PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Jesus Christ (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Willie Pep (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Christ's entrance music is What if God Smoked Cannabis. A fine choice. Pep has chosen Spandau Ballet - Gold as his entrance music. Both these guys have solid standup skills and neither is particularly fantastic on the ground, so let's hope for a nice standup war!

Christ
vs
Pep

175 cm
20
147 lbs
2 - 2 - 0

165 cm
18
132 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Very strong

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

{GTI} - HGH Nutrients
{GTI} - HGH Nutrients

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Jesus Christ!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Willie Pep!
The judges for this bout are Albert Achterberg, Patrick Alders and Aafke Stam.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Pep changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Christ tries to avoid it but Pep manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Christ to the ground. Christ escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Christ scores with a body shot.
Pep throws a right and a left that Christ avoids nicely.
Pep throws a right hand that Christ ducks under and follows up with a left that Christ also avoids with ease.

Christ clinches up with Pep and pushes him back against the cage.
Christ lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Christ digs a right hand underneath Pep's ribcage. Pep let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Pep wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Pep looks gassed!
Pep tries to break the clinch but Christ is controlling the position.
Good body shot from Christ.
A shot in the inside from Christ.
A nice right hand lands inside from Christ.
Christ lands a nice shot to the body.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Still in the clinch, Christ scores with a nice short uppercut.

It looks like Willie Pep has been cut.
Pep's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Good body shot from Christ.
Christ lands a hook to the side of the head.
Christ lands a left hand that snaps the head of Pep backwards.
Christ lands a nice shot to the body.
Christ lands a shot to the body.
Christ lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
A right hook to the body lands for Christ.
Pep's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
A left hand lands to the body for Christ.
A short right from Christ on the inside.
A right hand to the body from Christ.
Christ lands a hook that snaps the head of Pep backwards.

That has opened up Willie Pep's cut even more.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Christ lands a body shot.
Christ softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Christ pushes Pep back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Christ.
Christ lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Christ.
A short left from Christ.
A short right from Christ on the inside.

Pep is rocked!
Christ lands with a left to the head.
A body shot lands from Christ.
Christ lands with a short shot to the head.
Christ keeps control of Pep as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Christ.
Christ works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Christ working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Pep wants to break the clinch but can't.
Christ softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Christ lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Christ scores with a hook to the body.
Christ slowing the pace effectively.
Christ lands a hook to the side of the head.
Christ lands a nice uppercut.
Christ lands a nice shot to the body.
Christ stalling.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Pep tries to throw a body punch but Christ avoids it by throwing Pep back against the cage.
Christ working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Christ scores with a shoulder strike.
A nice left hand lands by Christ.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Christ lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Pep wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Christ has Pep pressed against the cage.
Christ gets through Pep's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Christ lands a nice shot to the body.
Christ stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Christ pushes Pep back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Pep's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Christ presses Pep against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Christ content to slow the pace in the clinch.
Pep wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Christ lands a right hand that snaps the head of Pep backwards.
Christ cracks Pep with a nice body shot.
Christ has Pep pressed against the cage, preventing Pep from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Pep can't break the clinch.
Christ lands a body punch in the clinch.
Christ lands a nice shot to the body.
Christ lands a hook that snaps the head of Pep backwards.
Pep wants to get back to striking at distance but Christ won't allow it.
Good body shot from Christ.
Pep is trying to force a seperation but Christ has the dominant position.
Christ lands a hook that snaps the head of Pep backwards.
Pep has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Pep is trying to break the clinch but Christ has him pressed against the cage.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Christ lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Christ lands a nice shot to the body.
Christ is working Pep over against the cage.
Christ pushes Pep back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Christ lands a nice shot to the body.
Pep has had enough of the clinch but Christ keeps him there for the moment.
Christ gets through Pep's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Christ lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Pep backwards.
Christ lands a right hand.
Christ lands a nice shot to the body.
Christ works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Christ pushes Pep back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Pep wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Christ lands with a left to the head.
Christ lands a left hand.
Pep wants to break the clinch but can't.
Christ lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Pep wants to get back to striking at distance but Christ won't allow it.
Pep tries to pull guard but Christ holds him up against the cage and eventually Pep drops back down to his feet.
Christ lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Christ lands a hook that snaps the head of Pep backwards.
Christ holding his opponent close, against the cage.
Christ lands a nice uppercut.
Pep has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Christ working some nice short punches in the clinch.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Christ presses Pep against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
A right hand to the body from Christ.
Christ digs a right hand underneath Pep's ribcage. Pep let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Christ lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Pep backwards.
Pep wants to break free but Christ has control.
Pep has had enough of the clinch but Christ keeps him there for the moment.
Christ is leaning against Pep and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Christ scores with a hook to the body.
A left hand lands to the body for Christ.
Christ is working Pep over against the cage.
Pep is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Pep wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Christ keeps control of Pep as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
A nice right hand lands inside from Christ.
Christ lands a body punch.
Christ works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Pep wants to break free but Christ has control.
A frustrated look appears on Pep's face as he tries to break the clinch.
A right hook to the body lands for Christ.
Christ digs a right hand underneath Pep's ribcage. Pep let out a lung full of air as it connected.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Christ.
Christ lands with a short shot to the head.
Christ works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Christ lands on the inside with an uppercut.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
Pep can't break the clinch.
Nice body punch from Christ.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Jesus Christ dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Willie Pep's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

