PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Patrick Bateman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Tero Sankari (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Bateman comes to the cage accompanied by Huey Lewis and The News - Hip to be Square. Sankari has chosen Finlandia - Hymn as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. Patrick Bateman could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Tero Sankari's chin.

Bateman
vs
Sankari

195 cm
23
275 lbs
11 - 4 - 0

200 cm
21
240 lbs
7 - 2 - 1

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Very strong

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent MT
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 11 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Patrick Bateman!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 2 - 1, fighting out of Hilo, Tero Sankari!
The judges for this bout are , and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bateman ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Sankari moves away.
Sankari tries a head kick but it misses.
Sankari avoids the body shot from Bateman.
Bateman avoids the head kick by Sankari.
Bateman pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Sankari chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Bateman can pounce on him.
Sankari steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Bateman.
Bateman throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Sankari sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Sankari keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Sankari moves out of range as Bateman strikes.
Bateman thows a body shot but no joy.
A big left from Bateman misses.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Sankari throws a leg kick
and Bateman makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Bateman keeps Sankari at a distance using the push kick.
Bateman feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Sankari's calf.
Bateman swinging wildly here.
Jab by Bateman.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bateman moves out of range of the body kick from Sankari.
Sankari throws a sloppy head kick
and Bateman counters with a nice body shot.
Sankari looks gassed!
Bateman cracks the inside of Sankari's front leg.
Bateman scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Sankari takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
This has been an exciting period of action!

Bateman lands a big right hand that sends Sankari crashing to the mat! Bateman stays standing though and waves Sankari back to his feet!

Sankari is rocked!

It looks like Tero Sankari has been cut.
Bateman drops Sankari with a naaaaasty hook - Sankari is in real trouble here! Bateman dives in to side control and pounds out his opponent for a TKO victory! The crowd goes nuts!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:38 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Patrick Bateman!