PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Todd Nieds (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Clement Greenburg (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Greenburg is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Your Mother's Got A Penis. Clement Greenburg will no doubt be looking to use his reach advantage to good effect.

Nieds
vs
Greenburg

191 cm
23
240 lbs
5 - 3 - 0

204 cm
20
281 lbs
3 - 0 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Great elbows
Granite chin

Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Todd Nieds!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Clement Greenburg!
The judges for this bout are Steve Erwin, Bruno Hogan and Skip Squint.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
No joy there for Nieds, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Nieds takes a swing at Greenburg's ribcage but misses.
Nieds rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Greenburg moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Nieds just misses with a punch to the body.
Greenburg looks to land a left hand but Nieds moved out of range nicely.
Nieds throws a nice looking combination but Greenburg bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
A big right from Greenburg misses.
Nieds moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Greenburg swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Greenburg uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Greenburg shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Nieds throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Nieds throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Greenburg counters with a right hand to the body.
Nieds scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.

It looks like Clement Greenburg has been cut.
Greenburg lands a jab to the head.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A nice combination there by Greenburg.

It looks like Todd Nieds has been cut.
Nieds throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Greenburg.
Nieds uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Greenburg.
Nieds slaps away a takedown attempt from Greenburg, before circling back to the center of the mat.
Nieds throws a series of punches but Greenburg avoids them all with ease.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Nieds throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Greenburg connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
A big left from Nieds misses.
Greenburg throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Nieds.

Greenburg lands a left and a right that send Nieds crashing to the mat, dazed. Greenburg thinks about following him to the mat but decides to wave him back up to his feet!
Nieds is breathing heavily.
Greenburg lands with a shot to the body.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.

Greenburg lands a big uppercut and Nieds crumbles to the floor! The ref thinks about stopping the fight but Nieds looks OK. Greenburg waves Nieds back to his feet!

Nieds is rocked!
Greenburg circles away before darting back in with a big straight right hand. It connects beautifully and sends Nieds tumbling to the canvas! He's out cold! Greenburg wins by KO!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:31 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Clement Greenburg!