Pep slips a straight right by Christ.
Pep fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Pep fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Christ manages to avoid it.
Pep fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Christ looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Pep misses with a double jab.
Christ fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Pep looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Christ buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Christ sizes up Pep with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Christ tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Pep was well out of range. Poor timing from Christ.
Pep throws a nice looking combination but Christ bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A left and a right from Christ both land. Nice combination.
Pep takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Christ goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
Christ feints and then cracks Pep's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Pep down.
Christ lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Christ fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Christ is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Pep can do to turn this around?
Christ scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Willie Pep is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Christ swinging wildly here.
Christ throws a hard body shot but it just misses.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Pep is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Christ.
Christ misses with a looping left.

Christ closes the distance and clinches.
Pep has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Christ lands a body shot.
Christ presses Pep against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
A body shot lands from Christ.
A nice left hand lands by Christ.
Christ lands a left hand that snaps the head of Pep backwards.
Pep can't break the clinch.
A short right from Christ on the inside.
Christ stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Christ presses Pep against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Christ lands a shoulder strike.
A body shot lands from Christ.
Christ lands a left hand.
Christ softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Jesus Christ has scored more points in the clinch so far.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Christ prevents Pep from breaking the clinch.
Christ gets through Pep's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Christ throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Christ lands a body punch in the clinch.
A short body shot lands from Christ as the two fighters clinch.
A short left from Christ.
Christ lands a left hand.
Christ lands a body shot in the clinch.
Christ gets through Pep's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Christ is working Pep over against the cage.
A right hand to the body from Christ.
Pep is trying to break the clinch but Christ has him pressed against the cage.
Pep tries to pull guard but Christ holds him up against the cage and eventually Pep drops back down to his feet.
Christ working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Pep is trying to break free.
Pep is looking to break free of the clinch but Christ has double underhooks.
Christ lands a shot to the body.
Christ lands with a short shot to the head.
Christ lands a body shot.
A right handed body shot lands from Christ.
Christ throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
A shot in the inside from Christ.
Christ lands a nice uppercut.
Christ effectively controlling the action here.
Pep is looking to break free of the clinch but Christ has double underhooks.
Pep is trying to break the clinch but Christ has him pressed against the cage.
Christ lands a body shot in the clinch.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Pep wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Pep wants to get back to striking at distance but Christ won't allow it.
Christ lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Christ.
Christ lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Christ works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
A short uppercut from Christ.
Christ works on Pep's body with a couple of short punches.
Pep tries to circle away but Christ has him pinned against the cage.
Pep is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Christ.
Pep working hard to break the clinch.
A short uppercut from Christ.
Christ gets through Pep's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Christ stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Christ working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Pep has had enough of the clinch but Christ keeps him there for the moment.
Christ lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Christ working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Christ lands a shot to the body.
Pep is trying to break the clinch but Christ is controlling him.
Christ lands a body punch.
Pep has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Christ scores with a hook to the body.
Pep working hard to break the clinch.
Christ scores with a shot to the side of Pep's head.
Pep wants to get back to striking at distance but Christ won't allow it.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Jesus Christ dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Willie Pep's cut.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! Ladies and gentlemen, this is the final round!

