PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between FiveX Carwin (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jon Doe (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Carwin comes into the arena with big hands blaring out of the sound system. The crowd seem to be enjoying Doe's choice of entrance music: whatsername, and does she remember my name?. Doe has a pretty significant injury - he really shouldn't be fighting right now but he's a warrior and he's here none the less! Jon Doe acknowledges the crowd's support as he enters the cage.

Carwin
vs
Doe

166 cm
27
289 lbs
15 - 6 - 0

193 cm
28
245 lbs
28 - 9 - 0

Good wrestling
Decent elbows
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Good kicks
Good gas tank

MADE IN GERMANY
MADE IN GERMANY

MADE IN GERMANY
Eagle Egg Nutrients

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 15 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, FiveX Carwin!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 28 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Jon Doe!
The judges for this bout are Chris Downing, Tiny Johnson and Robert Twigg.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Carwin doesn't manage to clinch there - Doe circles away.
Doe looks gassed!
Doe swats away the attempt to clinch by Carwin.
Carwin tries to close the distance and clinch but Doe swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Carwin misses with a few strikes there.
Carwin rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Doe moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Carwin fails in his attempt to clinch.
Carwin throws a nice looking combination but Doe bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Carwin misses with the combination.
Doe swats away the attempt to clinch by Carwin.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Doe keeps the fight on the outside.
Carwin throws a push kick but Doe slaps the foot to one side.
Some wild striking there from Carwin.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Doe dodges the punch combination from Carwin.
Carwin moves in looking to clinch but Doe pushes him off.
Carwin will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Doe keeps the fight on the outside.
Doe keeps the fight on the outside.
Carwin fails to land with a series of punches.
Carwin wants to clinch up but Doe keeps it at a distance.
Carwin throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Doe.
Carwin throws a nice looking combination but Doe bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Some wild striking there from Carwin.
Doe swats away the attempt to clinch by Carwin.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Carwin throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Doe.
Doe takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Carwin looks to land a combination but Doe avoids it well.
Carwin tries to clinch but Doe moves out of range.
Carwin is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Carwin rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Doe moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Carwin throws a right and a left that Doe avoids nicely.
Carwin will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Doe slips a jab and a cross from Carwin.
Carwin fails in his attempt to clinch.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Carwin misses with the combination.
Carwin misses with a double jab.
Carwin wants to clinch up but Doe keeps it at a distance.
Doe tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
The fight stays on the outside here - Carwin looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
No joy there for Carwin, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Carwin wants to clinch.
A big right from Carwin misses.
Doe keeps the fight on the outside.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Doe misses the jab.
A punch combination from Carwin misses.
Carwin lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.
A punch combination from Carwin misses.
Carwin tries to clinch there but Doe circles away.
The fight stays on the outside here - Carwin looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Carwin tries to bum rush Doe with a series of wild strikes but Doe uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Carwin tries to close the distance and clinch but Doe swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Carwin will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Carwin throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Doe circles away from the clinch attempt.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

FiveX Carwin dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.

