PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Bart Simpson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Carlo Severus (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Carlo Severus was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Simpson
vs
Severus

188 cm
23
195 lbs
9 - 6 - 0

187 cm
25
200 lbs
8 - 4 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Dangerous knees
KO power

BJJ Purple Belt
World class MT
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 9 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Bart Simpson!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 8 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Carlo Severus!
The judges for this bout are Ian Loll, Yves DeLean and William Peck.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Simpson misses with a head kick.
Simpson tries to close the distance and clinch but Severus swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Severus doesn't manage to clinch there - Simpson circles away.
Simpson is looking to clinch but Severus is avoiding it.
Severus fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Severus lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Severus throws a body punch but Simpson moves out of range.
Simpson misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Simpson tries to close the distance and clinch but Severus swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Severus throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Severus jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Severus avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Simpson lands a nice looking kick to the body. Severus takes a step back to recover.
Severus scores with a nice head shot.
Good leg kick by Simpson there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Severus looks gassed!
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Simpson.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Simpson is looking to clinch but Severus is avoiding it.
Severus drops his hands momentarily and Simpson needs no second invitation. He sets himself and throws a perfect high kick, that clips Severus just on the top of the head. Severus drops like a sack of potatoes to the canvas, out cold! Oooooooh yeah! Stick a fork in Severus - he's done!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:44 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Bart Simpson!