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Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Nick bananahammock (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Quick Diaz (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). bananahammock kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genuis that is gay. I can't wait for this one - let's get the fighter introductions out of the way and get this one started!
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145 lbs
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155 lbs
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BJJ Brown Belt
Brawler
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Nick bananahammock!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Quick Diaz!
The judges for this bout are Cecil Peabody, Daniel Franklin and Frank Dennis.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Nice sprawl there from Diaz as bananahammock shoots in.
bananahammock scores with a takedown into Diaz's guard.
bananahammock looking to pass the guard.
bananahammock drops back looking for a leg! Diaz is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and Diaz manages to kick bananahammock off! bananahammock jumps back into Diaz's guard.
bananahammock drops back looking for a leg! Diaz is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and Diaz manages to kick bananahammock off! bananahammock jumps back into Diaz's guard.
bananahammock is trying to work a guillotine from the top, or something like that? Don't know how he thinks he's going to get a finish from there.
Diaz is looking to get back to his feet but can't, whilst bananahammock is controlling him.
That's one minute gone in the round.
bananahammock wants to pass the guard but Diaz is keeping the position.
Diaz wants to stand up but bananahammock is controlling him.
bananahammock slips nicely into half guard.
bananahammock is thinking about going for an arm triangle but he can't free his leg.
bananahammock is breathing heavily.
Diaz is controlling bananahammock's position as best he can from this difficult position.
bananahammock is looking for a kimura. It's going to be difficult to finish that from half guard though and Diaz defends it well.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Diaz is defending against the submission attempts here by bananahammock.
bananahammock prevents Diaz from improving his position.
Diaz is trying to maintain the position but bananahammock is very close to passing his half guard.
The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult.
bananahammock wants to pass to mount but Diaz is defending the position.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter is doing enough for the referee's liking and he's decided to stand them back up.
Diaz throws a combination. bananahammock tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
Diaz works over bananahammock's head and body with a nice combination.
Diaz stuffs the takedown.
bananahammock has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
Diaz stuffs the takedown attempt from bananahammock. bananahammock gets slowly back to his feet.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Nick bananahammock. That's going to take a lot out of him.
bananahammock shoots for a takedown but Diaz saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Excellent takedown into side control there by bananahammock.
bananahammock passes to full mount! That's big trouble for Diaz!
Diaz has given up his back.
bananahammock patiently working for the choke. Which fighter will keep their nerve here?
Diaz preventing the rear naked choke attempt from bananahammock.
bananahammock is working for the rear naked choke. He has one arm under the chin but Diaz has hold of the other arm. A bit of a stalemate here.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
bananahammock avoiding Diaz 's attempts to control his hands.
Diaz is in a bad position with bananahammock working for a choke. Diaz manages to spin nicely into guard and the danger is over for the moment.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Diaz is pushing down on bananahammock's leg trying to pass to half guard. bananahammock is fighting to maintain full guard but Diaz has managed to sneak the leg through.
bananahammock is looking to sinch up a gullotine here but Diaz pulls his head out easily.
bananahammock is refusing to be controlled, as Diaz sits in half guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
bananahammock manages to get to full guard.
bananahammock looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Nick bananahammock dominated that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!
Some wild striking there from Diaz.
bananahammock fails to land the takedown.
Diaz misses with a double jab.
bananahammock gets a takedown into half guard.
Diaz won't allow bananahammock to pass to mount.
Diaz has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. bananahammock is working away from the top position though.
bananahammock is trying for a guillotine from the top but the pressure isn't in the right place so Diaz is just riding it out for now. bananahammock eventually gives up the hold.
bananahammock is trying for a guillotine from the top but the pressure isn't in the right place so Diaz is just riding it out for now. bananahammock eventually gives up the hold.
That's one minute gone in the round.
bananahammock passes the guard and advances to mount!
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
bananahammock avoids the attempt from Diaz to control.
bananahammock moves into side control, trying to work for a kimura. That looks painful! Will he finish!!?? No, Diaz has worked his arm free - good work by Diaz!