Carwin lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Doe circles away quickly and effectively.
Doe misses with an uppercut.
Carwin tries to clinch but Doe moves out of range.
Carwin is looking to clinch.
Carwin wants to clinch up but Doe keeps it at a distance.
Carwin tries to clinch but Doe moves out of range.
Carwin misses with a two punch combination.
Sloppy strikes from Carwin. Those never looked like landing.
Carwin misses with the combination.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Carwin wants to clinch up but Doe keeps it at a distance.
Sloppy strikes from Carwin. Those never looked like landing.
Carwin avoids the head kick by Doe.
FiveX Carwin seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Doe is breathing heavily.
Carwin misses with a jab, cross combination.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Carwin tries to clinch but Doe is having none of it.
Carwin tries to clinch there but Doe circles away.
A punch combination from Carwin misses.
Carwin throws a right hand that Doe ducks under and follows up with a left that Doe also avoids with ease.
Carwin tries to clinch up but Doe circles away and keeps his distance.
A punch combination from Carwin misses.
Carwin fails with an attempt to clinch.
Carwin misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
A combination from Carwin does no damage.
Carwin wants to clinch.
Carwin fails in his attempt to clinch.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
Carwin tries to close the distance and clinch but Doe swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Carwin misses with a jab, cross combination.
Carwin is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Carwin wants to clinch up but Doe keeps it at a distance.
Carwin throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
FiveX Carwin is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Doe avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Carwin tries to clinch there but Doe circles away.
The fight stays on the outside here - Carwin looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Carwin tries to close the distance and clinch but Doe swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Doe swats away the attempt to clinch by Carwin.
Carwin looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Carwin wants to clinch.
Carwin tries to close the distance and clinch up but Doe swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Carwin tries to clinch but Doe moves out of range.
Carwin throws a lazy head kick
and Doe counters with a nice uppercut.
Carwin wants to clinch.
Carwin misses with the combination.
Doe swats away the attempt to clinch by Carwin.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Carwin throws a series of punches but Doe avoids them all with ease.
Doe swats away the attempt to clinch by Carwin.
Carwin will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Carwin tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in the close the distance. Doe manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Carwin tries to clinch up
and Carwin takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Carwin lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Doe circles away quickly and effectively.
Carwin misses with a jab, cross combination.
Carwin tries to clinch but Doe moves away
and Carwin takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Doe keeps the fight on the outside.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Jon Doe showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! Let's get this one finished - here comes the final round!

Doe avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Carwin tries to clinch but Doe moves away
and Doe counters with a one-two to the body.
Carwin tries to clinch up but Doe circles away and keeps his distance.
Carwin moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.
Doe circles away from the clinch attempt.
Carwin lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Doe circles away quickly and effectively.
Carwin tries to bum rush Doe with a series of wild strikes but Doe uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Doe keeps the fight on the outside.
Carwin misses with a two punch combination.
Carwin wants to clinch
and Doe counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Doe takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Carwin throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Carwin swinging wildly here.
Carwin has not gone for a single takedown so far in this fight, which seems like a very strange tactic when you consider that he has the superior wrestling and BJJ.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Carwin avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Carwin throws a right and a left that both miss.
Carwin tries to close the distance and clinch but Doe swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
The fight stays on the outside here - Carwin looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Doe throws a big shot that misses.
Carwin tries to clinch but Doe moves away
and Doe counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Carwin looks to land a combination but Doe avoids it well.
Carwin scores with a jab to the head.
Carwin wants to clinch
and Doe counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Carwin misses with a double jab.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Doe keeps the fight on the outside.
Carwin swinging wildly here.
The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky.
Carwin tries to bum rush Doe with a series of wild strikes but Doe uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Carwin tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Doe avoids a punch combination nicely.
Doe showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Carwin.
Doe is looking to score with low kicks.
Doe showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Carwin.
Carwin rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Doe moves out of range and avoids them all easily.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Doe keeps the fight on the outside.
Carwin tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Carwin fails with an attempt to clinch.
Carwin misses with the combination.
Carwin looks to clinch
and Doe connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Carwin fails with an attempt to clinch.
Carwin throws a leg kick that misses.
A punch combination from Carwin misses.
Doe showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Carwin.
Carwin lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Carwin.
Sloppy strikes from Carwin. Those never looked like landing.
Doe dodges the punch combination from Carwin.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Carwin tries to clinch up but Doe circles away and keeps his distance.
Carwin misses with a double jab
and Carwin takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Doe bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Doe has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Carwin fails in his attempt to clinch.
Carwin tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in the close the distance. Doe manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Carwin throws a right hand that Doe ducks under and follows up with a left that Doe also avoids with ease.
Carwin misses with a two punch combination.
Carwin tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in the close the distance. Doe manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Carwin is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Carwin misses with a few strikes there.

And that's the end of the fight!
FiveX Carwin showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Carwin has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Chris Downing scores the fight 29:28
Judge Tiny Johnson scores the fight 29:28
Judge Robert Twigg scores the fight 29:28

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... FiveX Carwin!