Pep is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Pep slips a jab from Christ.
Christ moves out of range as Pep strikes.
Christ scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!
Christ swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Christ moves into range and connects with a jab.
Pep goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
Christ lands with a nice body punch.
Pep lands a jab to Christ's midsection.
Pep on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Pep misses with a double jab
and Christ counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
Pep has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Christ finds it's way round the side to connect with Pep's head.

Christ darts in and clinches Pep up against the cage.
Pep wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Christ has him pressed against the cage.
Pep wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Christ has him pressed against the cage.
The referee calls for Christ to work.
Christ prevents Pep from breaking the clinch.
Christ stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
A right handed body shot lands from Christ.
Christ scores with a nice hook to the head.
Christ lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Pep.
Christ lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Pep.
Christ lands a body shot in the clinch.
Christ cracks Pep with a nice body shot.
A shot in the inside from Christ.
Christ lands with a light punch inside.
Christ lands a shot to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Christ lands with a short shot to the head.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Christ scores with a nice hook to the head.
Pep is trying to break the clinch but Christ has him pressed against the cage.
Nice body punch from Christ - that landed with a thud.
Christ works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Christ lands with a right to the head.
Pep wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Christ lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Christ cracks Pep with a nice body shot.
Christ lands a hook to the side of the head.
A right hand to the body from Christ.
Christ lands on the inside with an uppercut.
A bit of stalling here from Christ.
Good body shot from Christ.
Pep wants to get back to striking at distance but Christ won't allow it.
Pep misses with a body punch.
Pep wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Christ throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Christ is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Pep wants to break the clinch but can't.
Christ lands a hook that snaps the head of Pep backwards.
Christ will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Pep up against the cage.
Pep can't break the clinch.
Nice body punch from Christ - that landed with a thud.
Nice body punch from Christ.
Christ lands a nice shot to the body.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A short right from Christ on the inside.
A short body shot lands from Christ as the two fighters clinch.
A short uppercut from Christ.
Christ lands on the inside with an uppercut.
A short uppercut from Christ.
Pep wants to break free but Christ has control.
Christ working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Christ digs a right hand into Pep's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Pep's gas tank.
Christ gets through Pep's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
A right hook to the body lands for Christ.
Christ digs a right hand underneath Pep's ribcage. Pep let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Christ keeps control of Pep as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Pep wants to get back to striking at distance but Christ won't allow it.
A short uppercut from Christ.
A nice left hand lands by Christ.
Christ lands a left hand.
Christ lands with a short shot to the head.
Christ has Pep pressed against the cage, preventing Pep from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
A right hand to the body from Christ.
A short uppercut from Christ.
Pep has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
A right hook to the body lands for Christ.
Christ keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Pep's efforts to push away.
Pep can't break the clinch.
Still in the clinch, Christ scores with a nice short uppercut.
Pep wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Christ has him pressed against the cage.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Christ lands a body shot.
Christ is pressed up against the cage. Pep has hold of a leg and is looking to drag Christ down to the mat. Christ avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance.
Pep misses with a double jab
and Christ counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Pep keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Pep misses with a combination
and Christ counters with a straight right hand.
Willie Pep has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Pep is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Christ dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Christ throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Pep.
Pep misses with a combination
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.

And that's the end of the fight!
Jesus Christ showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Christ has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Albert Achterberg scores the fight 30:26
Judge Patrick Alders scores the fight 30:26
Judge Aafke Stam scores the fight 30:24

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Jesus Christ!