Diaz prevents bananahammock from improving position.
bananahammock is trying to land an Americana. He has the arm isolated but Diaz is keeping cool and he's avoided the danger for now.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Diaz holding on.
bananahammock tries for a kimura. Not really close to a finish though.
bananahammock tries for a kimura. Not really close to a finish though.
Diaz is trying to control bananahammock's posture but bananahammock avoids it.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Diaz tries to get back to half guard but can't.
bananahammock moves into full mount!
Diaz defends a decent attempt at a guillotine from bananahammock.
bananahammock is thinking about an arm triangle here, looking to tighten it up before moving to side control. Diaz can see it coming though and defends well with a couple of strikes to the head and some good arm positioning.
bananahammock working for a submission but Diaz is keeping him at bay.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
bananahammock moves into side control, trying to work for a kimura. That looks painful! Will he finish!!?? No, Diaz has worked his arm free - good work by Diaz!
Diaz is trying to get back to half guard.
bananahammock tries for an arm triangle. That looks pretty tight to me. Is this one over!?! Possibly, maybe, no bananahammock has let go of the choke. Obviously it wasn't as tight as we thought!
Diaz is looking for a sweep.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
bananahammock looking for an arm triangle but it's way too loose to do anything.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Nick bananahammock dominated that second round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. This is the final round!
Diaz scores with a one two! bananahammock had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
No luck for bananahammock with that takedown attempt.
bananahammock fails with a takedown attempt.
Diaz scores with a jab to the jaw.
bananahammock shoots in but Diaz avoids the takedown attempt easily.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Nick bananahammock. That's going to take a lot out of him.
bananahammock feints and then dives in with a takedown. That was a long way out but the feint bought him enough time to close the distance and complete the takedown. Now we'll play guard for a bit and see who can get the better of that position.
bananahammock wants to pass the guard but Diaz is keeping the position.
Diaz wants to sweep here but bananahammock controlling him for the moment.
bananahammock pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Diaz is keeping the position for now.
bananahammock drops back, looking for a kneebar! Diaz looks panicked! The fighters roll across the mat, one looking to finish, one looking to escape. Diaz looks to have wriggled free... Yes, he's got his leg free and he's dived into side control! Good work there from Diaz!
bananahammock tries to slip a leg under to move to half guard but Diaz presses down on the leg and jumps into full mount!
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
That's one minute gone in the round.
bananahammock keeping his composure momentarily, calmly looking to get back to half guard.
bananahammock really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Diaz can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as bananahammock is looking to escape.
bananahammock is looking to improve his position but Diaz isn't that keen on the idea.
Diaz trying to control but he's not successful this time.
bananahammock can't escape the position.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
bananahammock prevents Diaz from taking his back.
Diaz is looking to stand but Diaz has his arms wrapped tightly around him, looking to prevent the damage.
bananahammock is looking to get to half guard.
Diaz manages to capitalize on a mistake by bananahammock to take his back!
I really don't envy bananahammock right now.
Good control from Diaz.
bananahammock tries to escape the position - he's now mounted. Is that better or worse? Hard to tell!
bananahammock really trying hard to get back to half guard here.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Diaz is trying to stand up but he's being controlled by his opponent.
bananahammock tries to reverse the position but Diaz maintains control.
bananahammock gets back to half guard.
bananahammock wants to get back to full guard but Diaz has passed into side control.
Diaz prevents bananahammock from getting the reversal.
bananahammock slips a leg in and gets back to half guard.
Diaz wants to control but bananahammock is keeping him busy.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
bananahammock works his way to full guard. Good work.
bananahammock had isolated an arm as going for an omaplata. Diaz is defending the submission well but is in a very vulnerable position. bananahammock Is leaning forward trying to finish the omaplata but decides to abandon it, and take Diaz's back instead.
bananahammock working for the rear naked choke here. He's got one arm under but Diaz is defending well. A couple of punches soften him up though and bananahammock has tightened the hold! This one could be all over! It is! Diaz taps out!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:28 of round 3, we have a winner by way of Submission (RNC). Nick bananahammock!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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