Kvadratichnie Schtaniki.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki misses with a head kick.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki lands with a nice body kick.
Tree looks gassed!
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki throws a sloppy head kick and Tree moves out of range easily.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Tree.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki throws a head kick that misses.
Nice defenses there by Tree.
Tree takes a kick to the side of the head.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki throws a head kick but Tree moves out of range.
Tree takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Tree takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki throws a left and a right that both miss
enabling Tree to counter with a crisp jab.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Tree on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki lands a front kick.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki throws a right and a left that both miss.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Tree walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Tree.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki is looking to land body kicks.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki scores with a nice body kick.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki misses with a series of wild punches.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Tree.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki throws a good cross that connects.
Tree avoids the head kick by Kvadratichnie Schtaniki.
A punch combination from Kvadratichnie Schtaniki misses.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki throws a nice head kick!
Nice body kick there by Kvadratichnie Schtaniki.
Tree takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.

Kvadratichnie Schtaniki throws a head kick that lands with a deafening thwack! The crowd roars as Tree stumbles backwards and falls to the mat. Kvadratichnie Schtaniki follows into mount!

Tree is rocked!

It looks like The Tree has been cut.

Kvadratichnie Schtaniki gets to his feet and calls his opponent to stand. Here come the fireworks!
Tree is still on wobbly legs! Can Kvadratichnie Schtaniki finish him?
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Tree circles away quickly and effectively.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Kvadratichnie Schtaniki - that will leave a mark!
Tree seems to have recovered his senses.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki fails to land with a series of punches.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki misses with the combination.
Tree will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki scores with a head kick. Tree tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
Tree misses with a few strikes there.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki throws a sloppy head kick and Tree moves out of range easily.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki connects with a high kick.
Some wild striking there from Tree.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki throws a body kick that misses.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki throws a head kick that misses.
A head kick misses from Kvadratichnie Schtaniki.
Tree tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Tree throws a right and a left that both miss.
A nice inside leg kick there by Kvadratichnie Schtaniki. That's going to slow Tree down.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Tree at a distance.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki connects with an inside leg kick.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Tree was well out of range. Poor timing from Kvadratichnie Schtaniki.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki with a nice cross.
Tree takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
Tree takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki falls off balance throwing a combination
and Tree counters with a two punch combo.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki throws a head kick but Tree moves out of range.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki misses with a wild combination.
Gubka Bob Kvadratichnie Schtaniki seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki throws a push kick but Tree slaps the foot to one side.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Tree circles away quickly and effectively.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki throws a head kick but Tree moves out of range.
Tree moves out of range as Kvadratichnie Schtaniki throws a body kick.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki tries a head kick but it misses.
Tree swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Tree counters with a three punch combo that has Kvadratichnie Schtaniki backing up. Kvadratichnie Schtaniki nods at Tree to acknowledge the strikes.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki throws a push kick but Tree slaps the foot to one side.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki throws a head kick but Tree moves out of range.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Tree has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Tree avoids the head kick by Kvadratichnie Schtaniki.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Gubka Bob Kvadratichnie Schtaniki dominated that round.
The cut man is working on The Tree's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.

Kvadratichnie Schtaniki scores with a three punch combo!
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki is looking to slow Tree down with leg kicks.
Tree is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Tree tries to bum rush Kvadratichnie Schtaniki with a series of wild strikes but Kvadratichnie Schtaniki uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki misses with a head kick.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Tree.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki scores with a leg kick.
Tree on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki swinging wildly here.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki connects with a high kick.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Tree counters with a one-two to the body.
Tree is breathing heavily.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Tree avoids a punch combination nicely.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki misses with a series of wild punches.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Danga de danga de dang - Tree scores with a four punch combination!
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki feints and then cracks Tree's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Tree down.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki looks to score with a jab to the body but Tree is just out of range.
Tree with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Kvadratichnie Schtaniki to score with a decent uppercut.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki throws the kick towards the body but Tree avoids it.
Tree's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Tree blocks a head kick by Kvadratichnie Schtaniki.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Tree cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki falls off balance throwing a combination
and Tree counters with a stiff right hand.
Gubka Bob Kvadratichnie Schtaniki is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki scores with a push kick.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki throws a head kick but Tree moves out of range.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki thuds his shin into the meat of Tree's side.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki throws a head kick that misses.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Kvadratichnie Schtaniki - that will leave a mark!
Tree avoids the body shot from Kvadratichnie Schtaniki.
Tree has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Kvadratichnie Schtaniki.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki with a nice cross.
That kick from Kvadratichnie Schtaniki tenderised Tree's leg. Tree is trying to keep his angry face on.
Tree takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Tree avoids the head kick by Kvadratichnie Schtaniki.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki throws a wild body kick that Tree sees coming a mile off.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki lands a head kick!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Tree throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Tree blocks a head kick by Kvadratichnie Schtaniki.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki lands a nice leg kick that just misses Tree's sensitive parts.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki throws a head kick but Tree moves out of range.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Kvadratichnie Schtaniki takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
A slapping leg kick lands for Kvadratichnie Schtaniki.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki swinging wildly here.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki throws a head kick that misses.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Tree.
Sloppy strikes from Tree. Those never looked like landing.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Tree can do to turn this around?
That kick from Kvadratichnie Schtaniki tenderised Tree's leg. Tree is trying to keep his angry face on.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Tree stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Kvadratichnie Schtaniki.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki closes the distance and lands a one-two.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki throws a series of punches but Tree moves out of range.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Tree takes a head kick and keeps coming.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki tries a head kick but it misses.
No joy there for Kvadratichnie Schtaniki, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki tries to bum rush Tree with a series of wild strikes but Tree uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki throws a head kick but Tree moves out of range.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki misses with a head kick.
Tree moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki throws a nice head kick!
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki lands a leg kick that knocks Tree off balance momentarily.
Tree moves out of range as Kvadratichnie Schtaniki throws a body kick.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki misses with a body shot.
Tree fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki ducks right into an uppercut from Tree.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki throws a sloppy head kick and Tree moves out of range easily.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Gubka Bob Kvadratichnie Schtaniki dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on The Tree's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. This is the final round!

