PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Cross Dresser (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and vladimir putin (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighter's entrance songs getting the crowd jumping here.

Dresser
vs
putin

180 cm
25
220 lbs
6 - 5 - 0

192 cm
25
205 lbs
7 - 4 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Solid boxing
Very strong

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Knockout power

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 5 - 0, fighting out of New York, Cross Dresser!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 4 - 0, fighting out of New York, vladimir putin!
The judges for this bout are Jorge Garcia, Bruno Lombardi and Columbo Gatti.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dresser misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
A looping hook to the body misses from Dresser. putin does a little dance to reset his feet.
Dresser rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but putin moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
A chopping leg kick lands by putin.
Dresser misses with a double jab.
Dresser throws a nice looking combination but putin bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Dresser is on the wrong end of a nice combination from putin.
putin tries to clinch but Dresser is having none of it.
putin swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
putin throws a series of punches but Dresser moves out of range.
A solid leg kick lands there for putin.
Dresser is breathing heavily.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
putin tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by putin.
putin uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Dresser has time to react.
Good leg kick by putin there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
putin scores with a leg kick.
Dresser stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from putin.
putin getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Dresser walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
putin throws a leg kick which misses Dresser's front leg but catches the back leg as Dresser tries to avoid it.
Dresser slips a jab and a cross from putin.
putin feints and then cracks Dresser's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Dresser down.
Dresser tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
putin misses with a head kick.
putin lands a nice shot that snaps Dresser's head back.
putin is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.

That's one minute gone in the round.
putin lands a high kick!

Dresser is rocked!
putin lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
A head kick by putin - that's a beauty! Dresser is out but he's somehow still standing... he's going... going... gone. Like a drunk walking down the middle of the road, the inevitable face plant follows and the delayed knockout arrives. Even putin can't help but laugh at the bizarre end to this one!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:12 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). vladimir putin!