PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Tokamek Yeets (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Peter Gazer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Yeets's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Nuclear Fusion. The crowd seem to be enjoying Gazer's choice of entrance music: Psycho Killer. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Yeets
vs
Gazer

193 cm
28
270 lbs
16 - 7 - 0

200 cm
27
268 lbs
8 - 4 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 16 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Tokamek Yeets!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 8 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Peter Gazer!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Cesar, Paulo Santos and Edson Gomes.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Gazer throws a series of punches but Yeets moves out of range.
Yeets misses with a kick to the body.
Gazer misses with a head kick.
Gazer moves out of range of the body kick.
Yeets cracks Gazer with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Gazer tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Yeets paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Yeets avoids a punch combination nicely.
Gazer misses with a few strikes there.
Yeets takes a jab right on the kisser.
Gazer uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Yeets.
Yeets misses with a body kick.
A punch combination from Gazer misses.
Yeets swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Gazer wants to clinch up but Yeets keeps it at a distance.
No joy there for Gazer, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Gazer takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Yeets scores with a takedown into Gazer's guard.
Yeets trying to control but Gazer is working from the bottom.
Yeets postures up in Gazer's guard and throws a big left but Gazer blocks it.
Yeets scores with a decent looking elbow strike.
Yeets trying to control the position from guard on top but Gazer is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Yeets stops Gazer from standing up.
Yeets loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Yeets trying to control the position from guard on top but Gazer is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Yeets sneaks a leg through and gets to half guard. That was like a knife through butter how easily he passed Gazer's guard.
Gazer wants to improve his position but Yeets is controlling well.
Yeets scores with a couple of good hammerfists.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Gazer is trying to get back to full guard.
Gazer is persisting with the attempt to improve his position.
Gazer is trying to defend against the ground and pound but Yeets scores with a couple of nice shots.
Gazer is controlling Yeets's trapped leg to prevent Yeets from advancing to side control.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Yeets wants to take a breather but Gazer is having none of it.
Gazer is trying to control but can't.
Yeets frees up his trapped foot and advances to mount.
Yeets looking to ground and pound his opponent to a finish here.
Gazer really trying hard to get back to half guard here.
Yeets is landing with some decent strikes but Gazer is trying to advance his position so the referee is letting the fight continue.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Gazer is trying desperately to improve position.
Yeets has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Yeets scoring with strikes but Gazer is staying in there.

It looks like Peter Gazer has been cut.
BOOM! Yeets connects with a massive shot to the dome!
Gazer tries to hold on but Yeets postures up.
Yeets breaks from Gazer's wrist control and lands an elbow.

That has opened up Peter Gazer's cut even more.
Yeets lands a shot to the body, followed up by a shot to the exposed head of his trapped opponent.

The cut above Peter Gazer's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
Yeets is in the full mount, landing strikes.

Peter Gazer's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Peter Gazer's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:02 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Tokamek Yeets!