PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Ex Perimental (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Vladimir Zhirinovsky (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Vladimir Zhirinovsky has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Perimental
vs
Zhirinovsky

190 cm
23
215 lbs
4 - 1 - 0

180 cm
19
218 lbs
3 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Experienced

Decent wrestler
Basic striking
Enjoys gardening

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 1 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Ex Perimental!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Vladimir Zhirinovsky!
The judges for this bout are Aleksandr Martynov, Dmitry Maklakov and Fedor Mirinova.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Perimental thuds his right hand into Zhirinovsky's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Perimental displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Zhirinovsky.
Zhirinovsky tries to move into range but Perimental moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Perimental is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Zhirinovsky.
Perimental lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Zhirinovsky shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Perimental as he jumps to the side.
Zhirinovsky tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Perimental swivels and escapes.
Ex Perimental has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Vladimir Zhirinovsky.
Perimental throws a nice looking combination but Zhirinovsky bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Zhirinovsky throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Perimental stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
A looping hook to the body misses from Perimental. Zhirinovsky does a little dance to reset his feet.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Zhirinovsky looks for a takedown but Perimental sprawls well.
Zhirinovsky fails with a takedown attempt.
Zhirinovsky doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Zhirinovsky looks gassed!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!

Perimental drops Zhirinovsky with a beautiful combination! Zhirinovsky stares up at his opponent, who ushers him back to his feet - Perimental is looking for the KO!

It looks like Vladimir Zhirinovsky has been cut.
Perimental closes the distance and lands a brutal uppercut that knocks Zhirinovsky out! We're looking at the replay now - he was out before he hit the floor!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:49 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Ex Perimental!