Kvadratichnie Schtaniki throws a quick inside leg kick.
Tree misses with a two punch combination.
Tree avoids a kick to the body.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.
Tree looks to land a combination but Kvadratichnie Schtaniki avoids it well.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki misses with a wild body shot.
Tree doesn't manage to clinch there - Kvadratichnie Schtaniki circles away.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Tree's calf.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki throws a head kick that half lands.
Tree uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Kvadratichnie Schtaniki.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki lands with a slapping head kick.
Gubka Bob Kvadratichnie Schtaniki is winning the standup battle so far.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki throws a sloppy head kick and Tree moves out of range easily.
Tree blocks a head kick by Kvadratichnie Schtaniki.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki misses with a jab, cross combination.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
Tree has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki throws a leg kick which misses Tree's front leg but catches the back leg as Tree tries to avoid it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki looks for the body kick but Tree saw that one coming.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki is looking to slow Tree down with leg kicks.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki misses with a kick to the body.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki falls off balance throwing a combination
and Tree counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Kvadratichnie Schtaniki. Tree shrugs it off though.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki throws a series of punches but Tree moves out of range.
Tree takes a head kick and keeps coming.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki throws a series of punches but Tree avoids them all with ease.
Tree tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Kvadratichnie Schtaniki paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki throws a head kick that half lands.
Tree takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Good shot there by Kvadratichnie Schtaniki.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki misses with a two punch combination.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki avoids a punch combination nicely.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
Tree moves out of range of the body kick from Kvadratichnie Schtaniki.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki throws a head kick that misses.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki feints and then cracks Tree's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Tree down.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Tree moves out of range of the body kick.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki tries to land a front kick but Tree steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Some wild striking there from Tree.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki throws a combination that misses
and Tree counters with a stiff right hand.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki tries a head kick but it misses.
Tree misses with the combination.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki closes the distance and lands a one-two.
Tree is the more experienced fighter here and he's going to need to draw on some of that experience if he's going to pull this one out the bag.
Tree takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki falls off balance throwing a combination
and Tree counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
An inside leg kick lands from Kvadratichnie Schtaniki.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki lands with a kick to the ribs.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki lands with a nice body kick.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki tries a head kick but it misses.
Tree blocks a head kick by Kvadratichnie Schtaniki.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Tree was well out of range. Poor timing from Kvadratichnie Schtaniki.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki misses with a body kick.
Some wild striking there from Kvadratichnie Schtaniki.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Tree.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Tree.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki throws a head kick but Tree moves out of range.
Tree throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Gubka Bob Kvadratichnie Schtaniki is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki falls off balance throwing a combination
and Tree counters with a straight right hand.
Tree takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Tree manages to avoid it.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki connects with an inside leg kick.
A head kick misses from Kvadratichnie Schtaniki.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki connects with the punch.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
A head kick misses from Kvadratichnie Schtaniki.
Some wild striking there from Kvadratichnie Schtaniki.
The Tree has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Tree throws a wild combination but nothing lands.

And that's the end of the fight!
Gubka Bob Kvadratichnie Schtaniki showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Kvadratichnie Schtaniki has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Matti Vanhoillinen scores the fight for Gubka Bob Kvadratichnie Schtaniki!
Judge Arvi Lind scores the fight for Gubka Bob Kvadratichnie Schtaniki!
Judge Johanna Lukiainen scores the fight for Gubka Bob Kvadratichnie Schtaniki!

Gubka Bob Kvadratichnie Schtaniki wins by unanimous decision!