PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Mitch Stinkman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Josh King (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Stinkman comes to the cage accompanied by You Bitches Love To Get Fucked In The Ass. Mitch Stinkman had a look across the cage there at his opponent. He definitely means business

Stinkman
vs
King

190 cm
25
285 lbs
3 - 0 - 0

180 cm
25
300 lbs
1 - 2 - 0

Powerful takedowns
Basic striking
Very strong

Good wrestler
Basic striking
Determined

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Mitch Stinkman!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Josh King!
The judges for this bout are , and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Some wild striking there from Stinkman.

King shoots in and gets a takedown into half guard. King showed some decent athleticism there.

Stinkman looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
Stinkman trying to control but King postures up.
King is looking to advance position but Stinkman won't allow it.
King working the head and body with strikes.

Stinkman looking for submissions off his back.

Stinkman looking for submissions off his back.
King working over Stinkman with some ground and pound. Stinkman looks like he wants out of this position, which is understandable.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Nice strikes from King there.
Stinkman on the receiving end of some nice ground and pound.
King not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Stinkman missing with punches from the bottom.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
King lands with a punch from half guard.

Stinkman looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
Stinkman is trying to defend against the ground and pound but King scores with a couple of nice shots.
King seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime.

Stinkman is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but King pulls his head out easily.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
King landing with strikes to the body and head, softening up his opponent.
King working over Stinkman with some ground and pound. Stinkman looks like he wants out of this position, which is understandable.

The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Stinkman is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but King pulls his head out easily.
King scoring with strikes to the body and head.
Stinkman is looking to escape.
Stinkman slips a foot under and gets full guard. Nice work.

Stinkman isolates an arm and boxes in a triangle. King stacks Stinkman on his neck as he steps over and passes to the side. He's now in a much more dominant position where he can look to do some serious damage. Nice move by King!
Stinkman misses with an elbow from the bottom.
Stinkman takes a big shot right to the temple there but he's taken it well.
King controlling the position from side mount.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
King lands a knee to the body and follows it up with some ground and pound to the head. That will wear Stinkman down.
Stinkman can't do much from the bottom here.
King is chipping away with strikes.
Stinkman gets back to half guard.
Stinkman missing with punches from the bottom.
King lands with a punch from half guard.

Stinkman looking for submissions off his back.
Stinkman works his way to full guard. Good work.
King really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Stinkman. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Stinkman has his foot on King's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. King works his way back into a safe position though.
King wants to control from the top but Stinkman keeps moving.
King is working the ground and pound from guard. He might want to try advancing position though to get more of an impact.

Stinkman looking for a guillotine here but King defends easily.

Stinkman looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
Stinkman is breathing heavily.
King scoring with punches to the head and body.

Stinkman throws his legs up looking to secure a triangle. Oh, that looks pretty tight, I gotta say! King escapes and throws Stinkman's legs to the side, diving into side control!
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Josh King dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!

King misses with a series of wild punches.
Stinkman throws a shot from downtown. King moves away and avoids it.
Stinkman misses with a straight right.
Stinkman is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by King.
King misses the shot to the body.
Josh King is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Stinkman looks to throw the jab but King is out of range.
King throws a right and a left that both miss.
King throws a combination that misses
and Stinkman counters with a lovely straight right hand!
King blocks a jab.
King ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Stinkman moves away.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Stinkman uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by King.
Stinkman ducks under a wild hook from King.

Stinkman closes the distance and clinches up, looking for a takedown. He shifts his weight and gets a nice trip into half guard.
King is trying to defend against the ground and pound but Stinkman scores with a couple of nice shots.
Stinkman throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Stinkman sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. King defending well though.

That's one minute gone in the round.
King is trying to maintain the position but Stinkman is very close to passing his half guard.
Stinkman missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Stinkman thows a huge punch but King dodges it nicely.

