PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Teemu Tuominen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Gubka Bob Kvadratichnie Schtaniki (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Kvadratichnie Schtaniki is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Sinister - Leviathan. Gubka Bob Kvadratichnie Schtaniki is the more experienced fighter, so let's see if that makes a difference tonight.

Tuominen
vs
Bob Kvadratichnie Schtaniki

195 cm
25
210 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

190 cm
19
211 lbs
1 - 1 - 0

Decent wrestler
Solid boxing
Good chin

BJJ Blue Belt
Good kicks
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Teemu Tuominen!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Gubka Bob Kvadratichnie Schtaniki!
The judges for this bout are Roosa Järviläinen, Ben Zyskovitsi and Johanna Lukiainen.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Tuominen shoots in for a takedown from distance. He catches Kvadratichnie Schtaniki napping and manages to drive through into side control!
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki tries to escape but Tuominen is in control.
Tuominen wants to take a breather but Kvadratichnie Schtaniki manages to regain guard - a lesson learnt for Tuominen.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki has a closed guard, preventing Tuominen from standing up.

Kvadratichnie Schtaniki is edging up against the cage. He's using the cage to get back to his feet. Nice work there - the fighters are clinched.
Tuominen has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki is pressed up against the cage. Tuominen has hold of a leg and is looking to drag Kvadratichnie Schtaniki down to the mat. Kvadratichnie Schtaniki avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki goes for a high kick. It partially lands.

It looks like Teemu Tuominen has been cut.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Tuominen misses with a low kick.

Tuominen clinches up with Kvadratichnie Schtaniki and pushes him back against the cage.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki wants to break free but Tuominen has control.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki tries to circle away but Tuominen has him pinned against the cage.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki wants to get back to striking at distance but Tuominen won't allow it.
Tuominen is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Tuominen has him pressed against the cage.
Tuominen looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Tuominen prevents Kvadratichnie Schtaniki from breaking the clinch.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki is trying to break the clinch but Tuominen has him pressed against the cage.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki can't break the clinch.
Tuominen drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Kvadratichnie Schtaniki gets the underhooks and prevents it.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki managing to block the knees to the body from Tuominen.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki keeps control of Tuominen as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.
Tuominen with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Tuominen drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Teemu Tuominen. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Tuominen tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Kvadratichnie Schtaniki just stands there and leans against the cage.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki wants to break the clinch but can't.
Tuominen jumps guard but Kvadratichnie Schtaniki stands there with Tuominen around his waist. Tuominen gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki is trying to break free.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki is trying to break the clinch but Tuominen is controlling him.
Tuominen drops down looking for an ankle pick but Kvadratichnie Schtaniki pulls his leg out and moves away.
Tuominen takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
Gubka Bob Kvadratichnie Schtaniki is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Tuominen is breathing heavily.

Kvadratichnie Schtaniki throws a head kick that lands with a deafening thwack! The crowd roars as Tuominen stumbles backwards and falls to the mat. Kvadratichnie Schtaniki follows into mount!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki trying to control but he's not successful this time.
Tuominen on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Tuominen tries to get out of the position.
Tuominen tries to hold on but Kvadratichnie Schtaniki postures up.

Kvadratichnie Schtaniki stands up from the dominant position, so we're back on the feet.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki throws a head kick that half lands.

Teemu Tuominen's cut is getting worse.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Kvadratichnie Schtaniki. Tuominen shrugs it off though.

Kvadratichnie Schtaniki lands a head kick that stumbles Tuominen and the fighters go to the mat.

Tuominen is rocked!
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

Tuominen is working an open guard so Kvadratichnie Schtaniki takes the opportunity to get back to his feet.
Oh Tuominen is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki connects with a superb combination that knocks Tuominen out cold! The referee charges across the mat and tackles Kvadratichnie Schtaniki before he can land any more shots to the unconscious Tuominen!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:40 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Gubka Bob Kvadratichnie Schtaniki!