PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Krusty Klown (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Chuck White (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Klown might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Throw up ya gunz. Rumors backstage are that the fighters have been paid to keep it standing but we know that would never happen in MMA!

Klown
vs
White

185 cm
26
155 lbs
11 - 9 - 0

176 cm
27
155 lbs
3 - 1 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Very strong

Olympic wrestler
Decent boxing
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 11 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Krusty Klown!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Chuck White!
The judges for this bout are Yasuomi Hirokawa, Shigeki Sano and Yuuki Gou.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Klown throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Klown lands a two punch combo.
White throws a hook to the side of Klown's head but Klown sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Klown uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by White.

Klown gets caught on his heels momentarily as he allows White to score an easy takedown into full guard.
White showing good wrestling skills to control the position.
White trying to control the position from guard on top but Klown is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Klown really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.

White got a little sloppy there for a moment and Klown has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, White has managed to get both his arms back between Klown's legs - danger averted.
White preventing the sweep.
Klown is trying to keep White in close.
White working in close now, lands a nice elbow to the side of Klown's head.
White postures up.

That's one minute gone in the round.
White preventing the sweep.
Klown preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
White working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Klown is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
White tries to free his leg and advance position but Klown is retaining full guard.
Klown looking to control the pace of the fight rather than finish it.
White pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Klown is keeping the position for now.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
White throws and elbow that misses. Klown uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in White's guard. Nice move by Klown!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Klown won't allow White to sweep him here.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
White pulls Klown in to control the position.
Both fighters really going for it on the ground here!
White manages to land a sweep and now he's in mount on top!
White looking to finish Klown with some ground and pound. This is bad for Klown!
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Klown working to try and regain half guard.
Klown takes a big shot to the head but keeps on trying to improve his position.
The crowd growing excited in anticipation of a finish here! Right on cue, White cracks his opponent with a massive right hand that draws loud cheers!
White looking to control but Klown is working nicely, looking to advance position himself.
Klown regains half guard.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Klown trying to control here.
Klown tries to get to full guard but White has control of the leg.
White working over Klown with some ground and pound. Klown looks like he wants out of this position, which is understandable.
White is controlling the pace.
White trying to mount his opponent but Klown defends it.
White wants to take a breather but Klown is having none of it.
Klown is looking for a sweep. White is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Klown wants to control but White is keeping busy.
White tries to pass the half guard into mount. Klown knows what he's doing though and prevents the attempt.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
White is keeping good posture, landing some ground and pound.
White trying to control the action but Klown is working from the bottom.
White controlling the action here.
Klown is trying to defend against the ground and pound but White scores with a couple of nice shots.
Klown trying to hold on to White's head to control him but White postures up.
White missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Klown is trying to maintain the position but White is very close to passing his half guard.
White is looking to take a break and control but Klown is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Chuck White dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

Klown fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
White looks to land a right hand but Klown moved out of range.
Klown slips a jab from White.
No joy there for Klown, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Klown misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from White.
No joy there for Klown, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Klown misses with a few strikes there.
Klown scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.

White scores with a nice takedown into half guard. Let's see what he's got on the ground.
Klown is looking for a sweep. White is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Klown is working for an escape here. He's hooked one of White's legs and he's managed to sneak out and take White's back!
Klown trying desperately to keep hold of the dominant position.
Klown is hanging on to White's back as he tries to escape.
White breaks Klown's hooks off and manages to turn into his guard.
Klown looking for a sweep. Not yet Klown, not yet.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Whiteis looking to pass into half guard but Klown pushes him away with his feet and jumps on top - now Klown is in guard.
Klown controlling from the guard. I say controlling but really, he's stalling.
A real slowdown in the pace of the fight for a moment, as White holds on and takes a little breather.
Klown passes White's left leg - he's now in half guard.
White is trying to get back to full guard.
Klown trying to control the pace.
White wants to control but Klown is keeping busy.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Klown sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. White defending well though.
White trying to control here.
The referee is asking the fighters to pick up the pace.
White slips a foot under and gets full guard. Nice work.
White working a defensive guard here.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now White is on top in guard.
Klown utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Klown avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
White loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
White trying to control but Klown is working from the bottom.
White throwing strikes from guard but Klown blocks nicely.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
White trying to control but Klown is working from the bottom.
White missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Klown not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
White pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Klown is keeping the position for now.
White chips away with some ground and pound.
White trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
White wants to control from the top but Klown keeps moving.
White stopping the sweep attempt from Klown.
Klown is trying to keep White in close.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
White is working Klown over from the guard. He should look to pass the guard and do a little more damage with these strikes.
Klown looking to control.
White in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
White is pushing down on Klown's leg trying to pass to half guard. Klown is fighting to maintain full guard but White has managed to sneak the leg through.
Klown trying to control here.
The fighters are battling for position here. Klown manages to regain full guard. Nice work.
Klown looking to control.
Klown is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells White's corner. There ya go! There ya go!
White throws a strike but Klown rolls with it and manages to sweep. Now he's in guard on top.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Chuck White showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. And we move into the final round!

White gets the takedown into side control.
Sloppy strikes there by White.
Klown wants to control but White postures up.
Klown taking a bit of punishment here - White scoring with strikes.
White cracks Klown with a big right hand but Klown just smiles back at him and invites him to have another go.
White misses with an attempted head punch from side control.
Klown avoids any damage from the ground and pound of White.
White scoring with punches from side control.
Klown is trying to improve his position.
White postures up a little and throws a couple of hammerfists but they don't connect properly.
White is looking to take a break and control but Klown is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.

That's one minute gone in the round.
White moving around in side mount but really he's just happy to control for now.
Klown can't do much from the bottom here.
Klown parries the strikes from White easily there. White is wary of posturing up too much because it might enable Klown to escape.
White throws a knee to the body but it doesn't do much damage.
White trying to control the position but Klown is working away.
White working the ground and pound.
White wants to lay and pray for a moment but Klown keeps working.
White scores with a couple of short elbows.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
You can see the frustration on Klown's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.
White in side control lands a decent elbow.
White tries to land with some ground and pound but misses.
White working the ground and pound from side control.
White is putting a hurting on Klown here, landing some big shots from side control.
White wants to lay and pray for a moment but Klown keeps working.
Klown gets one leg under and gets the fight to half guard.
White is looking to advance position but Klown won't allow it.

Klown looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
White is looking to take a break and control but Klown is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
White is scoring with some nice ground and pound from the dominant position.
White is working hard to pass the guard. He's done it - he's now in full mount! Trouble for Klown!
Klown takes a big shot to the head but keeps on trying to improve his position.
White wants to control the pace but Klown is squirming around nicely.
A nice elbow there by White.
White scoring with strikes but Klown is staying in there.
White landing punches.
White postures up and cracks his opponent a couple of times before moving back into close ground control. Klown looks a forlorn figure.
White prevents Klown from getting the reversal.
White takes a little breather and maintains the position. The referee will be looking for him to stay active from such a dominant position though.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Klown is writhing around trying to get back to his feet.

White is in full mount, looking to secure a guillotine but Klown is surviving well by controlling White's body position as best he can.
White in mount throwing good strikes here, bouncing his opponent's head off the canvas.
BOOM! White connects with a massive shot to the dome!
White scoring with strikes but Klown is staying in there.

Klown is rocked!
Klown is writhing around trying to get back to his feet.
Oh Klown is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!
White cracks Klown with a big head shot that has him covering up instantly! He's rolled onto his side and the referee has seen enough - this one is aaaaaaaaaaall over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:57 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Chuck White!