PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Herman Holmes (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ryan Noonan (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Holmes's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, F**king Hostile. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Holmes
vs
Noonan

213 cm
22
294 lbs
13 - 2 - 0

150 cm
23
300 lbs
9 - 3 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
World class boxer
Very strong

Powerful takedowns
World class boxer
Granite chin

>>>Blitzkrieg Formula 5000

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the super heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 13 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Herman Holmes!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 9 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Ryan Noonan!
The judges for this bout are , and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Holmes throws a shot from downtown. Noonan moves away and avoids it.
Holmes throws a series of punches but Noonan avoids them all with ease.
Holmes uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Noonan.
Noonan misses the shot to the body.
Holmes throws a nice outside leg kick.
Noonan cracks Holmes with an open hand slap.
Holmes digs a good body shot into Noonan's ribs.
Holmes throws a low kick, looking for Noonan's leg but Noonan calmly moves out of range.
Holmes on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Noonan takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Noonan misses with a jab to the body
and Holmes connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.

It looks like Ryan Noonan has been cut.
Holmes bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
A lazy left from Holmes finds it's target.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Holmes checks a low kick from Noonan.
Holmes lands with an overhand left.
Holmes moves out of range of the leg kick from Noonan.
Holmes moves away from the strike by Noonan.
Noonan misses with a body shot
and Holmes counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Noonan takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Holmes stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Noonan looks gassed!
Noonan misses the jab.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Holmes uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Noonan.
Holmes circles away from the clinch attempt
and Holmes counters with a low kick, right behind Noonan 's knee.
Noonan misses with a low kick.
Noonan takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Nice jab there from Holmes.
Holmes is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Noonan darts in trying to clinch
and Noonan takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Noonan takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.

That has opened up Ryan Noonan's cut even more.
Holmes is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Good exchange - Holmes coming out on top.
Holmes lands with a hook. Noonan tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.

The cut above Ryan Noonan's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
Holmes lands a slapping body shot.
Holmes scores with a jab. Noonan acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Holmes uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.

Ryan Noonan's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.
Holmes works the jab nicely.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Ryan Noonan's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:06 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Herman Holmes!
Herman Holmes retains his super heavyweight title!