PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Ned Schnidt (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Sledgehammer Abortion (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Schnidt comes to the ring accompanied by PHamous by Midi Mafia. Ned Schnidt could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Sledgehammer Abortion's chin.

Schnidt
vs
Abortion

199 cm
24
270 lbs
4 - 5 - 0

225 cm
19
260 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Solid boxing
Granite chin

BJJ Blue Belt
Decent boxing
Determined

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Ned Schnidt!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Sledgehammer Abortion!
The judges for this bout are Alec Ball, Yves DeLean and William Peck.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Schnidt tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Schnidt throws a right hand that Abortion ducks under and follows up with a left that Abortion also avoids with ease.
Abortion throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Abortion lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Schnidt circles away quickly and effectively.
Ned Schnidt seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Abortion slips a straight right by Schnidt.
Abortion is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.

Schnidt has managed to clinch.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Schnidt.
Schnidt lands an uppercut.
Schnidt lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Abortion wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.

Schnidt drops Abortion onto one knee with a big uppercut from the clinch! Abortion is propped up by the ropes and works his way back to his feet!

Abortion is rocked!
Schnidt pushes off and lands a massive hook that knocks Abortion out cold! The fight is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:38 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Ned Schnidt!