PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Eric Cartman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ryan Parts (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Eric Cartman could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Ryan Parts's chin.

Cartman
vs
Parts

165 cm
21
150 lbs
6 - 2 - 0

177 cm
22
155 lbs
6 - 6 - 0

Good wrestling
Solid boxing
Very strong

Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Eric Cartman!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Ryan Parts!
The judges for this bout are Ian Loll, Elvis Blanc and Trevor Gratis.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Cartman avoids the body shot from Parts.
Cartman uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Parts.
Parts ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Cartman moves away.
Ryan Parts seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Parts misses with a straight left.
Cartman throws a lazy right hand but Parts sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.

Cartman lands a big head kick that sends Parts tumbling to the mat! Cartman takes a step backwards and waves Parts back to his feet - he wants the finish!

Parts is rocked!

It looks like Ryan Parts has been cut.
Cartman tries a head kick but it misses.
Parts is still on wobbly legs! Can Cartman finish him?
A combination from Cartman does no damage.
Parts misses with an uppercut.
Cartman misses with a series of wild punches.
Parts seems to have recovered his senses.
Parts misses with a double jab
and Cartman cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Cartman misses with a hook to the body
and Parts counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Parts throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Cartman swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Parts throws a nice head kick!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Some wild striking there from Parts.
The fighters circling - Parts throws out the jab but it was never going to land.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Parts rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Cartman moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Parts uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Cartman.
Cartman scores with a jab to the head.
Parts swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Cartman counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Parts scores with a nice right hand.
Parts misses with a combination
and Cartman counters with a nice uppercut.
Parts moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.
Parts just misses with a punch to the body.
A head kick misses from Parts.
Cartman lands with a nice body punch.
Cartman slips a straight right by Parts.
Cartman throws a half hearted mid kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A telegraphed right hand from Cartman misses the target.
Parts throws a combination that misses
and Cartman counters with a straight right hand.
Cartman throws a sloppy head kick and Parts moves out of range easily.
Parts throws a sloppy head kick
and Cartman counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Parts looks gassed!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Cartman throws a right hand that Parts ducks under and follows up with a left that Parts also avoids with ease.
Cartman slips under a jab.
Parts throws out a powerful jab.
Parts throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Parts takes a swing at Cartman's ribcage but misses.
Parts falls off balance throwing a combination
and Cartman counters with a hugh head kick that removes Parts from consiousness! A brutal head kick knockout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:47 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Eric Cartman!