PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jesus Christ (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Gabriel Amaral (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Jesus Christ is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Christ
vs
Amaral

225 cm
18
300 lbs
1 - 2 - 0

188 cm
22
291 lbs
1 - 3 - 0

Good takedowns
Brawler
Intelligent

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Very confident

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Jesus Christ!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Gabriel Amaral!
The judges for this bout are Paulo Santos, Alexandre Firmino and Leandro Rodrigues.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Amaral throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Amaral misses with a kick to the body.
Christ shoots for a takedown but Amaral saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Amaral should think about turning a few of those tyres round his middle into muscle if he wants people to take him seriously as an athlete.

Christ scores with a takedown into Amaral's guard.
Christ won't allow Amaral to get back to his feet.
Christ will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
Christ lands a couple of elbows.
Christ trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Amaral is trying to stand up but he's not managed so far.
Christ chips away with some ground and pound.

Amaral is rocked!
Christ wants to control from the top but Amaral keeps moving.

Amaral is edging up against the cage. He's using the cage to get back to his feet. Nice work there - the fighters are clinched.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Christ prevents Amaral from breaking the clinch.
Amaral is looking to break free of the clinch but Christ has double underhooks.
We're hearing some news coming in from back stage. It's official - Amaral has eaten all the pies!
Amaral is looking to break free of the clinch but Christ has double underhooks.
Christ tries for a takedown but Amaral manages to get underhooks.
Christ tries to throw a body punch but Amaral avoids it by throwing Christ back against the cage.
Christ wants a takedown.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Jesus Christ. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Christ is breathing heavily.
Christ wants a takedown.
Amaral can't break the clinch.
Amaral wants to get back to striking at distance but Christ won't allow it.

Christ breaks from the clinch.
Nice sprawl there from Amaral as Christ shoots in.
Amaral throws a nice outside leg kick.
Amaral dips to his left and cracks Christ with an uppercut!
Amaral pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Amaral swats away the attempt to clinch by Christ.
Christ is looking to clinch.
Amaral throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Amaral is looking to land body kicks.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Amaral misses with a double jab.
Amaral scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!
Amaral will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Christ looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Amaral lands a nice shot to the body.
Amaral misses with a jab, cross combination.
Christ throws a leg kick but Amaral sees it coming and moves out of range.
Christ fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
No joy there for Amaral, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Christ shoots for a takedown but Amaral saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Jesus Christ seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.

Christ shoots in for a takedown and gets it. Let's see what he's got on the mat.
Amaral utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Christ with a flurry of punches that miss.
Amaral keeping moving, preventing Christ from controlling successfully.
Amaral keeping full guard, as Christ tries to pass.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Christ is working hard here to advance position.
Christ throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Amaral works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Christ in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Christ is intent on slowing down the pace of the fight, simply looking to control.

It looks like we're going to have a standup here. Neither fight is doing enough on the ground.
Christ tries for a takedown but Amaral sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Amaral fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Christ looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Amaral misses with a kick to the body.
A chopping leg kick lands by Amaral.
Amaral goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
Amaral swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Amaral throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Christ on the side of the head.
Amaral lands a jab-cross combination.

Christ scores with a nice takedown into half guard. Let's see what he's got on the ground.
Amaral wants to get back to his feet.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Ground and pound from Christ.
Christ thows a huge punch but Amaral dodges it nicely.
Christ thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
Christ not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Christ trying to control the action but Amaral is working from the bottom.
Amaral wants to get back to his feet.
Christ is looking to advance position but Amaral won't allow it.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Amaral wants to stand back up but Christ manages to pass into side control.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Amaral wants to get back to his feet but Christ drags him back down.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Jesus Christ dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!

Christ looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Amaral is fending him off so far but Christ persists. Nope, Amaral circles away and we're back to standing.
Christ is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Amaral.
Amaral displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
Amaral throws a wild body kick that Christ sees coming a mile off.
The fight stays on the outside here - Christ looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Amaral will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Christ takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Christ looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Amaral is fending him off so far but Christ persists. Nope, Amaral circles away and we're back to standing.
A nice combination there by Amaral.

Amaral gets caught flat footed, as Christ shoots in with a quick takedown into guard.
Amaral wants to stand but Christ is controlling the position.
Christ wants to pass the guard but Amaral is keeping the position.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Amaral keeping moving, preventing Christ from controlling successfully.
Christ postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head.
Amaral is breathing heavily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Christ stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Amaral swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Christ stays in close to Amaral's body and controls the position.
Christ throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Christ postures up and lands a big shot to Amaral's brow.
Christ working from the guard for now, landing some ground and pound.
Christ trying to pass the guard. He's being very persistent here but Amaral manages to land a sweep and now he's on top!
Christ looking to hit a scissor sweep but Amaral is one step ahead there.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Christ throws some sloppy strikes off his back.
Amaral trying to stand up but can't free himself from Christ's guard.
Christ tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Amaral trying to stand up but can't free himself from Christ's guard.

Neither fighter is doing enough for the referee's liking and he's decided to stand them back up.
Christ tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Amaral throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Christ stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Christ blocks a head kick by Amaral.
Christ fails with the takedown.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Jesus Christ. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Amaral getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Jesus Christ is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Christ fails to land the takedown.
Christ looks for a takedown but Amaral sprawls well.
Gabriel Amaral is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.

Christ changes levels and drives through with a really nice takedown into side control. Amaral looks really pissed at himself for not defending that better.
Jesus Christ overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Amaral is looking to work his way out of this bad position but Christ is controlling him well.
Amaral managing to avoid any damage from the strikes thrown by Christ.
Amaral is trying to escape and get back to his feet.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

It looks like we're going to have a standup here. Neither fight is doing enough on the ground.
Amaral tries to bum rush Christ with a series of wild strikes but Christ uses good footwork to avoid the assault.

Christ changes levels and drives through with a really nice takedown into side control. Amaral looks really pissed at himself for not defending that better.
Amaral trying to remain calm as Christ controls from the top position.
Amaral is putting a lot of effort into getting back to his feet here.
Amaral is using up a lot of energy trying to get back to his feet. Perhaps he should improve his position first.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Jesus Christ dominated that second round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. This is the final round!

Christ looking to shoot here. He's gone for it and he's landed a takedown into mount! Oh, that's bad for Amaral!
Amaral tries to buck Christ off but he can't manage it.
Amaral takes a big shot to the dome and his eyes have rolled back in his head! Christ's killer instinct has kicked in as he finishes the fight with more strikes. Impressive finish.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:31 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Jesus Christ!