PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Roscoe P Coltrane (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Sizzla Kalonji (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Kalonji has chosen Rasta Man Don't Apologize to No Batty Boy as his entrance music. Both fighter's entrance songs getting the crowd jumping here.

P Coltrane
vs
Kalonji

195 cm
21
190 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

190 cm
20
190 lbs
2 - 2 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent MT
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Roscoe P Coltrane!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Sizzla Kalonji!
The judges for this bout are Seu Braga, Luis Engracia and Alexandre Firmino.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Kalonji is looking to land body kicks.
Kalonji misses with a kick to the body.

P Coltrane is looking for a takedown here. He's shot in and has managed to get it, finishing up in Kalonji's half guard.
P Coltrane working some ground and pound from close in. He's looking to maintain this position and strike for a while by the looks of things... although he'll probably advance to full mount in a minute now I've said that.
P Coltrane prevents Kalonji from standing back up.
P Coltrane frees up his trapped foot and advances to mount.
P Coltrane prevents Kalonji from getting the reversal.
Kalonji slips a leg in and gets back to half guard.
Kalonji wants to get back to his feet.
P Coltrane thows a huge punch but Kalonji dodges it nicely.
Nice strikes from P Coltrane there.
P Coltrane prevents Kalonji from improving his position.
P Coltrane not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Kalonji trying to hold on to P Coltrane's head to control him but P Coltrane postures up.

Kalonji manages to escape and get back to his feet!

That's one minute gone in the round.
Kalonji takes a body punch but keeps moving.
P Coltrane throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
A left lands for P Coltrane.
P Coltrane blocks a head kick by Kalonji.
P Coltrane swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Kalonji takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Kalonji takes a shot right to the bread basket.
P Coltrane avoids the head kick by Kalonji.
Kalonji looks gassed!
Decent striking displayed by P Coltrane there.
P Coltrane lands a nice shot to the body.
P Coltrane fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Kalonji has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from P Coltrane finds it's way round the side to connect with Kalonji's head.
P Coltrane lands with a right hand.

Kalonji is rocked!
P Coltrane lands a jab to Kalonji's midsection.
Kalonji is still on wobbly legs! Can P Coltrane finish him?
P Coltrane jabs at Kalonji's body.
Kalonji seems to have recovered his senses.

P Coltrane shoots in for a takedown and gets it. Let's see what he's got on the mat.
P Coltrane postures up and lands a big shot to Kalonji's brow.
P Coltrane stands up over Kalonji, holding his feet. He dives back in and lands a decent shot to the head.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Kalonji is trying to keep P Coltrane in close.

P Coltrane got a little sloppy there for a moment and Kalonji has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, P Coltrane has managed to get both his arms back between Kalonji's legs - danger averted.
Both fighters really going for it on the ground here!
P Coltrane won't allow Kalonji to get back to his feet.
P Coltrane forces his way into half guard.
P Coltrane slips a nice elbow through Kalonji's hands, connecting with Kalonji's forehead.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
P Coltrane lands with an elbow from half guard - that looked like it hurt.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
P Coltrane seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime.
P Coltrane has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Kalonji won't allow P Coltrane to pass to mount.
Kalonji trying to control but P Coltrane postures up.
P Coltrane lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears.
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. P Coltrane connects with a nice short shot to Kalonji's temple.
Kalonji is looking to control P Coltrane's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can Kalonji avoid being mounted?
Kalonji is looking to escape.
Kalonji is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Kalonji is persisting with the attempt to improve his position.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
P Coltrane working over Kalonji with some ground and pound. Kalonji looks like he wants out of this position, which is understandable.
P Coltrane is nestled in close to Kalonji, controlling him well. He's worked in a nice elbow to the side of the head as well, for good measure.
Kalonji is trying to stand up here but P Coltrane is controlling him well.
Kalonji is trying to maintain the position but P Coltrane is very close to passing his half guard.
P Coltrane slips a nice elbow through Kalonji's hands, connecting with Kalonji's forehead.
P Coltrane trying to control from half guard but Kalonji is working away.
Kalonji moves his hips nicely and gets into full guard.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells P Coltrane's corner. There ya go! There ya go!
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Kalonji not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
P Coltrane scores with a decent looking elbow strike.
P Coltrane trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
P Coltrane chips away with some ground and pound.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Roscoe P Coltrane dominated that round.
That's time! P Coltrane's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Kalonji swings away with a leg kick that misses.
P Coltrane connects with a looping right hand.
Kalonji displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as P Coltrane throws out the jab.
P Coltrane dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
P Coltrane fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Kalonji looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Roscoe P Coltrane seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Kalonji tried to score with a low kick but P Coltrane checks it.
P Coltrane connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Kalonji's hands.
Roscoe P Coltrane is winning the standup battle so far.
Nice shot lands for P Coltrane.
P Coltrane is looking to wear down Kalonji with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Kalonji throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
P Coltrane misses the shot to the body.
P Coltrane is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Kalonji can do to turn this around?
The fight stays on the outside here - Kalonji looks like he's thinking about clinching though.

That's one minute gone in the round.
P Coltrane connects with a nice looking jab.
P Coltrane ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
P Coltrane works Kalonji's body with a nice hook.
Kalonji is breathing heavily.
Kalonji throws a head kick but P Coltrane moves out of range.
Kalonji pulls out of a head kick attempt.
P Coltrane scores with a hook to the body. Kalonji takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
P Coltrane fails with an attempt to clinch.
P Coltrane jabs Kalonji right on the nose. Kalonji blinks but takes it well.
P Coltrane lands with a shot to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
P Coltrane scores with a jab.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Kalonji misses with a body kick.
Kalonji takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
P Coltrane digs a good hook to Kalonji's body.
P Coltrane scores with a hook to the body. Kalonji takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Kalonji takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.

P Coltrane closes the distance, clinches up and gets a nice trip takedown into side control. Very smooth.

P Coltrane is working to tighten is grip on Kalonji's neck. He's isolated an arm and is working for an arm triangle. Kalonji has recognised the danger and is trying to turn with the submission but P Coltrane is really squeezing tight and eventually Kalonji passes out! P Coltrane breaks the hold and jumps onto the cage to celebrate! Submission of the night, I'd say!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:04 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Arm Triangle). Roscoe P Coltrane!