PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Grande Mucho (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Hasim Bakalakadakastacka (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Mucho comes to the cage accompanied by You Dont Know - 50 Cent. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Mucho
vs
Bakalakadakastacka

180 cm
25
205 lbs
9 - 6 - 0

193 cm
23
212 lbs
3 - 1 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Counter striker
Very strong

Good takedowns
Counter striker
Determined

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 9 - 6 - 0, fighting out of London, Grande Mucho!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of London, Hasim Bakalakadakastacka!
The judges for this bout are James Glass, Donald Grub and Daniel Bishop.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bakalakadakastacka misses with a takedown attempt - Mucho sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Mucho tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
A shot to the liver by Mucho. Beautiful body shot.
A big right from Mucho misses.
Mucho stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Mucho wants it to stay on the feet.
Mucho fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Bakalakadakastacka on the side of the head.
Bakalakadakastacka closes the distance and clinches up with Mucho, looking for a takedown. Bakalakadakastacka pushes Mucho against the cage but Mucho circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Grande Mucho has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Hasim Bakalakadakastacka.
Bakalakadakastacka slips a jab from Mucho.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Mucho misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Bakalakadakastacka.
Mucho throws a hook but Bakalakadakastacka avoids it easily.
Mucho throws a series of punches but Bakalakadakastacka moves out of range.
Bakalakadakastacka closes this distance looking for a takedown but Mucho circles away.
Mucho with a jab.

Mucho clinches with his opponent.

Mucho breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Grande Mucho seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.

Mucho fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Bakalakadakastacka, pushing him back against the cage.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Mucho breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.

Mucho clinches up with Bakalakadakastacka and pushes him back against the cage.

Mucho manages to break the clinch.
Mucho uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Bakalakadakastacka has time to react.
Mucho lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Bakalakadakastacka shoots in looking for a takedown but Mucho manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Bakalakadakastacka's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.
Mucho scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Bakalakadakastacka moves out of range as Mucho strikes.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Mucho finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Mucho lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.

It looks like Hasim Bakalakadakastacka has been cut.
Both fighters are looking to counter, which isn't making for the most exciting fight in the world.
Mucho lands a nice hook to Bakalakadakastacka's body. Bakalakadakastacka takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Bakalakadakastacka looks gassed!
Bakalakadakastacka tries to clinch but Mucho moves away
and Mucho cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.

Mucho lands a big uppercut and Bakalakadakastacka crumbles to the floor! The ref thinks about stopping the fight but Bakalakadakastacka looks OK. Mucho waves Bakalakadakastacka back to his feet!

Bakalakadakastacka is rocked!
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
No joy there for Mucho, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Bakalakadakastacka is wiping some vaseline out of his eye. Mucho doesn't give a rats ass about fair play and cracks him with a massive hook to the side of the head! Bakalakadakastacka crumples to the floor out cold! The cornerman is going to be in Bakalakadakastacka's bad books for that mishap!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:02 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Grande Mucho!