King looking for subs from the bottom but Stinkman mounts him!
King just holding on.
Stinkman looking to finish with strikes here!
King tries to lock up and control but Stinkman gives him a forearm to the face and pushes him away.
Stinkman throwing shots from mount but they're not landing.
King tries to hold on but Stinkman pushes him away.
We're hearing some news coming in from back stage. It's official - King has eaten all the pies!
King is trying to escape the mount.
Poor strikes thrown by Stinkman there. More accuracy and less frantic strikes would help!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Stinkman misses with a head shot.
King working to try and regain half guard.
King is breathing heavily.
Stinkman scores with a couple of good head shots there.
King is working to get back to half guard.
Stinkman throwing sloppy strikes, which aren't doing any damage.
Stinkman unloads with some shots from mount but King bucks and avoids them well.
Stinkman misses with a series of strikes from mount. He'll no doubt be working on his ground and pound when he gets back to the gym.
King blocking the ground and pound.
Stinkman thowing strikes but they're hitting the gloves, not doing any damage.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Stinkman tries to control but King wriggling away.
Stinkman sends his fist crashing into the mat - the crowd let out a collective ooooooh. Let's hope he's not broken it!
Stinkman throws an elbow from mount that misses. Lucky escape for King because Stinkman loaded up on that one.
King can't escape the position.
Stinkman misses with a head shot.
King blocking the ground and pound.
King is in a horrible position here, under a barrage of strikes, he's managing to avoid any damage.
Stinkman has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Stinkman punching from mount but King doing a good job of avoiding damage.
Stinkman thowing shots but they're missing.
We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if King can do anything to dispel that myth.
Stinkman trying to control but King is having none of it.
Stinkman throws some wild stikes that King manages to avoid easily.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Stinkman sends his fist crashing into the mat - the crowd let out a collective ooooooh. Let's hope he's not broken it!
King is trying to escape the mount.
Stinkman punching from mount but King doing a good job of avoiding damage.
Poor strikes thrown by Stinkman there. More accuracy and less frantic strikes would help!
King holding onto his opponent's waist for dear life, as Stinkman tries to land some strikes to get him to release his grip.
Stinkman throwing sloppy strikes, which aren't doing any damage.
Stinkman thowing shots but they're missing.
King is desperately trying to get back to half guard.
King tries to hold on but Stinkman postures up.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Mitch Stinkman dominated that second round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! This is the final round!

King misses with a two punch combination.
King swings for the body but Stinkman moves out of range.
King will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Stinkman is looking to land body kicks.
Stinkman lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
King swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Stinkman uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before King has time to react.

King gets a takedown into half guard.

Stinkman looking for submissions off his back.
Stinkman wants to control but King is keeping busy and won't allow it.

Stinkman actively working from the bottom here.

That's one minute gone in the round.
King is nestled in close to Stinkman, controlling him well. He's worked in a nice elbow to the side of the head as well, for good measure.

Stinkman looking for submissions off his back.

Stinkman is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but King pulls his head out easily.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Stinkman is not content to let King control the position.
The fighters are battling for position here. Stinkman manages to regain full guard. Nice work.

Stinkman working for a triangle but King defends it easily.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

Stinkman looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Stinkman keeping full guard, as King tries to pass.

King avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
King content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
King looking to pass the guard.

Stinkman is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
King looking to sit in guard and control but Stinkman gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Stinkman accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
King is looking to get back to his feet but can't, whilst Stinkman is controlling him.
Stinkman working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
King preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Stinkman postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
King wants to sweep but no luck.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Stinkman wants to pass the guard but King is keeping the position.
King doesn't do any damage with a couple of strikes from the bottom.
King working a defensive guard but Stinkman manages to pass into side control anyway.
The strikes coming from Stinkman are missing the target in this wave of attacks.
King tries to bench press Stinkman off him but Stinkman keeps the position.
Stinkman tries to land with some ground and pound but misses.
The strikes coming from Stinkman are missing the target in this wave of attacks.
Mitch Stinkman overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
King struggling a bit here.
Stinkman misses with an attempted head punch from side control.

And that's the end of the fight!
Mitch Stinkman showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Stinkman has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Andi Peters scores the fight 29:28
Judge Gordon Ramsey scores the fight 29:28
Judge Frank Skinner scores the fight 29:28

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Mitch Stinkman!