PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between dick lipstick (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Steve Simon (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Simon has chosen Down With The Sickness as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. On his way into the ring it seems that dick lipstick has been attacked by a crazed fan! It looks like it might have been the just bleed guy! Luckily dick lipstick seems to be OK! I thought that lunatic was in prison!?

lipstick
vs
Simon

225 cm
22
275 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

190 cm
20
235 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Counter striker
KO power

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Solid chin

Lucid Nutrition

Lucid Nutrition
Lightning Fight Gear

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, dick lipstick!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Steve Simon!
The judges for this bout are Johanna Lukiainen, Matti Vanhoillinen and Arvi Lind.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A big right from Simon misses.
Simon throws the left hand but lipstick avoids the punch easily.
lipstick tries to clinch there but Simon circles away.
lipstick tries to clinch up but Simon circles away and keeps his distance.

Simon fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with lipstick, pushing him back against the ropes.
lipstick prevents the takedown attempt.
Simon looking to stall.

Simon jumps guard.
lipstick postures up.
lipstick stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Simon swivels though and keeps the full guard.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
lipstick passes into half guard.
Simon won't allow lipstick to pass to mount.

lipstick is looking for a kimura. It's going to be difficult to finish that from half guard though and Simon defends it well.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Simon looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.

lipstick is trying to work for a kimura but Simon is defending well.
lipstick passes to side control.

lipstick looking for an arm triangle but it's way too loose to do anything.

lipstick tries for an arm triangle. That looks pretty tight to me. Is this one over!?! Possibly, maybe, no lipstick has let go of the choke. Obviously it wasn't as tight as we thought!

That's two minutes gone in the round.

lipstick is looking for a kimura. He might have it! No, Simon has escaped the position, nice work there.
lipstick is breathing heavily.

lipstick working hard here to secure a kimura but he's not really in the right position for it.
lipstick will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.

lipstick looking for an arm triangle but it's way too loose to do anything.
Simon regains half guard.
Simon missing with punches from the bottom.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

lipstick is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. Simon doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time lipstick.
Simon is controlling lipstick's trapped leg to prevent lipstick from advancing to side control.
Simon wants to improve his position but lipstick is controlling well.
lipstick trying to pass the guard but Simon defending well.
lipstick stops Simon from getting back to his feet.

lipstick is working for a submission of some sort.
Simon is trying to stand.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.

The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Simon looks for a takedown but lipstick sprawls well.
Simon misses the jab.
Simon wants to clinch
and lipstick counters with a leg kick.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by lipstick.
Simon throws a head kick that misses

and lipstick counters with a nice double leg into guard.
lipstick slips nicely into half guard.

lipstick has hold of the far side arm. He's working for the Kimura, can Simon defend it? lipstick steps over the head and cranks it - Simon is tapping out! That was textbook stuff right there - nice submission victory for lipstick!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:54 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). dick lipstick!