PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Frank Mac (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Hanz Titties (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Mac's entrance music is Dump the Clip. A fine choice. Frank Mac could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Hanz Titties's chin.

Mac
vs
Titties

225 cm
27
157 lbs
14 - 3 - 0

180 cm
26
158 lbs
10 - 1 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
KO power

Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Fast

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[JMFC] 160!

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 14 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Frank Mac!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 10 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Hanz Titties!
The judges for this bout are , and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Titties gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Titties bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Mac throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Titties slips a straight right by Mac.
Mac throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Titties on the side of the head.
Titties takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Titties throws a looping overhand right but Mac ducks down to avoid it.
Mac fails with an attempt to clinch.
Titties swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Titties scores with a decent looking hook.
Titties pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Mac wants to clinch.
Frank Mac seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Mac punishes Titties's body with a nice straight punch.
Mac works Titties's body with a nice hook.
Titties thows a body shot but no joy.
Mac fails to land with a series of punches.
Titties ducks right into an uppercut from Mac.

Titties has Mac up against the cage in a clinch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Titties throws a punch but it's blocked by Mac.
Mac blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Titties working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
A right handed body shot lands from Titties.
Titties working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Titties is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
Titties misses with a body punch.
A body shot lands from Titties.
Titties digs a right hand into Mac's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Mac's gas tank.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as Titties takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.
Mac is working Titties over against the cage.
Mac blocking some punches.
Mac stalling the fight.
Titties controlling the action here for a moment.
Titties tries a body shot but Mac blocks it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Mac stalling in the clinch but Titties improves position.
Mac is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Knees in the clinch landing for Titties.
Titties stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Titties stalling the fight.

Mac's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Titties tests Mac's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Titties throws a chopping leg kick but Mac manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Mac darts in trying to clinch

and Titties counters by moving into the clinch.
Titties lands a nice uppercut.
Mac blocks an elbow strike from Titties.
Titties can't find room to land a body shot as Mac controls the action.
Mac dodges an elbow strike from Titties.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Titties blocking some punches.
Titties dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage.
Mac holding his opponent close, against the cage.
Titties avoiding damage.
A battle for position here, against the cage.
Titties controlling the action here for a moment.
Titties misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Mac's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Titties is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
Titties tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Titties fails to land with a short punch on the inside.

Mac's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Mac clinches but Titties breaks the clinch

and Titties decides to take the opportunity to score a takedown. He's landed in Mac's guard.
Mac seems keen to control Titties's posture.
Titties trying to control the position from guard on top but Mac is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Titties slows down the pace of the fight, as he sits in guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Hanz Titties dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

A punch lands to the side of Titties 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Mac takes a head kick and keeps coming.

Titties drops Mac with a beautiful combination! Mac stares up at his opponent, who ushers him back to his feet - Titties is looking for the KO!

Mac is rocked!

It looks like Frank Mac has been cut.
I'm just looking down at my notes here and I see that.... oh! Titties has cracked Mac with a big right, followed by a left! He's out on his feet! Titties lands another huge swinging hook and Mac tumbles to the canvas! The ref dives in to save Mac, before Titties can land any more shots!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:23 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Hanz Titties!